Felaryan Rules to go by.

Felaryan Rule 1: Dont piss of someone who is big enough to eat you.
Felaryan Rule 2: Whatever weapons you think will do the job, you need twice as much.


Just something I thought of.

Felarya Rule #3: If it looks harmless, it likely isn't.
Felarya Rule #4: Stay off the paths. There's a reason they're well-known.
Felarya Rule #5: Always take prisoners. They make wonderful sacrifices.
Felarya Rule #6: Discount Rule #5 if said Prisoner is larger than you.
Felarya Rule #7: Camouflage is your friend.
Felarya Rule #8: Always travel in groups of three. This way, you have an arm to hamstring each comrade.

Mentalguy wrote:

Felaryan Rule 1: Dont piss of someone who is big enough to eat you.
Felaryan Rule 2: Whatever weapons you think will do the job, you need twice as much.


Just something I thought of.

Some more.

Rule 9. You are not God's Special Creature-you are the same edible organic matter as everything else.

Rule 10. No godmodding! It sucks everywhere else, and it sucks in Felarya too.

Rule 11. Arguing with a predator is like arguing with a woman-you can't win.

(Aha, see if you can guess the two references made in rule 4)

Almost forgot the most important rule...

Felarya Rule #12: If it's silent outside, run like hell.

Malahite wrote:

Almost forgot the most important rule...

Felarya Rule #12: If it's silent outside, run like hell.

No, that's not the most important rule!

This is:


Felarya Rule #13: Vivian has the biggest breasts in Felarya. To say otherwise is pure heresy.

Felarya rule 14: Respect your fellow creature in Felarya.

Felarya rule 15: Always have a tragic past. Some predators will pity and even spare you. ((but not all of them, so beware)

Felarya rule 16: Always bring a woman with you in your party. Most predators are kinky with their food. AKA Chroias and her nagas. (wink wink)

Felarya rule 17: Even with a massive mecha, guns, or infantry, watch your back in Felarya. Some preds will put up a big fight.

Felarya rule 18: You don't need to be faster than the predator, you just need to be faster than your friends.
Felarya rule 19: Go for the uvula.

Mentalguy wrote:

Felaryan Rule 1: Dont piss of someone who is big enough to eat you.
Felaryan Rule 2: Whatever weapons you think will do the job, you need twice as much.


Just something I thought of.

I dont have 4 sets of limbs

lami wrote:

I dont have 4 sets of limbs

No, but depending on how unlucky Ranma is, it may soon develop some.

Painfully cruel, yes, but that's the big =][= for you...

Anyways, another good rule jump:

Felarya Rule #20: Learn the True Name of every Demon / Angel you can. It always helps to have them under your will.
Felarya Rule #21: Replace the Antidotes with other items. Odds are, if you need 'em, you won't for much longer.
Felarya Rule #22: Fire is your friend. Usually...
Felarya Rule #23: Otiluke's Resilient Sphere is made specifically for survival in larger beasties bellies. Learn it quickly.
Felarya Rule #25: Start off insane. It'll save you some time.

Felarya rule #26 Dont camp out! Sleeping in tents is like hanging a big sign around your neck saying "come and eat me!"

Felarya Rule #27: Make friends with some of the larger beasties. An easy way to do such is as follows -

Step 1) Find Human / Neko settlement
Step 2) Sabotage the defenses
Step 3) Point Beastie in direction of Settlement
Step 4) Wait until the Screaming Stops
Step 5) Friend!

EDIT: Note: It is highly recommended that you leave no survivors. Otherwise, while securing the friendship of a larger beastie, you'll likely lose a good deal of Human-Sized allies.

Felarya rule 28: No place in Felarya is safe, only safer.

Rule 29: If its big enough to eat you, it will try.

Rule 30. If it's not big enough to eat you, it'll still try.

rule 31: Do not smoke in front of Anna.

rule 32: DO NOT SMOKE IN FRONT OF ANNA.

I cannot stress that enough.

Pendragon wrote:

rule 31: Do not smoke in front of Anna.

rule 32: DO NOT SMOKE IN FRONT OF ANNA.

I cannot stress that enough.

why isnt this rule number 1?

good thing i dont smoke, I might get eaten anyway for laughing at anna for paying 8 dollars for crumpled up dead leaves wrapped in paper.

Rule 00, make sure to enjoy being eaten, its only a matter of time with an indefinate life span,

Rule #33: Don't drink the Blue stuff...Hey you never know >_>

Ruel #34: If it exsists in Felarya there's Vore of it

Rule #35: If your going to take pictures of a topless naga follow the given steps...
1-Bring a buddy with you (You'll need'em for this)
2-Find a naga (they're mostly female so it won't matter which one you find)
3-Run up and take as many perverted pictures as you can
4-Drop off camera with your buddy (BE SURE TO TELL HIM TO RUN AWAY AS FAR AS POSSIBLE, And give him that $5.00 you owe'em too)
5-You get eaten, cuz you had it comin buddy
6-Friend uploads pics on internets
7-????
8-Profit
9-Curse me out from heaven (or hell) cuz I made a rule that you didn't get anything out of XD

Rule #36: Don't poke a sleeping Naga in the eye.

Rule #37 If you're discovered and you've got spells, cast them ALL. Maybe this will give you a little more time.

Rule #38 DON'T hunt down small anthro predators. If the big ones of the same race find out, consider yourself dead.

Rule #39 Don't bathe in lakes, rivers, sea... don't bathe anywhere! You'll be dirt, but alive.

Felarya Rule #40: It is never too late to panic.
Felarya Rule #41: Go under, not over. Beyond the huge nests of Bugs, you're completely safe underground... provided you don't dig too deep.

Rule 42: If you save the life of a friend of a giant predator, consider that a "Get Out Of Stomach Free" card for that particular predator.
Rule 43: Don't decorate a Dryad with lights and ornaments while she's sleeping during the Christmas season. While it is funny, it's also a great way to piss that Dryad off. An angry Dryad is just a tad worse than a hungry one. Drayla, in particular, hates that kind of prank.

Felarya Rule #44: Discount rule #43 if you have an enemy you need to get rid off, and it is within the Dryads league.

Rule 45: If it has breasts, it can and will eat you.

Rule 46: If it doesn't have breasts, there's still a very good chance it will try to eat you.

Rule 47: Run. Fast.

Also, this should be rule 1. Unless you're a god or are somehow immune to stomach acids, you're probably much better off not going into Felarya in the first place.

thegreatanda wrote:

Unless you're a god or are somehow immune to stomach acids, you're probably much better off not going into Felarya in the first place.

Just dig underground.

Or, better yet, live in a corridor city in a solid-stone cavern that can barely fit two people shoulder-to-shoulder in the hallways, and is only about 7ft tall in most areas.

Almost nothing can get in that way, and if it does, odds are it can't eat you (In one piece, at least).

Rule #48: Read rule #49.

Rule #49: If you can see it - it can probably see you.