A Felaryan Adventure

Delphine: Start questioning why you're even in that egg the moment you fell asleep and check if it's a dream or not.

Delliah> Mount on rens backside and hug onto her (like riding a horse sorta)
Delphine> Say "open sesame"

Ren> Well, she's pretty much your slave, now. Make her pick you some fruit.

Delphine> Use Tail Whip!

Delliah> show Ren how much you now love her

Delphine> start moving forward (like a gerbil in a ball)

>Ren: frantically search for the cure before you get jumped
>Dellaih: attempt to jump Ren for some lovin
>Delphine: start pinching yourself to try and wake up

> Blind Deliliah so that the love potion doesn't take effect.

> Also, this is a dream. There is little you can't do on the dreamscape so long as your dream self is alive.

> Ren: Backflip into the air and land on a tree to get out of range of Delliah.
> Delliah: Jump on Ren like a Katrika on Anna.
> Delphine: Since its all just a dream, your in control. You control the horizontal. You control the vertical. You roll the image, make it flutter. You can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and... oh wait, I was channeling "The Outer Limits" for a moment there. But nonetheless, since this is a dream, you can control what happens, such as make it rain tinies or have a crystalline palace materialize around you.

Delphine>(to qoute inception) "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." Now I'm not saying to dream up a Grenade Launcher but maybe a tool would help for example maybe a hammer. That should work wonders on an egg shell.
Ren>Use Delliah's new found love of you to your advantage. (I'm sure that she would be much more willing to listen to what you say now in order to please you.)
Delliah>Instead of falling in love with Ren fall in love with some random creature (like a squirrel just to mess with everyone).

Ren> Whip out a mouse-girl you packed for a snack to divert the effects of the love potion.

Delilah> Recruit mouse-girl into your party and your panties.

Delphine> come to realize that there is indeed no spoon. There is also no egg- your freedom awaits!

Deli > Jump that lovely dridder

Ren > Look for someone else for the love potion to take effect on.

Delph > Wish with your dream power that the egg was filled with mousegirls

Ren>Continue as if nothing happened.

Delilah>Reveal you love of squirels.

Delphine>Fly with you dreamself powers. And shoot lazers out of your eyes.

Creator> Save game and return to monster hunter for next hunt.

Del(naga)> Go super sayen and throw energy ball at egg wall

Del(human)> jump on top of Ren for sweet lovins

Ren> avoid human Del like the plague until love potion effects wear off

Jasconius wrote:

> Delphine: Since its all just a dream, your in control. You control the horizontal. You control the vertical. You roll the image, make it flutter. You can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and... oh wait, I was channeling "The Outer Limits" for a moment there. But nonetheless, since this is a dream, you can control what happens, such as make it rain tinies or have a crystalline palace materialize around you.

Same here ^^

Sulac > Go into "World Eater" quest unprepared. Update again.

>Sulac: Go into "World Eater" quest unprepared. Update again.

"World Eater" quest? What the hell is- oh, Monster Hunter? Yeah I play Touhou now. Screw MH. Wait, update again?

OH RIGHT I WAS KINDA DOING THIS THING

>Delilah: JUMP THAT DRIDDER

She makes a desperate leap into the lovely dridder's arms!

>Ren: Backflip into the air and land on a tree to get out of range of Delliah.

Yeah Ren's not letting this happen.

Ow, that had to hurt.

>Ren: Search for cure

You don't have one! You've been working on a love potion for a while now, and you've had trouble balancing out the wanted attraction the potion generates. She drank the latest version of the potion, and as you can tell, you still haven't got it down right. She's just way too infatuated to do anything with! ...Anything useful with, anyway.

>Ren: Bribe her with certain favors (that you may or may not act upon) in order to put her under control.

yaay, update o:

You're alive! Damn man, you've gotta get on more often.
Anyway, good to see this updated.

>Del: Offer yourself and confess your undying love to de green-haired beauty.

>Sulac: Construct additional pylons and spin a leek.

Welcome back!

>Ren: tie her up with webbing until a potion can be found.

>Sulac: Construct additional pylons and spin a leek.

What. If you're going to suggest stuff to me suggest things that are relevant to my current interests.

>Del: Offer yourself and confess your undying love to de green-haired beauty.


Welp. There she goes. This has reached new levels of pathetic.

Fortunately, you have an idea.

>Ren: tie her up with webbing until a potion can be found.


Done and done.

Granted, she's still incredibly giddy and horny despite having a cracked rib, a broken jaw, been smacked around several times and tied up twice all in one day.

Maybe she's a masochist?


Oh hey, you're awake. That was a quick little nap you had there.

So what now?

Naga Del: Go out and figure out what all that racket is.

Mhh if the potion makes her reacts to Del's face, maybe the answer is to wear a mask

Sulac: Play haunting melody on nearby instrument

Naga Del: Observe de Dridder's situation and take necessary action.