RP character quotes

Tuc_135 Felarya IRC wrote:

Tammy: Hell hath no fury like a pissed fairy. I would know, I've seen what fury hell has.

Tammy is a Succubus FYI.

I know this isn't a user quote, but people have described it as pretty funny so I thought I'd share it with everyone.

Bailey - an elf character wrote:

Bailey: Well, I-I mean....Technically I didn't think someone without a head would, y'know...have a good history or anything. I mean, really, what would that be. *she steps forward in front of Smiley and makes her voice deep, trying to make it sound manly* "Hey guys I decided to cut off my head and it was awesome and everyone loves me and I'm like so much more popular now dur hur hur!" XD

Just thought we could keep what goes where it goes, Bael, Nyaha. Here's a handy new thread to keep any pearls you might come across up with while RPing.

If you're gonna quote yourself, please edit your own post to add to it.

This is a much better idea. Thanks Stabs. ^_^

Nyaha's characters wrote:

Zelkova: MEEEAAAAT! O.# *chows down*
Beryl: Oooh, why thank you! *takes a nibble to test the taste as she paints*
Brine: Um...Thank you. ^//^
Alexia: Thanks.... *she just stares at the sandwich for a while*
Molly: *bows graciously and takes a small bite of the meat sticking out of the edge*
Mirielle: I don't need crap from you! >:/ *takes a spiteful mouthful of the sandwich*
Niela: *phases the sandwich into her stomach through her belly* Mmhmhmhmhm~ Thanks, hon. ;D Lemme know what I can do to....pay you back. *sexy wink*
Ha'nha: *paces around the sandwich on all fours, sniffing it warily before deciding it might be safe to eat, and quickly chomping down the entire thing in almost one bite*
Exilon: *DOES THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SANDWICH DANCE!!!* =^_^=
Kira: *takes a bite of the sandwich and thanks Thy with her mouth full as she works*
Kinara: *uses her spear as an eating utensil and takes a bite* Suhweet! Thanks! XD

Thywolf gave my predatory characters all Subway subs. I think it's cool that the simple act of eating a sandwich can be made into a demonstration of how each character can be totally unique. Thhywolf gave my predatory characters all Subway subs. I think it's cool that the simple act of eating a sandwich can be made into a demonstration of how each character can be totally unique. That's something all of us should strive for, don't you think? ^.^

[20:15:03] Raven. : Raven moutr tongue out to Lance.cj hehed the word,"Maybe" and stu.
[20:15:13] Raven. : Woah..
[20:15:20] @ Stabs : I think your autocorrect imploded..
[20:15:23] Raven. : The heck?.
[20:15:42] The Ultimate : I've done worse..
[20:15:48] hhhat09 has been disconnected on Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:15 pm (session timeout).
[20:15:49] Thywolf : ..
[20:15:51] shadow17 : XDDDDD.
[20:15:54] Echolancer : ..
[20:15:56] shadow17 : I will let u correct it.
[20:16:03] Raven. : Raven mouthed the word,"Maybe" and stuck her tongue out to Lance.

I know that feel bro.

Darth_Nergal wrote:

Alreina: *would appear in the air...with a giagantic slab of granit easily large enough to crush Crystal, Leila, Tessa, Vadia, David, me, and Katia under it. On an unrelated note, a village would suddenly disappear down a freak sinkhole that just appeared out of nowhere and it not related to this incedent in any way what so ever x3 * BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >: D

In a crack RP I had with Jedi. x3 He was using our OC's to crush me and him, so naturally I used Alreina.

Tybalt, via EvilGenius, wrote:

"Alright then." He pointed off into the forest. "Onward, to victory!

Ty Ty, via Me, wrote:

"Locating "Victory"," Ty Ty announced, before shutting her eyes and searching her data banks for any country, state, province, town, or city named "Victory". Upon finding a small article about a sports stadium in her homeworld, she attempted to correlate a map of the country that stadium's city was located in with her surroundings, having no map of Felarya in her data. Because this wasn't even close to being a good idea, let alone a thing she could actually get any kind of result from, the procedure failed, causing her to tighten her shut eyelids and growl in frustration.

Oh, Ty Ty. Your brain works about as well as a toaster.

ADDED:

a random char; a sand mermaid, in response to being asked by CT's character Holland if she would let him in her mouth, wrote:

No. And you know why? Because it's weird. I've never met anyone small who actually wants to be put inside a mouth, and the first time it happens, it's an angel. So the way I see it, it's probably a trick to make me look like someone who would eat an angel, and then when I'm doing it your angel buddies will use their angel senses to warp here and catch me in the act and damn me to hell or something forever. For all I know you have some kind of disease that makes you a total whackjob that I'll catch if I so much as touch my tongue with my hands now that I touched you with 'em! DX I really don't know why you think I would be so stupid that I'd fall for your tricks, either. It must be one of those pompous angel things, like, "ho ho look at the stupid mortals let's trick them because they're so easy and dumb hurr hurr". >.< And that isn't just insulting to me, it's insulting to my friend, it's insulting to every other living thing in this world and you should be ashamed of yourself! X

Saen Kel wrote:

"Well my love I think its the fact of who left the sign is the main- HRm!" Saen tried to explain before he was kissed passionately by Corveta weak in the knees. "Maybe we should more aware of our...oh sod it!" Saen kissed her back ignoring what the others were saying enjoying the break with Corveta.

XD I love the "sod it" bit.

OC CT's response after being asked by Grave's OC Tenian why he would protect predators.

