GAME: King of the Hill

I'm sure most of you know this one, it's pretty popular but it can be funny depending on the imagination of people.

For those of you who don't know here's the rules:

The idea of this thread is that each time you post, you take over a virtual hill from the previous poster. To make a post in this thread, you must tell how you took the hill from the person, and at the end of the post proclaim "MY HILL".

Also, you can't take the hill from yourself, so no double posting.

I'll start.

I walk up to the unclaimed hill. MY HILL!

I "Accidently" stomp you into the ground with Metal Gear RAY and take the hill! Its now MY hill!

I destroy your Metal Gear RAY with a swam of Predator UAVs each firing Hellfire anti tank missiles. MY HILL!

I take back over the hill using Mass Produced Metal Gear RAYs... its MY hill again!

I dig underneath your your machines and claim the hill. Then I set up a fortress. MY HILL.

I send in dancing armed russians to get the hill, they win. MY HILL

I send Revolver Ocelot who kills all the Dancing Russians with the same bullet, My Hill.

I convince Revolver Ocelot his time is better spent doing something else than fighting for a hill. MY HILL!

I order an artillery battery to fire on the hill; destroying everything in a hail of GPS guided high explosive shells. What's left of the hill is MY HILL!

I send Solid Snake in, he kills you and I take the hill... its MY hill now.

I remove Snake's box and kick you AND him off the hill. MY HILL!

I tell the FBI and CIA that you are a terrorist; they arrest you; leaving the Hill for me to set up bunkers and deboubts. MY HILL!

I terraform the hill and trap them within a cave underneath the remodeled hill, which now has a vertical cliff edge.

I "Accidently" Land a helicopter on you and push both you and the helicopter off. Its MY Hill now

I detonate a low yield nuclear weapon within the Earth's crust beneath your location; the resulting blast causes a localised earthquake shaking you off the hill; allowing me to rebuild my fortifications. MY HILL!

I jam my flag through both of your feet, trapping you on the hill and claiming it. Its MY Hill!

I take out a M1911 pistol and shoot you both in the head. MY HILL! Again.

I point out that you and myself were the only ones on the hill and I had an extra life. You die. My Hill again!

I Grow bat wings and decapitate you with a shovel that said "**** you" MY HILL.

I appear out of nowhere and paint a bullseye on your back and run away as fast as possible as Dracula shot a laser from his moon base, you are now dust. MY HILL!

I turn back time to a point when noone had the hill then build a massive fortress on it. MY HILL!!!

I appear out of nowhere... for the first time, and I bring your past self as well. TIME PARADOX ENSUES! Your future self gets vaporized while your old self is confused, but I give 'im some chloroform, he's alright now. Ze Hill iz MINE!

I declare another hill to be the hill we're playing on and step onto it. MY HILL!

I flip over your hill, which was really a cardboard cut-out of the real hill, the one I'm standing on, and thus, MY HILL.

I use Close Quarters Combat to Interrogate you and you tell me the Crocodiles are ferocious, so I throw you into the swamp with them. One Crocodile eats you and I take the hiil. Its MY Hill again!