This thread brought these random fragments to mind:
"Huah! Bad Boys Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when then come for you?... COPS: Negav is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement."
and
"Officer 1: Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?
Suspect: *Hic* How many drinks have you had to-to... to-ni... this evening?
Officer 1: ...
Officer 1: ...
Officer 1: ...
Officer 1: Drop him boys!
*fireball noises*"
and
"Officer 1: Ma'm, the festival of costumes was last month. Do you have a permit that allows you to be dressed as a street walking fairy?
Suspect: ...
Suspect: ...I am not a streetwalker!
Officer 1: Whatever ma'm, just get in the wagon, we're talking you down town on a 10-07, prostitution without a-
Officer 2: SARGE, these wings won't come off, they're REAL!
Officer 2: Ahhhhhhh!!!!
Suspect: *gulp*
Officer 1: We've got a 10-107, requesting backup! Repeat, 10-107, cannibalistic prostitu-
Suspect: I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE! *gulp*"
...yeah, that's all I got. ^^;