Felaryan Woman

Um, didn't really know where to post this at, but it's not really a story so I didn't think it'd go in the story thread so I thought this would probably be the best place for it. I know there's been a lot of bad blood lately, and I can't really say anything about it, I pretty much just got here so I really don't have the right to say anything...(Also I'd like to avoid any arguing so if you could all please avoid talking about it here) But seems that a lot of people have been on edge cause of most recent events.

I wanted to try and do something I was mildly good at to try and brighten things up for everyone so I kinda rewrote the song "American Woman" to "Felaryan Woman". It's actually a song I rewrote with Crisis in mind so guess you could say it's her song. ^^

It's nothing special but here it is.
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Felaryan woman she thinks you taste divine
Felaryan woman, god damn she's fine
Felaryan woman she thinks you taste divine
Felaryan woman she thinks you taste divine
Say F,
Say E,
Say L,
Say A,
Say R,
Y,
Say A,
N,
Felaryan woman she thinks you taste divine
Felaryan woman she thinks you taste divine
Felaryan woman she thinks you taste divine

Felaryan woman, please don't eat me
Felaryan woman, why not let me be
Don’t come huntin’ around my door
I don’t wanna be eaten for sure
I'm sure you got more important things to do
Than spend your time turning me into naga poo

Felaryan woman, listen what I say.

Felaryan woman, please don't eat me
Felaryan woman, why not let me be
Don’t come huntin’ around my door
I don’t wanna be eaten for sure
Soft full breasts can hypnotize
Sparkling in everyone's eyes
Now woman, I said just back away
Felaryan woman, listen what I say.

Felaryan woman, please don't eat me
Felaryan woman, why not let me be
Don’t come huntin’ around my door
I don’t wanna be eaten for sure
I don’t wanna see your bio digestion machine
I don’t wanna be in that horrible scene
Soft full breasts can hypnotize
Sparkling in everyone's eyes
Now woman, please don't eat me
Felaryan woman, why not just let me be

No, don't eat me today, don't eat me today
Now no no no
Don't eat me woman
Don't eat me woman
Don't eat
Don't eat
Don't eat
Don't eat
You’re stomachs no good for me
I’m no good for you're digestion see?
Gonna beg and plead
I'll even do it on my knees.
Please don't eat me
Please don't eat me no
Please don't eat me please
Please don't eat me no, woman
Please don't eat me, woman
Don't, Felaryan woman
Don't, Felaryan chick
Don't, Felaryan broad ...

The real song can be found here on YouTube-"American Woman"

sorry but something makes me think that Crisis would eat you before you got through the first stanza...

EliteCreature wrote:

sorry but something makes me think that Crisis would eat you before you got through the first stanza...

yes I know. ^^
This is just a silly little thing I worked out, it's nothing meant to be taken seriously.

one question...is it supposed to be released into the air as a peom or as a rap...or maybe a little of both?

EliteCreature wrote:

one question...is it supposed to be released into the air as a peom or as a rap...or maybe a little of both?

You never heard the real song before?

no.....my music selection is....somewhat limited.....

Dang!!!! sorry i have heard of that song.....its on guitar hero....opps my bad...

EliteCreature wrote:

Dang!!!! sorry i have heard of that song.....its on guitar hero....opps my bad...

That's okay. ^^
I just heard that song and then this popped into my head.

Awesome....the only thing that ever pops into my head are tunes i can't get out of my head but that are useless for almost every purpose.

EliteCreature wrote:

Awesome....the only thing that ever pops into my head are tunes i can't get out of my head but that are useless for almost every purpose.

Ever got that song "This is the song that never ends" stuck in your head? That's the worst!

i ussually get the short little doodles and jingles in my head...or the single line:"here i am! rock me like a hurricane!"

EliteCreature wrote:

i ussually get the short little doodles and jingles in my head...or the single line:"here i am! rock me like a hurricane!"

Yeah the one liners can be really annoying! Specially when you don't even know the words that well!

I really like this, it matches the tune of American Woman pretty well.

At least in my head anyway.

JohnDoe wrote:

I really like this, it matches the tune of American Woman pretty well.

At least in my head anyway.

Thanks! That's what I was going for! ^^

(well done, i think... but yea Crisis wouldn't let you finish that, unless you got her when she had already eaten... then she might consider it... and even then its a maybe, but either way... not bad lol)

LOL! Thats funny!^^

I never made that connection before! Great work! Its a great parody!

codaman wrote:

(well done, i think... but yea Crisis wouldn't let you finish that, unless you got her when she had already eaten... then she might consider it... and even then its a maybe, but either way... not bad lol)

Well, not like it was meant to be taken so literally. XD
It's just a song about her, doesn't mean it's being song to her.

G-Man1989 wrote:

LOL! Thats funny!^^

I never made that connection before! Great work! Its a great parody!

Thank you very much! I'm so glad you liked it! ^^

No problemo!

you should really post it when ever you come up with any of these parodies of songs! This is great!

Amusing. And I think Crisis might actually be intrigued enough to listen all the way through. She likes hearing people sing.

maybe...i hope for your sake that it works....