Classic Felarya quotes

People talking about Scarlet}:AWWWWWWW what a cute doggy

Yelkavic}:......SHES MY DAUGHTER

People}: o.0

dlausactor6373 wrote:

"Aw, hey, little girl. Are you lost?"

haha XD

Zoekin wrote:

(Ryla) "Godzilla is a fat man in a rubber suit!"

Actually, I think that might be true, at least for the old films; not that crappy American film they did in '98.

To almost any pred: Bite me! (you especially don't want to say that to a dridder.)

"Always look on the bright side of life" (from Monty Python)

"Blasted things, give me that can of raid" (talking about fairies)

"Wow, am I glad that Gunther guy sold me this. Hey, wait a sec. . ."

"It'll be just a quick in-and-out, we shouldn't have any troubles"

"Hey guys! This trees got boobs!"

"Crisis is just misunderstood! I'm sure I can reason with her"

"Anko must be miles away!"

"Man! My new red tent really stands out!"

"Ok! Who switched my deorderant with the steak suace?"

"Wow Anna! You must hold the record for the most weight gained in the shortest time EVER!"

"I'm sure they're friendly"

Famous last words:

"Why, sure, Miss Naga. I'd be happy to help you convince your friend eat healthier!" <-(Said to Katrika during a time when Crisis decided Anna needed to eat some humans)

"Hah! Armed with this bottle of Ipecac Syrup, I will have no problem getting out of any predator's stomach!!"

"Wow, that Gunther sure is a nice guy!"

"Anybody got a light?"

"Ooh, this thing moves when I poke it!"

"I refuse to move from this spot until I get some answers!"

"Hey! What are you running from?"

Zoekin wrote:

"Man! My new red tent really stands out!"

hahaha instant win XD

Maybe a search party will find us if we light a signal fire.

(after unknowingly decorating a sleeping dryad): "Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the- *gulp*"

"Look on the bright side, you still have me." ~ Gunther to Adventurer.

"Why am I the only one with a Helmet?"

"Oh look, babies. Do you think the mother is around?"

"Oh my God! She ate Kenny!"

(Last words of a curious idiot)

"How does your stomach work Menyssan?"

"I want my money back Miss Tanya!"

"Stand perfectly still. It's vision is based around movement!"

"I'm telling you, I worded the Slowfall spell correctly."

Zoekin wrote:

"How does your stomach work Menyssan?"

Wow this is really asking for it XD

OMG SHE ATE KENNY

U BASTA-*GULP*

"Shit, the labels fell off. What did this potion do again?"
"My faith in God shall keep me safe."
"Any last words?"
"With the power of my friends, I shall defeat you!"
"What was the duration of the invisibility spell again?"

Somebody using a comp in Felarya.

"BRB. Naga."

I added some

Keep them coming ! And don't hesitate to create a random name if you see it fit

"Oh sweet a cave! I needed a rain shelter."

"Catching that fairy will be a cakewalk."

"Aww, she's such a cute naga."

"That bridge looks safe."

"Fething Infra-Red's busted. I'm only seeing red."

"What are we looking for? Simple. A live specimen."

"Listen, it's just you and me. We have to stick together to get out of this. On the count of three, we'll run for it. Yes, I'm serious. Ready? One... two... THREE! ... Sucker."

"Fuck, and here I was hoping for death by Snu-Snu."

"i doubt theres a naga named “Crisis""

"Whats with these no smoking signs"

"What harm could a little fairy do"

"Lets set camp next to this giant tree"

"awwww what a cute fairy"

"DAMN U CRISIS"

“No miss tree, I wasn’t going to the bathroom, I was just um…. fertilizing you.”

“Oh come on, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“Wow! I don’t mind the top part but the bottom part sure is ugly”

“I wonder what a fairy would taste like…”

"Half snake? By comparison then, they must be pretty small, huh?"

"Oh look, discarded weapons and armor all OVER the place! Today must be my lucky day!"

Haha funny ideas !

This thread is great XD