vore paronoia

I do beleive that i've paranoid myself about vore in real life. For example every time I see a girl with a large stomach at my school vore is the first thing that pops into my mind.An even scarrier thought of mine is that hey if the goverment was able to hide aliens for so long who's to say they can't hide people who have the ability to eat other people?And something else i've noticed is that there are those people who will eye you like me or you would eye a fudge cake,this very thing happened to me yesterday afternoon.My friend Bobby had another friend over when I went to his house, the friend was a girl and no I doubt she was attracted to me considering shes like 20 (so is my other friend bobby weird huh?) yet every time Id turn arouns she'd by starring at me like she was just trying whith all her might not to eat me right there.

This means there are to possibilitys

A. Im just one messed up dude and should get a psychiotrist.

OR

B.there is some goverment coverup hiding the existince of people with vore abilitys.


OR

C.This is all waldo's fault!

A.

B, dude! B! Oh, and C because Waldo is working with the government.

I think I found Waldo once. Also, you are almost definitely imagining it.

I doubt im imagining it.We should all be very afraid.....

As much as I love the idea of vore being real, I highly doubt it.

A,B,C? The answer is D, all of the above. Vore does exist between humans, it's just called cannibalism, and they cut up/ and or cook the person first to get them down.

I think he was hinting at soft vore.

*Thinks to self* 'He suspects too much! He must be dealt with.'

*Holds up a round device and puts on sunglasses* Now, this is called a Neuralizer. If you look into it, all your questions will be answered.

do I have to be dealt with that way? (no im not hinting at assassination)

Just look into the Nueralizer.

E. One of the above.


The answer to all of life's questions.

...It's not the government, my boy. Anyone with eyes can see that. Areas 51, and 53 through 187 (there is no Area 52, not anymore) are all under private contract, guarded only by trusted military personnel that work for a specific group of politicians without Congressional or Presidential supervision. The first 50 are actually under Presidential control. He has no idea the others exist, and only certain Supreme Court Justices and a few Congressmen do know. Oh, and Dave Argall, the regional Representative for Schuykill County in the Pennsylvania General Assembly. He's actually the mastermind of the whole thing, though he lays low.

I think the vores are Area... hmmm... Area 93, methinks. Right next to the macros in Area 92. Area 94 is currently a mystery to me, though I'm betting it's used for the study of dimensional portals. Only because none of the areas that I do know about are.

K.P.f.W.D.

That's all you need to know.

Nonononono... wait, what?

Killer Peanuts flinging Wet Diapers? THE HELL?!?

Oh, or is that Kate Piscelli fucking Walter Donovan? Wait, maybe... Klingons Practicing for Weiner Day? Um... Kristi Pontoski for Wealth Distributor? YES! That's it! I had suspected Pontoski was in on it!

Wealth Distributor... a socialist position, for sure. I knew they were behind it... they're preparing for war. How ironic, that such conformists would use people or things labeled as "odd" or "freaky" to wage war upon us freedom-lovers...

K.P.f.W.D. stands for

Spoiler:

That's right, the conspiracy goes all the way up to the top.

Ack I have been found out ^^;
I will have no choice but send Menyssan to eat all who have read this thread

I know nothing.

NOTHING!

(but B is my answer I guess)

Karbo wrote:

Ack I have been found out ^^;

I knew it!!

I've doomed us all!

But in a good way.

hmmm ... Karbo to power ! Karbo to power ! Karbo to power !!! ( )

...

(and for the topic... mmm ... I don't have really a response )

She'll have to bicker with a bunch of other dark beings for my soul. Ah, the wonders of selling ones soul multiple times.

Hopefully, with the money I intend to be buried with, I can bribe the ferryman of the River Styx to take me somewhere else before they resolve their dispute.

I do think that seeing Vore in the real world is a bit... curious to say the least, but it's not as though there haven't been people who imagined stranger things.

A. Sorry mate.

AWWWWWWWW fish....you've doomed us all again....

well....I cant stay mad at you

Muhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu...

Everything is going according to plan. Once I lure the armies of Hell into war with my militias scattered across the East Coast of the U.S., I may be able to make use of the dimensional portals that shall be opening up as a result, and study their energies so that I may perfect the Warp Beam I reverse-engineered off of that Protoss craft...

With such a weapon, I will be unstoppable... wait, did I say all that aloud?