Classic Felarya quotes

Crisis: *urp* or *gurgle*... or both.

Heard by unknown human releasing an opal mingo in the face of a giant fairy about to eat him: Say hello to my little friend!

Gunther: Satisfaction guaranteed... or your money back! (good luck on making good on that.)

Said by a many adventurer when picking up an artifact and triggering a trap: "Shit, Shit, Put it back!"

Said by Ayame after the first few months of being in Felarya.

"Hit them in the crotch. It ALWAYS works."

Some Famous Felaryan Last Words:

"Aww, look at the little fairy!"
"I think I'll take a nap under this tree."
"Hello, I--" <-(Got eaten)
"Huh! What a weird wall!" <-(Read Elle's story)

Forgot one Haar:

"It's not even the size of my pinky, what could it possibly do to harm me?"

Haar wrote:

Some Famous Felaryan Last Words:

"Aww, look at the little fairy!"

Or, "Stop that fairy! Stop that fairy! Nab it! Grab it! Stop that fairy now!" (anyone remember what cartoon that's paraphrased from, lol)

*sits at the great tree*

Smoker's last words- "..."

Hey! Where'd they go?

(Said in front of Crisis): "I know something I won't tell, I won't tell, I won't tell, I know something I won't tell, nyaa nyaa-" *gulp* *urp*

Laurel & Hardy (in name-your-Predator's stomach): "That's another fine mess you've gotten us into!"

Are we allowed to use quotes that we plan on writing in the future? If so:
-"Goody-goody, so you're saying pretty much everything here wants to eat me? Oh boy, just like back home! They just can't resist me, those ladies..."
-"I think he meant that in the literal sense. As in swallow, digest, etc."
-"Ah. That's... a little different from back home. Except that one chick, but she was nutty in the brain. Never trust girls you meet on the Internet."

And:
-"Okay, we just have to sneak through a few miles of jungle and hope we're not noticed. Wait, Kenson? Kenson, why're you... dammit, man, this isn't the time to do that... stop pissing on that tree..."
-"Um... I think it's angry at me now."
-"See? I can't catch a break, can I?"

"I don't believe in fairies!"

"That haircut/outfit/etc. makes you look fat" - said to any female predator.

"It's just a little trip into the woods, what could possible go wrong?"

many travlers last words
”RUN RUN FOR U LIFE.SHES GOING TO EAT US"

SAid for obvious reasons: "Shoelaces are bullshit."

"Hey! Buddy! Where'd you go? And what was that about a nag----"

"Tiberium? That sounds like a fancy spice." *Opens the box*

1. You cant eat me imma lawyer!
2.hey look when I kick this strange tree it moves!
3.My you certainly are bueatiful for a giant snake thing
4.Im invincable!
5. The famous last words of all my character Joanna's victims are listed below.

1.No im not a freind of Gibby...
2.Nagas suck!
3.If you eat me a thousand more humans will come after you!
4.your shallow...
5. My name is.... < got eaten (sometimes she just cant wait to eat)

"Get in my belly!" - Fat Bastard to a baby naga.

"GET IN MY BELLY!!!" - Crisis to Fat Bastard

Note: I'm not into vore but I would pay a buck or two to see that. A few more to get instant replay hahahah

Edited to add: That's Crisis eating him BEFORE he can eat the baby naga, lol.

Some great quotes here !

I will create a "famous last word" section XD

"Whew! Good thing this cave was here, that rain sure is coming down."

"Angels are real! At last, my life is complete!"

"Boy, it's hot. I think I'll go swimming."

Raveolution wrote:

"Get in my belly!" - Fat Bastard to a baby naga.

"GET IN MY BELLY!!!" - Crisis to Fat Bastard

Note: I'm not into vore but I would pay a buck or two to see that.

Me too! Mike Myers for ftw!


*two humans in your-preds stomach*

"...then this hot chick asked me to give her a belly massage! Of course I said yes..."

"A laxative? Are you kidding me?"

"You shouldn't have thrown a grenade into her mouth..." *cough* *cough*

"Nope, a thermal bath is something completely different..."

"Didn't you have anatomy in school? This is not her uterus."

How do you like them?

(To Anna) "Mind if I smoke?"

(To Nix) "No drinking in public"

(To Katrika) "Don't you think Anna's a bitch?"

(To Krista) "Aren't you supposed to be all holy and stuff?"

You forgot Tanya: "Aw, hey, little girl. Are you lost?"

Many girls when there being eaten by Yelkavic

"What the hell a male na.....<<he just can't eait to eat some times>>>

People seeing Yelkavic

"HOLY SHIT A MALE NAGA"

I can't help but think of Ethan Belmont's quote when he first sees Crisis:

"Stay back, servant of darkness! Go back to the fires of Hell where you belong. Fall into the eternal fire that awaits you and your master."

dlausactor6373 wrote:

You forgot Tanya: "Aw, hey, little girl. Are you lost?"

(I love that one)

(Ryla) "Godzilla is a fat man in a rubber suit!"

(Lephia) "My! What big teeth you have!"

( Markie) "Know anywhere I can sell these baby monsters?"