What's the worst predator you would HATE to be eaten by?

I say swallower walls... Or most of the carnivorous plants since if I'm going to be eaten and am doomed anyways, I'd at least like the know the face of the one doing it... Not some faceless plant or giant ameoba

Stabs wrote:

Oh, c'mon, give Elle a little credit. At least she tried. Well, her ancestors did... and she never, well, at least she obeys her mother, right? That's gotta deserve a little credit.
But she's sexy, dammit! In what twisted world doesn't that justify anything? I'd like getting eaten by that. I'd probably have a field day thinking up reasons why she shouldn't eat me.

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being attractive doesn't make her less of a bitch ya know

I know. But well, the thing is... I'd hit that. From the inside! Hey, I've got an idea!

A Male pred I suppose.

Comes off as kinda scary to me, of course, that probably because I am into pretty women!

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

Stabs wrote:

Oh, c'mon, give Elle a little credit. At least she tried. Well, her ancestors did... and she never, well, at least she obeys her mother, right? That's gotta deserve a little credit.
But she's sexy, dammit! In what twisted world doesn't that justify anything? I'd like getting eaten by that. I'd probably have a field day thinking up reasons why she shouldn't eat me.

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being attractive doesn't make her less of a bitch ya know

Right Terra is right.

For me, I'd REALLY prefer not to be eaten by non-hybrid creatures. Giantesses are an exception.

there are worst deaths than being eaten by a sexy predator.

I think the worst thing to be eaten by is anything that you don't have a chance to see coming. Even if it's a creature that will eat you no matter what, at least you can see it coming, attempt to bargain for your life...POSSIBLY hold a conversation...do something before your demise. If it's something that just swoops in, snatches you and gulps you down...that's kind of lame and it's like being sniped from across the map in a FPS...never got a chance to leave your base.

Slug Girls, Dridders, Naga, Fairies...I may stil end up lunch...but at least I can say hi, tell them I hope I taste good...and maybe kick them on the way down or something. But at least I know my doom is coming.

melancholy-melody13 wrote:

Stabs wrote:

Oh, c'mon, give Elle a little credit. At least she tried. Well, her ancestors did... and she never, well, at least she obeys her mother, right? That's gotta deserve a little credit.
But she's sexy, dammit! In what twisted world doesn't that justify anything? I'd like getting eaten by that. I'd probably have a field day thinking up reasons why she shouldn't eat me.

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being attractive doesn't make her less of a bitch ya know

Nor would it relieve the pain, I reckon. Still, the fantasy is the only precedent around these parts, and consequently, we don't do 'chaste.'

*can't believe he didn't comment here earlier*

Might as well say my two cents.

After doing some research, I found I wouldn't mind being eaten by a slug girl since most likely you might suffocate before being digested.

But one thing I could never stand is being eaten by a Gorudan BEhemoth. Really, getting crushed by tons of flesh from a sticky, lashing out tongue which comes out of NOWHERE and can extend for a mile before being dragged painfully back into the stomach, where you have to endure the disgusting odor of a turtle, a frog, and a snail combined is in no way appealing. By this point you're ripping your own nose out just to endure the smell and all your bones are just about broken, and the pain only gets worse from there.

Worse yet, even if you're a savvy adventurer with a knife to rip open it's stomach (assuming you weren't crushed by it's tongue smashing into you with the power of forty Mike Tysons + a Rocky Balboa), when you reach the outer layer of it's skin, guess what? You have to contend with it's outer shell, which can resist most manmade weapons in Felarya, so your puny butterknife will barely make a dent in it. So you'd die from the smell or from starvation either way.

It'd be enough to make someone jump onto Crisis' tongue and yell "going down!" if it would spare them a death like that.

um/ ^^; not to provoke anything. I in general anything that can digest my soul. and elle.

Pendragon wrote:

It'd be enough to make someone jump onto Crisis' tongue and yell "going down!" if it would spare them a death like that.

I think some people here would do that anyway.

Iunno, Dridders...

Imagine being swallowed by one, then that same dridder suck up a liquified prey while you're still alive. You'd be coated in the gooey pre-digested remains of whatever that was. D: