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PostSubject: Your night out with...vivian...   Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:45 pm

Heh, I've found myself attracted to vivian's character more and more. DOn't get mad at me Crisis, but I just happen to like...er...*runs away from crisis screaming*...VIVIAN HAS A BIGGER CHEST!

Ok...sorry about that...I think i'm safe now.

Any way, the point of this topic was to ask you all a hypothetical question. If you had one night/day to spend with vivian, as you are now, dressed as you are, smelling as you are; tasting as you are, what would you like to do? What do you think she'd like to do (And let's pretend she's not hungry for once? Say she just ate a small neko village or something)?

I ask this not only to find some humor, but also to try and remind you all that the felarian predaors may be eating machines, but they are not evil, and they are infact sentients. Many of you may know this, but i don't think all of you realise that they have to have lives outside of eating you and your family.

Me and Vivian...

Well, I don't know of any good Giant Predator x Micro Human resturants to take her too, se we'd probably talk the night away near the Jewl River (I'd keep my distance from she shore of course), knowing Vivian, it'd probably be a talk about sex, sexual fantasies, fetishes, and lead to my vore fetish...then to her stomach... On the off chance that the conversation doesn't steer towards vore, I'd ask her about life as predator, what it's like.

Yeah, my ideas weren't that entertaining, but who cares, not me. Point is, that' what I'd do. Some one else...make me laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:50 pm

I'd probably talk about Perry, I have no interest in vivian but Perry was extremely cute and I'd love to know more about her.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:55 pm

I... I don't know. But it would be interesting.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:51 pm

Vivian's interests are relevant to my own. Smile

But alas, to have a chance at surviving a night with Vivian the following requirements must be met:

1. Be a practiced reptile handler. (Know when she wants to strike or squeeze)

2. Accomplished mountain climber (Practicing on the mountain range called the "Hills of Vivian" is an acceptable qualification).

3. You must have previously slept with with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-breasted Whore of Eroticon Six, whose erogenous zones are said to begin four miles beyond her own body, and that the Big Bang might actually have been one of her orgasms.

It would take that kind of training, I presume. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:07 am

Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:20 pm

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Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:43 pm

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ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:43 pm

ZionAtriedes wrote:
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ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
of course not that's only natural^^
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:56 pm

Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
FalconJudge wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
of course not that's only natural^^
Thank you, my good sir. Of course, I can control myself if I must.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:44 am

ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
FalconJudge wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
of course not that's only natural^^
Thank you, my good sir. Of course, I can control myself if I must.

i'm the same^^ i might be one of the most perverted persons ever to exist(hehe).
can you plzz teach me then?^^
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:52 am

well , i'd ask if she really likes being a predator , and and talk to her about my "hard boiled egg fetish" in the giganatic inn , and i know where that leads to , being gulped with the giant lovely pink egg down her throat with a bigger bulge and higher gulp sound and ask here if she enjoyed the gulp. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:27 pm

Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
FalconJudge wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
of course not that's only natural^^
Thank you, my good sir. Of course, I can control myself if I must.

i'm the same^^ i might be one of the most perverted persons ever to exist(hehe).
can you plzz teach me then?^^
First, you must accept that though sex may be enjoyable, it is at times a chain which binds the greater spirit within a man's mind. Sex is purely of the body, not the spirit or mind. Whichever you are more in tune with, concentrate on that over body. Overcome the chemical effects of the primitive hormones in your brain.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:56 pm

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Overcome the chemical effects of the primitive hormones in your brain.

No.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:08 pm

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Overcome the chemical effects of the primitive hormones in your brain.

No.
Then you are doomed, my primitive friend! Of course, such is Darwinism. The most-evolved survive. XD

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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:40 pm

ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
FalconJudge wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
of course not that's only natural^^
Thank you, my good sir. Of course, I can control myself if I must.

i'm the same^^ i might be one of the most perverted persons ever to exist(hehe).
can you plzz teach me then?^^
First, you must accept that though sex may be enjoyable, it is at times a chain which binds the greater spirit within a man's mind. Sex is purely of the body, not the spirit or mind. Whichever you are more in tune with, concentrate on that over body. Overcome the chemical effects of the primitive hormones in your brain.

