Felaryan Rules to go by.

Wait a minute...

didn't an old man avoid being eaten by Crisis once when he crapped himself? I read that story somewhere on Deviantart.

Oh well. I guess the other predators wouldn't mind.

rule # 83: If you are a woman, avoid Namesta the naga at all costs. I cannot stress this enough.

Pendragon wrote:

Wait a minute...

didn't an old man avoid being eaten by Crisis once when he crapped himself? I read that story somewhere on Deviantart.

Oh well. I guess the other predators wouldn't mind.

rule # 83: If you are a woman, avoid Namesta the naga at all costs. I cannot stress this enough.

I think you mean, if you are anyone, avoid any naga at all costs.

That warning is absolutely imperative for women and Namesta. Thus is why I stressed it.

Any pred will eat you, but she can get very kinky very fast, if you get my drift. They don't call her the lesbian naga for nothing.

Felarya Rule #84: Make use of species Rivalry. Lure Naga's into Dridder territory. Lure bounty-hunters into Sphynx temples.

Felarya Rule # 85 If you ever escape a predator run, and keep running that rock is not a rock and that tree is not a tree. Resting will often lead to a person's downfall.

Felarya Rule # 86 - If you must survive seek the city and not the person, just because they are same species as you doesn't mean they aren't willing to trade you off, groups are far more trustworthy than individuals.

Felarya Rule # 87 - If its abandoned there must be a reason why, evade it. (Excluding the Ancient City Ur-Sagol which is the one place you might want to be if a giant predator is chasing you.)

Outlaw wrote:

Felarya Rule # 87 - If its abandoned there must be a reason why, evade it. (Excluding the Ancient City Ur-Sagol which is the one place you might want to be if a giant predator is chasing you.)

I like this one a lot

Felaryan Rule #88: Do not drink, eat, touch, or breathe in Felarya. If you do, you will likely die
Felaryan Rule #89: If you are a human that is traveling with a Neko, and you come across a Naga, then consider yourself lucky. You have at least five minutes to run while they eat the Neko
Felaryan Rule #90: If you are a Neko that is traveling with a human, and you come across a Naga, then consider yourself lucky. You have at least five minutes to run while they eat the human
Felaryan Rule #91: Disregard Rules #89 and #91 50% of the time

Icalasari wrote:

Felaryan Rule #88: Do not drink, eat, touch, or breathe in Felarya. If you do, you will likely die

In that case you are already death or you are an undead:D

#92: If you smoke in close range to the naga Anna, do the following:

1) Put your hands over your ears
2) Close your eyes
3) Kiss your ass goodbye

I CANNOT stress 3 enough.

#93: When taking a trip to Felarya, don't forget to pack Super Chocolax. Shitting your drawers can get you out of tight spots.

#94: All Felaryan predators are highly attractive females. Therefore, a homosexual human male has a 50% chance of surviving longer, due to the immunity of feminine charm.

Wario-Man wrote:

#92: If you smoke in close range to the naga Anna, do the following:

1) Put your hands over your ears
2) Close your eyes
3) Kiss your ass goodbye

I CANNOT stress 3 enough.

#93: When taking a trip to Felarya, don't forget to pack Super Chocolax. Shitting your drawers can get you out of tight spots.

#94: All Felaryan predators are highly attractive females. Therefore, a homosexual human male has a 50% chance of surviving longer, due to the immunity of feminine charm.

*dies laughing*

Ha. I like rule 92. It's what you should do if you disobey rules 31 and 32.

rule 95: avoid any creatures that fit the following descriptions. They can and will eat you:

if it moves.

if it doesn't move

if it talks

if it has a mouth

And

if it doesn't have a mouth

Rule 96:

If it's bigger than a human, avoid it like the plague. Unless it has wings - then avoid it no matter WHAT size.

Felarya Rule #97: When in doubt, light yourself on fire. Most predators won't risk burning themselves for such a light meal, so you tend to be able to get around them easily enough.

Felarya Rule #98: Always carry a Fire-Immunity Charm.

Felarya Rule #99: Remember that not all rules go in order. Look ahead before you follow another plan.

