Felarya rumors

This is a thread for random rumors, not flaunting original characters luke

A conversation between two drunkards and an eavesdropping neko:
Guy 1: *Hic* I've just thought of something.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: You know that neko mercenary that always wears a mask and also hangs out with that pervert Ramtov.
Guy 2: Uhhh.... that Butterfinger fella?
Guy 1: Yeah, for awhile now I've been noticing whenever Ramtov checks out a woman, ole Fingers cat would use his magic to hurt 'em. This got me thinkin' "Why would that cat be reacting like a girl catching her date sneaking a peak?"
Guy 2: You don't seriously think that...
Guy 1: That's right, Voidfingers.... IS A WOMAN! Think about it: always wears a mask which may also alters her voice, the hair may be short but it is considered a tomboy style, plus she always reacts for the womans behalf.
Guy 2: But that still doesn't imply that Voidfingers is a- *notices the eavesdropping neko* I think you should stop talking about this.
Guy 1: Whats wrong, cat got your tongue? Ahahahahahaaa- *Disappears through a portal*
Guy 2: 0_0
Voidsfinger: That conversation never happened.
Guy 2: Yes mamm, I mean sir, I mean.... I'll just go away now.

It is rumored that some giant predator females have had cases of contracting "the neeras", where either one or a whole group of neeras mistook the area for an "unnaturally warm forest with strange looking trees" and decided it was a good spot to camp for the night. It's even rumored that some neera disappeared while venturing too close to the nearby "cave".

I heard that at the bottom of the abyss around the Fairy Kingdom is actually the other side of the portal from which the Chordoni Falls originate. The falls are fed by the water from all of the rivers and streams that dump into the chasm.

One time in a bar a guy told me that Anna was growing giant tobacco plants in the woods to make cigarettes with.

Another time this guy told me that Void fingers wasn’t a Neko but an Alien sent down to pave the way for A alien Invasion, I turned around to get a refill and when I turned back the man was gone.

Last night some guy told me that a Resident was kicked out of the city for “smelling like a Mount Everest sized pile of Rank, nasty , raunchy, garbage in the heat of summer, compressed down to the size of a 7 foot tall man" he also told me that this guy had a habit of kissing every woman he saw.

On one of my many bar crawls threw Negav I saw a Naga talking to a human and a neko. Then promptly ordered myself another round turning back not to see either one there.

During a brief visit to A.A. there was a room that had humans nekos and elves and other creatures having "fun" looking up I saw a sign that said S.A.A. Then promptly opened the door only to meet an empty room.

Tavern Rumor- They say that in the Fairy Kingdom there is a book of every rule that every fairy of the kingdom has to follow, and while most of the rules are pretty straightforward, there is one old rule that I took interest in. Namely: "If a fairy of age consumes another sentient being, and that being survives in their belly for an entire night, then that fairy must be wed to that being, be it human, naga, fairy, or anything else". They also say there was a man a few hundred years ago that was able to do a trick to beat the Fairy queen herself! She had no choice but to follow her own rule and marry the man, and although the very next day after the wedding he was mauled to death by a Kensha, and the law was repealed, the principle still mattered. While the law isn't law anymore... Some people say there are still some fairies who practice that rule, and if you call out the rule after surviving a night in her belly, you just got yourself a new magical bride!

I've been hearing more and more people say they've heard the sound of a little girl crying when they pass by the Evernight Forest. I was just wondering if anyone here had experienced that.

This I heard from deranged man who rants in the streets. Apparently over near de Fairy Kingdom their is a competition in which many of de sapient predators challenge themselves in a culinary duel with fairies who specialize in cooking techniques taught from other realms. De main goal of this duel off is too see who can make the best 4-course meal while using a secret ingredient such as podmaws, swamp vipers, and of course tasty humans. The name of this competition is "Mighty Cook: Felarya."

* From what I've heard, the Black Skull bandits of Chidokai forest are apparently led by a rather avaricious giantess.

Guess what, I met some crazy old fart down at the Forum today and he tried to tell me that somewhere out there was a sea of darkness that flowed straight from the river Styx. Ha, I guess people really do go crazy after living in this world too long.