No can do(Virgin Embarassed )
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:07 am

Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
FalconJudge wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
of course not that's only natural^^
Thank you, my good sir. Of course, I can control myself if I must.

i'm the same^^ i might be one of the most perverted persons ever to exist(hehe).
can you plzz teach me then?^^
First, you must accept that though sex may be enjoyable, it is at times a chain which binds the greater spirit within a man's mind. Sex is purely of the body, not the spirit or mind. Whichever you are more in tune with, concentrate on that over body. Overcome the chemical effects of the primitive hormones in your brain.

No can do(Virgin Embarassed )
It's simple. The first step is to make your subconscious violently opposed to the idea of sex. It's not permanent, but it works in short bursts. Sometimes.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:50 pm

ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Reptillian wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
FalconJudge wrote:
ZionAtriedes wrote:
Well, smelling as I am right now, I wouldn't be edible. No classes for a few days means I haven't bothered to shower in a few days (I'm a hermit, so it's okay).

It'd end up as a scientific discussion on the applications and properties of magic, I just know it. I'd end up saying something as an observation, she'd comment on it, it'd go from there. If I could take my eyes off the chest, of course.

Which you probably couldn't.
I cannot be blamed for that.
of course not that's only natural^^
Thank you, my good sir. Of course, I can control myself if I must.

i'm the same^^ i might be one of the most perverted persons ever to exist(hehe).
can you plzz teach me then?^^
First, you must accept that though sex may be enjoyable, it is at times a chain which binds the greater spirit within a man's mind. Sex is purely of the body, not the spirit or mind. Whichever you are more in tune with, concentrate on that over body. Overcome the chemical effects of the primitive hormones in your brain.

No can do(Virgin Embarassed )
The first step is to make your subconscious violently opposed to the idea of sex.

no way i can do that, i'm a 19 year old virgin, you must be joking.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:22 pm

Not focus on the physical...? Sex is origionally a means to reproduce. Only a few species enjoy it. It's a natural biological method to keep species going.

With impossible odds of impregnation, it degenerates to "fun", in the opinion of society. A "physical" fun. It's the only reason such a thing would be enjoyable. Keep enough of your survival instincts to avoid pushing it to the point of being deadly or dangerous, but otherwise, its only a physical means to enjoyment.

On a sidenote, I'm a virgin too, and I would most definately not be able to (or desire to, if she would eat me) restrain myself.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:09 pm

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Not focus on the physical...? Sex is origionally a means to reproduce. Only a few species enjoy it. It's a natural biological method to keep species going.

With impossible odds of impregnation, it degenerates to "fun", in the opinion of society. A "physical" fun. It's the only reason such a thing would be enjoyable. Keep enough of your survival instincts to avoid pushing it to the point of being deadly or dangerous, but otherwise, its only a physical means to enjoyment.

On a sidenote, I'm a virgin too, and I would most definately not be able to (or desire to, if she would eat me) restrain myself.
Humans get incredible physical enjoyment from it, however. Especially males. That's biological more than it is sociological, as bonobo apes enjoy it, as well.

Trust me, it's entirely possible to make yourself temporarily asexual.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:23 pm

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Trust me, it's entirely possible to make yourself temporarily asexual.

no way, you must have forgotten what it's like to be a virgin dude
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:46 pm

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Trust me, it's entirely possible to make yourself temporarily asexual.

I don't believe you. Prove it to me and I still won't believe you.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:00 pm

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Trust me, it's entirely possible to make yourself temporarily asexual.
I think the misinterpretation is between "entirely possible" and "likely"... The two having very little to do with one another.

I have a girlfriend... Who has claws... I can control my urges as a matter of survival. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:02 pm

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I have a girlfriend... Who has claws

Claws? What is she? A Neko^^?
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:21 pm

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I have a girlfriend... Who has claws

Claws? What is she? A Neko^^?
No, no, she's human... Technically, she's a "tetragametic chimera", with a minor mutation in part of her legs and back that includes claws on her feet.
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PostSubject: Re: Your night out with...vivian...   Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:28 pm

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I have a girlfriend... Who has claws

Claws? What is she? A Neko^^?
No, no, she's human... Technically, she's a "tetragametic chimera", with a minor mutation in part of her legs and back that includes claws on her feet.

hehe, i bet you hide under the couch or something, when she's mad^^
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