Quote :

CT: I protect those who protect others. I protect those who show love and kindness for us humans. I'm the one who protected everyone from being wiped out. There are innocents, ones that would not fight. Ones that would not eat. And ones that deserve the fundamental right to live. You are going to be the destroyer of life for vengance, and I won't stand for it.

[00:11:02] Darth_Nergal : Night Grave, don't let the Nekos bite. =3 ...or the nagas...or Inus, or harpies, or humans, or mermaids, or dridders, or cheese, or Neera...

[00:11:14] Grave : O_O

[00:11:22] * Grave hides.

[00:11:38] Darth_Nergal : All those mentioned: *pounce at Grave's hiding spot to try and eat him*

[00:11:52] Grave : AHHHHHH Killar cheese!!!!!

[00:12:39] Darth_Nergal : Cheese: THIS IS FOR ALL MY BROTHERS YOU AND YOUR KIND HAVE DEVOURED!! *is still a small enough size to be eaten by Grave and noms on his tail*

[00:13:33] Grave : O.o ........*Eats the cheese*

[00:14:23] Darth_Nergal : Cheese: NUUUU!! We shall have our reve-*is eaten...and gives Grave heart burn*

Just a random little happenstance on the chat. X3

Darth_Nergal wrote:

[00:11:02] Darth_Nergal : Night Grave, don't let the Nekos bite. =3 ...or the nagas...or Inus, or harpies, or humans, or mermaids, or dridders, or cheese, or Neera...

[00:11:14] Grave : O_O

[00:11:22] * Grave hides.

[00:11:38] Darth_Nergal : All those mentioned: *pounce at Grave's hiding spot to try and eat him*

[00:11:52] Grave : AHHHHHH Killar cheese!!!!!

[00:12:39] Darth_Nergal : Cheese: THIS IS FOR ALL MY BROTHERS YOU AND YOUR KIND HAVE DEVOURED!! *is still a small enough size to be eaten by Grave and noms on his tail*

[00:13:33] Grave : O.o ........*Eats the cheese*

[00:14:23] Darth_Nergal : Cheese: NUUUU!! We shall have our reve-*is eaten...and gives Grave heart burn*

Just a random little happenstance on the chat. X3

I must now make a random monster called Killar Cheese XD

Necro-posting here for a good reason.

[22:16:18] hhhat09 : Hat: What does it do? Well, it provides a nice little quick way to dispose of "Grave" situations. hahahahhahahhahaHAHAHAHAHAH *He walked inside briefly, still laughing as he took a baseball bat, walking back up and suddenly beginning to twirl Grave around by the tail.... It wouldn't hurt, but he'd *feel* his insides sloshing asbout, the force of the gravity and the momentum on him. Just with no pain or damage....*

[22:16:55] Grave : WhaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA Stoooooooopppppp!!!!!!

[22:17:03] Darth_Nergal : Astrid: *is watching from under a chair* o-o;;;;

[22:17:06] hhhat09 : Hat: FIRST INNING, HAT TAKES THE PLATE

[22:17:55] hhhat09 : Hat: *He suddenly let Grave go, his eyes trackign the spinning perfectly, so he was launched into the air. He'd get ready, like a classic baseball palyer... As Grave fell, he'd swing, hard.* HOOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN *The bat would THWACK against Grave, sending him flying through the air.... All the way to the Beach, crashing into the ground and... Bouncing?*

[22:18:15] hhhat09 : *as befor,e he wouldn't be hurt, but he'd FEEL it all. So if he had any dinner, well... He might lose it, to say the least*

[22:19:56] Grave : Squeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! *He'd squeak loudly with each bounce until he planted his fae in the ground, then threw up the cheese he ate*

[22:20:10] Darth_Nergal : Alreina: *is working on packing and pauses* Hmmm...wonder if I should have gone with daddy...nah, he wouldn't hurt Uncy Grave. ^_^

Just a little something that happened with Veseere while RPing that seemed worthy of here.

Ves and Darcy's RP wrote:

 
"Excuse me Madame Daft don't you have a princess to prepare for a ball?" Veseere would say in tone laced with sarcasm as her knee's were trembling. Truthfully Fairies absolutely terrified her, she didn't know what scared her more. The fact they could make her small or the fact they could unaturally make themselves grow in an instant. Freaky stuff that fairy magic was in her eyes.

If regular magic was like reading fine cursive writing that could easily be replicated, fairy magic was like a two year old splashing paint on everything in sight. It was simply beyond her comprehension and that frightened her immensely. Though this was a first, she had never met a bounty hunting fairy and it piqued her curiosity slightly.

XD I can't remember the last time I saw somebody actually talk to a fairy about a human tale, let alone use it to try and get their goat. o.o Brave and stupid that. Also you have to love how Ves compares fairy magic to finger painting!

Darcy and Ves RP wrote:

Jax snorted. "Gold? This is Tessium and Cordyxite. It's resistant kinetic energy and absorbs Ice Magic like a sponge. I also treat it to be blood stain resilient." He said with an evil half-smile. "My last name is Batosh. It is Kerkesh for 'Blood Letting Demon'." He said with a slightly wider smile. "But I like apples. The red reminds me of blood."  Darcy stepped between then at this point. "Ah no need to try murdering her and bring the rest of the Golden Blades down on us. She is ...new to all this."

Jax the door guard manages to turn being nicknamed Apple Jax and provoked into a compliment; sort of while sounding threatening. All fear APPLE JAX!