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itsmeyouidiot
Marauder of the deep jungle
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 |  Subject: Cracked.com calls us "impractical."  Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:22 pm | |
| I was browsing Cracked the other day when I found an article called 5 incredibly impractical sexual fetishes. To be on the list, it has to be a fetish that's impossible to fulfill outside of personal fantasy or fictional works.
Guess what made the list?
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Yup, macrophilia. Oh, and another one that's kinda related to us, too. | |
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vegasmazza3
Newbie adventurer
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Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 32
Location : California, USA
| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:44 pm | |
| It's impossible now! BUT THEY'LL SEE!!! THEY'LL ALL SEE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  *coughs* Sorry... but will it be impossible in the future?  Well the next best thing which may? will? be in our lifetimes - virtual reality... OOOO - that may be as real as it gets for a long time. *working on evil plans* | |
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GREGOLE
Survivor
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Location : Heckville
| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:10 am | |
| I guess I'll be the one to say it.
This is a GOOD thing. Can you imagine if vore was practical? It's become a criminal offense, and have the same stigma as pedophilia. | |
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Feadraug
Temple scourge
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| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:23 am | |
| I have to agree with the list. Voraephilia is canibalism after all and macrophilia... the square cube law is enough to let you know how impossible it is and after all... 6 feet is more than enough for me.  Still, the other three are... well... even stranger for me. xD | |
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Raetsu Lord Pichu
Marauder of the deep jungle
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| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:33 pm | |
| Pretty much what Gregole said.
Plus, something tells me if vore was a reality our species would go the way of the praying mantis and the female would devour the male after sex...not cool dude, not cool (well...I dunno about that, but digestion really ISN'T the most pleasent of things to experience last I checked >_>) | |
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asaenvolk
Marauder of the deep jungle
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Location : The great land
| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:45 pm | |
| yhea I am going to get on the boat of I am actually happy this is a fetish that can't actually be fulfilled. | |
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Archmage_Bael
Mara's snack
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Location : Shatterock Caldera
| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:49 pm | |
| well they barely even scratched the surface of vorarephelia. | |
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spike833
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| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:05 pm | |
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vegasmazza3
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| | Subject: Re: Cracked.com calls us "impractical." Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:28 pm | |
| Virtual Reality it is then lol  | |
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