So, a guy walks into a bar near an Earth-Felarya portal

And a Texas cowboy is there, bragging "Hey I hunt big game on the open range." He shows off a picture of his Chevy Suburban with the big horns on the hood. "See those horns?"

Conan the Barbarian is there and he says "Bah. I hunted giant snakes where I come from." He lifts his feet. "See these snakeskin boots?"

Young Captain Kirk is there. He holds up a Klingon blade and says "I shoot Klingons, so suck it biyatches."

The newcomer sits down and holds his head up high, saying "So what? I'm a vegetarian. Beat that!"

The others look at him for a second. The music stops. The three hot shots next to him point and laugh. The whole crowd busts into laughter.


The laughter suddenly stops and all jaws hit the floor when the newcomer lifts a well recognized red leaf and he says, "I only eat plants from Felarya."

Not too bad of a joke.

I paused for a second... and then laughed my ass off!

This bears the mark of a great joke.

that is freaking hilarious please make some more jokes

This is great. I can't stop laughing.