The bitch curse

((I've taken a liking to coming up with curses lately ^^))


The bitch curse is possibly one of the more annoying curses ((for others)) and isn't harmful by much to the victim which only females can get it. When one is placed under this curse they basicly can't have sex. The reason for this is simply, the have a row of razor sharp teeth in there vagina, now this isn't harmful to the girl at all unless she's stupid enough to try and masturbate but if she is having sex well yeah it's not a pretty site. Also the second effect of the curse is a perminent state of well PMS the only way to counteract this is by eating large amounts of chocolate which doesn't get rid of the curse but does lessen the effects of there induced pissy mood. The only way to get rid of the curse would be Miaxi honey which is VERY hard to get.

This curse started out when a male mage had a girlfriend who was basicly a complete and total bitch, treated him like dirt and was rude in almost every possible way. Worse off she cheated on him mulitple times. Angry and hurt the mage concocted a curse to make his now ex girlfriend pay. After he put the curse on her she was furious and demanded a cure, he just fell over laughing.

The curse isn't extremly common nor easy to place it takes a long ritrual that few know, however it has been used quite a few times by broken hearted lovers seeking revenge on there ex's.

((Side note))

It had been thought that the Naga Anna may be a victim of this curse, after hearing about this a younger Naga named Katrika went to investagate it. She reported back later with a smile on her face and many bruises saying that Anna did not infact have teeth in her vagina.

This curse remember an old anime I show its name was monster city.
A man make love with a woman and in reality the woman was a demon and her vagina developped teeth.
It was very scary

gwadahunter2222 wrote:

This curse remember an old anime I show its name was monster city.
A man make love with a woman and in reality the woman was a demon and her vagina developped teeth.
It was very scary

XD lol aww well sorry for scareing you I didn't mean to.

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

It had been thought that the Naga Anna may be a victim of this curse, after hearing about this a younger Naga named Katrika went to investagate it. She reported back later with a smile on her face and many bruises saying that Anna did not infact have teeth in her vagina.

words cannot describe the lulz that were had

side note forum needs more emoticons(that involve laughter)

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

XD lol aww well sorry for scareing you I didn't mean to.

Don't worry about that
This kind curse would be a good point to avoid sexual relation before the marriage

dreadis wrote:

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

It had been thought that the Naga Anna may be a victim of this curse, after hearing about this a younger Naga named Katrika went to investagate it. She reported back later with a smile on her face and many bruises saying that Anna did not infact have teeth in her vagina.

words cannot describe the lulz that were had

side note forum needs more emoticons(that involve laughter)

XD woo!

and to gwadahunter that is very true

I find it scary and amusing, at the same time.

Oh my god, poor Katrika XD

So basically, you\'re introducing vagina dentata to a universe that is based in vore...let\'s hope it never happens to Vivian, for her sake, and whomever is unfortunate enough to cross her path.

and Gwadahunter, I believe the anime you\'re thinking of is \"Wicked City\".

If it weren't for the added effect of PMS, Vivian would probably love to get this curse. She could combine her two favorite things, sex and vore.

Haar wrote:

If it weren't for the added effect of PMS, Vivian would probably love to get this curse. She could combine her two favorite things, sex and vore.

Ze googles, zey do nothing!

Haar wrote:

If it weren't for the added effect of PMS, Vivian would probably love to get this curse. She could combine her two favorite things, sex and vore.

how would vivian love this curse if it didnt have the pms effect im sure she loves to masturbate and get laid it would stop that
inless your post was sarcasm they i should let you know sarcasm dosent work properly on the internet inless you mark it as sarcasm

dreadis wrote:

Haar wrote:

If it weren't for the added effect of PMS, Vivian would probably love to get this curse. She could combine her two favorite things, sex and vore.

how would vivian love this curse if it didnt have the pms effect im sure she loves to masturbate and get laid it would stop that
inless your post was sarcasm they i should let you know sarcasm dosent work properly on the internet inless you mark it as sarcasm

It wasn't quite sarcasm, but yes, it was meant in a joking manner.

You have the Killer Acne curse.

The only Naga nearby has the Bitch Curse.

Which death is worse (Or do you take the MAN!ly way out and charge a Sarutan with your bare hands)?

Malahite wrote:

You have the Killer Acne curse.

The only Naga nearby has the Bitch Curse.

Which death is worse (Or do you take the MAN!ly way out and charge a Sarutan with your bare hands)?

realistically speaking, that situation is impossible to survive, but if I had to choose, I think I'd go with the naga; it'd be tricky, but if one could just avoid the teeth (and anything else) on the way in, all you'd have to do is stay in there until nightfall, remaining as still as possible in the interim, then try to make an escape while she's asleep.

Karbo wrote:

Oh my god, poor Katrika XD

Well she enjoyed it and the brusies will heal ^^

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

Karbo wrote:

Oh my god, poor Katrika XD

Well she enjoyed it and the brusies will heal ^^

Don't worry, I had bruises all over my body in elementary school.

Sean Okotami wrote:

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

Karbo wrote:

Oh my god, poor Katrika XD

Well she enjoyed it and the brusies will heal ^^

Don't worry, I had bruises all over my body in elementary school.

-.-

Seriously, I was beaten up often back then.

Xeno-the-Hedgehog wrote:

So basically, you\'re introducing vagina dentata to a universe that is based in vore...let\'s hope it never happens to Vivian, for her sake, and whomever is unfortunate enough to cross her path.

and Gwadahunter, I believe the anime you\'re thinking of is \"Wicked City\".

Lmao XD yep! and yeeaaahhhh well if she was sedated with chocolate then she's be her horny self WITH teeth in her vagina Oo the horrors, the sexy horrors.

Is there a scientific name for this curse?

The Rev wrote:

Is there a scientific name for this curse?

Lol yes it's called the bitch curse XD that's what it's actually called.

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

It had been thought that the Naga Anna may be a victim of this curse, after hearing about this a younger Naga named Katrika went to investagate it. She reported back later with a smile on her face and many bruises saying that Anna did not infact have teeth in her vagina.

maybe that explains Anna's pic in the wiki; Katrika must have asked her about it, and that was her response.

Sean Okotami wrote:

Seriously, I was beaten up often back then.

what reason did your tormentors give for doing so?

erm...how do I merge this with my previous post?

Isn't there an "X" on the side of your post which lets you delete it? (if only the curse were that easy to get rid of)

edit: it does work. Just press the X on the top right of a double post to get rid of it. (and you just edit the original post to merge both replies)