Many people at the Lit Ciggy say that it's unwise to challenge a fairy to a drinking game. Why? Because fairies--no matter which world they're from--don't get drunk from alcohol; it's actually caffeine that can get a fairy drunk. They say the best way to win a drinking game with a fairy is to find some way to make them think they're drinking alcohol when they're actually drinking soda or coffee. So far, no method has worked, and people say those who get caught trying to cheat are automatically disqualified and eaten.

dlausactor6373 wrote:

Many people at the Lit Ciggy say that it's unwise to challenge a fairy to a drinking game. Why? Because fairies--no matter which world they're from--don't get drunk from alcohol; it's actually caffeine that can get a fairy drunk. They say the best way to win a drinking game with a fairy is to find some way to make them think they're drinking alcohol when they're actually drinking soda or coffee. So far, no method has worked, and people say those who get caught trying to cheat are automatically disqualified and eaten.

Mara supports this.

I was on a patrol duty and we ran into a fairy, man I thought we were in trouble, instead she just warned us we were headed towards some naga's pit trap then flew away.

If you ever manage to switch alcohol with caffeine during a drinking game with a fairy, make sure you don't use Mountain Dew. There's something about Mountain Dew that can get a fairy not only drunk, but hyper too. When a fairy is both drunk and hyper, you run the risk of being eaten anyway, even if you win the game. If, however, you manage to survive the fairy's hyperactivity long enough for the crash to kick in, you might be able to get away if the fairy looks like she's too drunk and out of it to chase you.

The Zlo-Kaiksa is still around. Lately, its been discovered in Ur-Sagol. The finder almost lost his life.

"Never open the Zlo-Kaiksa."

I heard that after waking up from a long night's sleep, a dryad's trunk feels all tingly and numb. I think they call it "morning wood"...

Apparently, vampires get extremely offended when people tell them they sparkle. Phrases such as "Go sparkle in the sunlight" or "Hey, sparkle-butt!!!" have the chance of making a vampire Frenzy faster than lack of blood. In fact, it is also said that such phrases can earn you a blood hunt from clans like the Tzimisce, Giovanni, or practically any vampire affiliated with the Sabbat (or its sister group, the Bando Gora). Camarilla-affiliated clans will mostly just give out a very stern talking to in harpy-tongue (or will just beat the living crap out of you, but hey; at least you're not dead, right?), but if you use such phrases around certain members of the Ventrue clan you could wind up with a Lasombra assassin's blade down your throat.

It has been heard a green metal man with an yellow face plate and a gun has been wondering around felarya, it has been heard he can kill a giant naga in 10 minutes.

Someone told me there's a population of fairies that live within the walls of Negav. These "city fairies" very rarely--if ever--feed on humans, which could explain their particular immunity to the effects of the Isolon Eye. City fairies have apparently adapted to life among humans in the urban centers of Negav. It's also been rumored that certain holes or open cracks in structures are actually parts of a complex tunnel system where these fairies fashion their own "mini-cities", complete with fairy residences, merchants, and even bars. City fairies can't grow past the size of the average human without triggering the effects of the Isolon Eye, and some can't even grow from their tiny sizes at all. The most common among these are Earth-realm fairies that found their way into Felarya through dimensional connections. Earth-realm fairies can be distinguished by their lack of horns or antennae, and--as mentioned before--their inability to change size, making them common prey among nekos and even some humans. Apparently city fairies can still use shrinking magic, though, so it's strongly suggested that you do not anger them or try to force then from their roosts. Though city fairies are relatively peaceful and easy to get along with, they will defend their homes and friends at all costs. This, however, does make them extremely loyal companions. Despite that, city fairies face constant prejudice from humans and other prey creatures, mainly because of the actions of their counterparts in the wild. This is why city fairies are seldom seen in public, and why those that do go out in public always keep a low profile, usually wearing cloaks or other garments to hide their wings or antennae, painful as it sometimes is to do so effectively.

dlausactor6373 wrote:

Many people at the Lit Ciggy say that it's unwise to challenge a fairy to a drinking game. Why? Because fairies--no matter which world they're from--don't get drunk from alcohol; it's actually caffeine that can get a fairy drunk. They say the best way to win a drinking game with a fairy is to find some way to make them think they're drinking alcohol when they're actually drinking soda or coffee. So far, no method has worked, and people say those who get caught trying to cheat are automatically disqualified and eaten.

Hehe Leppy would be the living proof of this ^^

I heard Vivian's cleavage is dimensionally transcendental, and it even contains a library and swimming pool.

"I heard humans actually taste better if you make them happy before you eat them. But for the life of me, I can't imagine how one would go about that."

gt500x wrote:

"I heard humans actually taste better if you make them happy before you eat them. But for the life of me, I can't imagine how one would go about that."

I can think of a few ways...