A Felaryan Adventure

>Spy on the humans, but stay hidden.

The two talk at length about their adventure thus far. The woman is relieved to be out of "this hellhole of a forest", though she is worried about some giant naga she's heard stories of. The knight assures her that said naga lies on the other side of a river and that they're perfectly safe.

>Set up a trap and pretend to be a damsel in distress

You have a cunning plan.

You quickly cry out for help, struggling against a monster that is not there. You make sure to hide your lower half.

The knight is infatuated with you. Probably because you're naked. Oh right, you're naked. You don't really care about that though.
The woman is disgusted with this.


You quickly pull yourself back as if a monster had tugged you away. The knight gives chase! The woman wanders off, disgusted with her compatriot's bravado.

>Sucker Punch Them

POW. Right in the kisser.


You have successfully stunned the knight.

>Remove the plate armor from the knight. (But not his clothing <__< )

>Take the knight's sword and chase the woman.

>Knock out the knight and hide him in the bushes.

Well since the knight is already infatuated with you...

> Use your "charm" to make the knight your loyal minion... then hunt down the women.

>Remove the plate armor from the knight

You pull the heavy plate armor off of the knight. Looks like he's starting to recover...

> Use your "charm" to make the knight your loyal minion...

You wrap your tail around his body, sensually massaging him as you gently stroke his chin... Your attempt seems to be working...


He suddenly realizes that you are a naga! This is a major turn off for him, and he snaps out of his infatuation!

>Slap him and give him a long tirade on the wrongness of racism and how he should change his bigoted ways.

>Tell him you're rich

>Ruse is up, Eat him!

> Use the age-old puppy eye routine. Then pull a "Vivian" if it fails. Devour him if he continues to insult you.

>Lie through your teeth and say that you couldn't eat him if you wanted to because you're to small.

>Bite his nose

>Tell him you're rich

No good. He will not be swayed by the promise of money you do not even have.

>Use the age-old puppy eye routine. Then pull a "Vivian" if it fails.

You give him the most adorable puppy dog eyes you can manage, but he will not budge. You have no idea what a "Vivian" is, so you can't really pull one off.

>Slap him and give him a long tirade on the wrongness of racism and how he should change his bigoted ways.

Your breath is wasted, and you only make yourself hungry. Er. Hungrier.

>Ruse is up, Eat him!

You have had it up to here with this guy!


Deeeeelicious!

>Use predator sense to find the woman.

> Put on the helmet as it appears to be just your size, shouldn't interfere with feeding, and should provide some extra protection from blows to the head. Stuff the rest of the armor in your cave as the beginning of your "treasure pile".

Jasconius wrote:

> Put on the helmet as it appears to be just your size, shouldn't interfere with feeding, and should provide some extra protection from blows to the head. Stuff the rest of the armor in your cave as the beginning of your "treasure pile".

This.

>Put on the helmet as it appears to be just your size. Stuff the rest of the armor in your cave as the beginning of your "treasure pile".

You gather up the knight's equipment, including the sword and shield that were definitely here the entire time.

>Use predator sense to find the woman.

As you head back for your cave, you try to locate that woman from earlier. You don't like what you find.

>Try and spy on the intruder

>Try and spy on the intruder

You slowly sneak into your cave, and sure enough, it is the woman from before. She has yet to notice you. Looks like she's been distracted by something.

>Jump her and remove her clothing, equipment and any weapons.

> Use the armor to bludgeon her until she is unconscious. Then enwrap her and interrogate her in order to learn why she is there and possibly who you are. Be careful, she may be a spell-weaver or mage.

>Try to find out what's distracting her.

>Bitch slap her, then eat her.

>Greet her, as you are full from your latest meal.

/Fish/ wrote:

>Greet her, as you are full from your latest meal.

This.