What's the Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard?

Self explainatory thread. What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard (not read on the internet)?

I think there are two things that stand as the most rediculous things I've heard (not read on the internet).

My little sister: I like Ocarina of Time more than Wind Waker because Ocarina of Time looks better.

This shocks me. She doesn't even know anything about either game, and with the story of WW I'm 600% sure that she'd like WW more than OoT. The second thing is another thing that my little sister said.

My little sister: I hate video game music because it has no lyrics.

I cannot begin to understand this. Music with lyrics are fine, but the lyrics don't define a piece. What about the legendary pieces of classical composers such as Beethoven? None of their pieces had lyrics and VG music is basically the same as classical composures: a great epic beat that reaches out and grabs you by the gut.

"Why is the Sun on fire?"
-Some kid in my Physics class when I was in High School

*Anything that comes out of the mouth of Glenn Beck*
-Glenn Beck

"Lapdog"
- Anonymous

"People doesn't really like how game characters look like real people" - Me, 10 year ago. Because I like anime style characters....

"Head shot, Head shot, Head shot" - My nephew in FPS game and sometimes in real life. He said it EXACTLY every time he hit someone at the head, even he use a dagger or claws...

AisuKaiko wrote:

*Anything that comes out of the mouth of Glenn Beck*
-Glenn Beck

^ That.

I love how people can insult political speakers without the trouble of actually thinking about what they say.

AisuKaiko wrote:

"Why is the Sun on fire?"
-Some kid in my Physics class when I was in High School

That ^

How the hell does someone get into high-school physics and not know why?

"At least we won't have to worry about global warming."

-- Quoted of Me in response to, "Did you know, if the Sun goes supernova, the Earth will be thrown into another ice age?"

Well, the Sun's too small to go supernova, so why did that even come up? o__o

And we'd get caught in the explosion...

"And he goes to the ball and picks up the net... Sorry... He goes to the ball and picks up the net" - a football commentary of my country in a match. He was wrong the first time, and still wrong after trying to correct it >.>

"and this is how polar variation makes toilet water go anti clockwise"

some kid in my medical class showing how a new hospital toilet works.

ravaging vixens wrote:

polar variation

Perhaps they should look into working at a car dealership to fully exploit their BSing skills.

Now let's see. The dumbest thing I've ever heard.

"I'm a man."

- an actual retarded man.

1.Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich. (Everything they say and do.)

2.About Every Single Politician currently in business.(Everything they say and do.)

3.Roger Ebert and other Hollywood critics.(Everything they say and do, once again.)

4."Well, come on! Vaginas are scary!"
- Yoshimitsu Banno on Hedorah's eye's looking like vaginas.

5."All Toasters Toast Toast!"
-Mario in "Hotel Mario

G-Man1989 wrote:

2.About Every Single Politician currently in business except Rep. Alan Grayson(D - Florida).(Everything they say and do.)

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AisuKaiko wrote:

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Do note that I said "ABOUT" before "EVERY".

G-Man1989 wrote:

5."All Toasters Toast Toast!"
-Mario in "Hotel Mario

Yeah that's really stupid. No toaster toasts toast. Toasters toast bread which becomes toast. It's not that hard!

Most I would have would either be work related or the context of the statement would need to be known to understand why it was a stupid comment. I'll mull over it though and see if I can't think of some generic statements I've had tossed my way though. Mentioning you're a nuke always brings out the stupid.

I've heard an awful lot, but the neoconservative argument against environmental reform has got to take the cake.

"Female lions are the ones with the manes right?"

"There is so such thing that called "Non-element Magic" in RPG game", said some dude who argued to me about Element Magic.

"Then what element is the spell Flare in the FF series?" - I asked, and this is the answer "Of course, it is fire and holy. Didn't you see the white and red colour when you cast that spell?"