EDIT: Felarya Rule #100: Don't run, you'll only die tired.

Felaryan Rule #101: Hesitating means certain death, hesistate only when you NEED to.

Felaryan Rule #102: Just because it worked once doesn't mean it will work again.

Felaryan Rule #103: There's a reason there's no planes here, those who watched Snakes on a Plane knows why.

Felaryan Rule #104: Fainting when encountering a predator can increase the odds of survival since they see "dead" food as expired.

Felaryan Rule #105: Disregard Rule #104 if you are not a faint of heart, faking death just makes things worse.

Felaryan Rule #106: You know, a quick death might be better than agonizing in a stomach.

Felaryan Rule #107: 99% of what you hear about dangers in the wild are understatements, be prepared for much more.

Felaryan Rule #108: Disregard Rule #107 if you have no imagination.

Felaryan Rule #109: Don't come in Felarya in the first place, it's a giant deathtrap.

Felaryan Rule #110: Angels are not what you think, they solidify atheism.

Felaryan Rule #111: Avoid fruits you can't hold in one hand, that includes melons and such.

Felaryan Rule #112: Know dimensional magic, you can always return home with this.

Felaryan Rule #113: Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Felaryan Rule #114: Do a Barell Roll! They might find it funny.

EDIT: Felaryan Rule #115: Bad ass martial arts skills are useless without superhuman strength, superhuman agility, superhuman reflex. Yeah it's pretty much lost from the start.

Felaryan Rule #116: If you get lost, commit suicide, it will be done already.

Felaryan Rule #117: Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they can't see you.

Felaryan Rule #118: In Felarya, trees eats YOU!!

Felaryan Rule #119: Endure rain, it's best getting used to it, especially in forest.

Felaryan Rule #120: You are not safe in Negav, I'm talking about thugs by the way, and Dusk Nymphs.

Rule #121: If it looks useful, take it.

Felaryan Rule #118: In Felarya, trees eats YOU!!

I laughed and choked on my slushee when I read that.

Felaryan Rule #122: When entering Felarya, be sure to keep your hands and feet away from... well everything.

Felaryan Rule #123: You are standing on the cure for cancer, aids, hiv, whatever. But keep in mind it is only effective in Felarya.

Felaryan Rule #124: Sending sick people to Felarya to cure them isn't recommended, they could end up with something worse than aids.

Felaryan Rule #125: The more awesome you are, the more likely you will survive, predators won't be able to see how awesome you are if they eat you.

Felaryan Rule #126: Likewise, the more you suck, the more predators will avoid you like the plague, your fail might be contagious.

Felaryan Rule #127: If you hear a stomach growling and it is not from your team, you fail. This is why paradox doesn't work here.

Felaryan Rule #128: Never tell an Elf that Nemesis are better than them in marksmanship. You might not be eaten, but it won't be any better.

Felaryan Rule #129: Make sure you can read, so you can follow these rules.

Ohh great list of rules
I'll definitely put some in the rumors ^_^

Felaryan Rule #130: If you think you can out-think it, you can't. Trying anyway will usually prove fatal.

Felaryan Rule #131: If it doesn't look useful, take it anyway. You never know what the next predator around the bend might like.

Felaryan Rule #132: Mermaids are your friend! Unless it's Anko. Then you're just screwed.

Felaryan Rule #133: Scholars in Felarya tend to wind up studying the digestive system.

Felaryan Rule #134: If you are immune to pain and death, enjoy your stay!

Felaryan Rule #135: Become a zombie, they are cool and many things like to eat you alive.

Felaryan Rule #136: Being eaten alive does not hurt and is actually quite enjoyable.*

*Please ignore rule 77.

Felaryan Rule #137: Don't try explaining complicated things, the seemingly most logical explanation to them is a nonsensical one.

Felaryan Rule #138: Learn to bluff and maintain a good poker face. It can get you out of a fethload of trouble.

Felaryan Rule #140: Before trying to beat the odds, make sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Felaryan Rule #141: Connections help alot here. Just one person knowing Crisis make you safe from 9 very dangerous predictors.