GAME: What do you do?

It is your girl firend she thanks you for it by giving you a kiss.

I'll pass a rugby ball to it.

Because I only know one term in rugby, you pass it to the hooker.



I'll bite it.

You bit a guard dog.

I'll stab it.

It was the green party. Nobody cares about them.

I'll applaud at him wildly.

It just scored the winning try.


I'll push it.

You pushed a boulder thirty times your size. Congratulations, Chuck Norris is now suing you.

I'll body slam it.

It was mugger who just robbed an old lady; you are now hailed a hero.

I'll give it a hug.

It was Melvin, you are now dead.

I shall give it a vacation.

It was Skynet. It appreciates it and decides not to nuke mankind. You are an unsung hero.

I'll give it a lollipop.

It was a child. It thanks you, but its mom doesn't trust you and takes the lollipop from the kid.



I'll propose to it!

It's your Boss! She misinterprets it as a business proposal.

I'll guard it.

It was a lump of rocks.

I'll teach it.

It's a teacher. She doesn't need to be taught.


I'll play (with) it!

It was a little puppy.

I'll bite it.

It was Mike Tyson's ear; you end up in hospital for two weeks

I'll listen to it.

It was a Vuvuzela. You are now deaf.

I'll buy it.

It was a house you couldn't pay for immediatly; you spend the rest of your life in debt due to interest.

I'll ask for a wish form it

Unfortunately, it can't grant wishes and punches you.


I'll bite it!

It's a grilled cheese sandwich with a smurf hiding in it. You enjoy a delicately browned cheddar flavor before getting your face smacked in by the blue little midget.

I'll decompress it.

It was a red balloon; you ruined a song.

I'll dump tackle it.

You dump tackled Megaman. He interpretted it as an attack and shot you.

I'll bake a pie for it.

It was a clown; he throws the pie in your face.

I'll declare war on it.

You dare attack Mother Russia?! RETURN FIRE!



I'll drink it

Poor Boris thought it was H2O when it was actually H2SO4

I'll observe it.

It's a starfish. Nothing happens.


I'll dissect it!