GAME: What do you do?

You have approximately 3 seconds before this predator closes his mouth.


I'll befriend it.

You become a dragon paladin


I'll bribe it with a group of humans

The bribe was accepted, but you never know when the pred might want more.



I'll help it

The sea drgon allows you to breathe in water

I'll pleasure it.

SUCCESS!! The woman is now pleasurized.


I'll shake it

BOOM the coke explodes

i tell Vivian no to do it

She does it anyway.


I'll walk with it

(better take a shower whe she takes me out)

The dino pisses on a truck

I show it to a fairy

The fairy is not interested...


I'll recruit it

It's a "Fatboy" Experimental Mobile Factory from Supreme commander. Since it's completely controlled by AI, you have no trouble recruiting it.


(Yes, those ARE trees).

I'll reason with it.

(I need to beat Supreme Commander. I've had it for too long to not have beaten it by now...)

You manage to reasonably reason with the reasonable opponent.


I'll ride it

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alliance wrote:

i tell Vivian no to do it

Boris92 wrote:

She does it anyway.

I swear, before I read your reply, Boris, I thought, "The next person is going to type, word for word, "She does it anyway." And you did! With EVERY single word matching up exactly the way I thought it would! xD ))

It was a broom. A magical broom. You have a lot of fun with it.

I'll dance with it. n.n

(I have a habit of doing that.)

As you dance with the dance instructor, she out-dances and embarrasses you in front of a rather large crowd.


I'll write it a letter!

It doesn't know how to read or write, nor does it understand any known human languages. In fact, I'm not even sure what this thing is, but it doesn't look too happy about the paper cut it just got. >.>

I'll offer it some Chinese food. :3

Unfortunately for both you and it, it's allergic to Chinese food.


I'll play it some music

It was me. I love it.

I'll sing it a lullaby.

It's a baby. The lullaby works as intended. The baby still smells bad though.

I'll educate it.

It's not quite interested in education.


I'll throw a rock at it

Though it doesn't make much of a difference now, that rock you threw into that open, empty field will one day be run over by someone with a lawnmower, coming back and hitting them in the head with enough force to kill them instantly. While tragic, it prevents what would have been the future birth of a dictator who would have killed tens of millions.

I'll take it out to see a movie.

The movie you took it to didn't exactly catch it's interest. It might not return your calls.


I'll mug it!

It was Fort Knox; they shoot you on sight.

I'll jump it

Hey! I know it's a cruel world, but you shouldn't go and jump off a bridge!


I'll give it CPR!

It was a rock; they don't breath.


I'll hide it.

It's odd watching someone try to hide air.


I'll give it a gift!

It likes the gift and befriends you.

I'll jump it.