2000 Untrue User Facts

RULES OF THE GAME

1. No delibrate insults.
2. No flaming.
3. This is just for fun, so don't get angry at anything unless it's a blatant insult.
4. Please don't be insulting to ethnic groups, religions, etc etc...
NEW RULE
5. No making up untrue facts of yourself/avatar/alter ego/etc... that's easy and takes the fun out of the thread.

EXAMPLES

00a# Pendragon secretly eats neko shaped candy when he's reading.

00b# L'Ryn is actually a steaming pile of %(#*)#

00c# There is no 300, only NovusWolf


A is a GOOD example
B is a BAD example
C is a FUNNY AND GOOD example

Please don't turn this into 4chan. -_-

I will start wiiiittthhh....

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1. Karbo's true identity is actually Tony Stark.

L'Ryn wrote:

RULES OF THE GAME

1. No delibrate insults.
2. No flaming.
3. This is just for fun, so don't get angry at anything unless it's a blatant insult.
4. Please don't be insulting to ethnic groups, religions, etc etc...

EXAMPLES

00a# Pendragon secretly eats neko shaped candy when he's reading.

00b# L'Ryn is actually a steaming pile of %(#*)#

00c# There is no 300, only NovusWolf


A is a GOOD example
B is a BAD example
C is a FUNNY AND GOOD example

Please don't turn this into 4chan. -_-

I will start wiiiittthhh....

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1. Karbo's true identity is actually Tony Stark.

Nice to see i'm earning a face around here L'Ryn

2) NovusWolf is the secret work of a Japanese Super Ninja/ Samurai/ Otaku triple cross breed by Kurikara Biorobotics (Japan Division).

3. People usually check their house for burglars or boogeymen. Chuck Norris checks his house for /Fish/.

L'Ryn wrote:

3. People usually check their house for burglars or boogeymen. Chuck Norris checks his house for /Fish/.

4) Banzai Samurai says: The future belong to the empire!

BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!

5) GREGOLE's avatar is really a Dragon. But don't take it from me, ask him yourself!
6) Sean hates swords. No lie.
7) Delicious Kevin actually has a deep rooted paranoia of Vore. It takes all his willpower to even look at this forum.

8. Karbo enjoys making vegetarian nagas.
9. Gregole actually loves the idea of dragons, and enjoys anything having to do with dragons.
10. Rythmear rarely plays Team Fortress 2, if at all.

11) Pendragon's favorite mechanical construct is the Bolo Mk XXXIII. This is followed immediately by the Baneblade, then the Ratte Super Heavy.
12) Gwada is not a World of Warcraft fan. He just likes the Taurens.
13) Lami and GREGOLE are actually best of buds. Their banter hides their true feelings for one another.

EDIT: And 14:

14) Nordic Ninja finds Pirates superior.

15. The Joker is actually a Marvel fan, he's just hiding out in the DC camp for their cookies.

16) L'Ryn is the real Rev Tholomew Plague, and is planning to kill me for my identity theft.

17) Vegeta002 screams "Its OVER 9000!" every time he wakes up in the morning.

18) I also scream that when i burn myself on spicy food.

18. The Rev is actually a Green Day fan
19. NovusWolf eats Battenburgs with the Queen during Tuesdays.

L'Ryn wrote:

18. The Rev is actually a Green Day fan
19. NovusWolf eats Battenburgs with the Queen during Tuesdays.

hey, the smiley was fact 18. and 19's just wrong.

XX) Feign can actually count
21) The Jungle Bowl is actually Cypress' RL biography, except he's actually in the role of the neko.
22) L'Ryn's avitar is actually a photograph of himself under unflattering lighting... Yes, ladies, he's that pretty.

23. Claire has a dislike of dridders.
24. Mac, on the other hand, adores dridders.

25) Pendragon's little brother is R-110.

"Eat my mecha! Eat it!"

26) Delicious Kevin Hates Guns and Assassins

NovusWolf wrote:

L'Ryn wrote:

18. The Rev is actually a Green Day fan
19. NovusWolf eats Battenburgs with the Queen during Tuesdays.

hey, the smiley was fact 18. and 19's just wrong.

New Rule, Wolf, no facts about yourself. It's been up there for a day or so.

27) Novuswolf has obviously never played Timesplitters, or any game in the series.
28...and 29?) Rythmear secretely works at valve's secret lab responsible for making the awesome smiley.
30) S-Guy's evil twin---*looks at rules* No alter egos? Oh fine.

30. Everybody loves the new rule which prevents you from making untrue facts about yourself.

S-Guy wrote:

27) Novuswolf has obviously never played Timesplitters, or any game in the series.
28...and 29?) Rythmear secretely works at valve's secret lab responsible for making the awesome smiley.
30) S-Guy's evil twin---*looks at rules* No alter egos? Oh fine.

30) Eveybody indeed does.

31) NovusWolf's numbering is perfect.
32) The Joker hates Batman. Wait, what?
33) My cat is not using my computer right now.
34 and probably 35) The Rev's avatar is a colored version of a painting by Edgar Allen Poe.

36) L'Ryn stole this thread from canada
37) Rythmear is actually Bruce Dickinson, the singer for Iron Maiden
38. Karbo lives in the country of Luxembourg
39) The s in S-Guy stands for salami

IMPORTANT NOTE:::

If you do a fact with a number ending in eight, do not put a parenthesis after it. An emoticon will show up. instead, use a period.

40. Karbo DOES live in Luxembourg, but he lives in a little known town called BAT COUNTRY!

41) Karbo despises cats
42) Pendragon stole all of his posts from the other users of the forum secretly

(Holy crap, you actually have a link to bat country in your signature? That has got to be to most surprising thing, ever.)