Classic Felarya quotes

"Yeah right. Maybe I'll let you eat me if Hell freezes over."

"Really? ... (chanting) ... Alright, it's done!"

"What the... Hey, you never said you were an FROST Succubus!!!"

Awesome ones, gt500x.

"That Gunther fellow was wonderful! Why, he had a solution for just about everything. Now, help me put this giant naga repellent on. It's strawberry scented, ain't that great?"
(with a polite tip 'o the hat to Rythmear ^_^)

Thanks. I actually like the one with the Dryad and the two lovers the best.

Part 2...



"That's cause you never asked."

"W.. W... Wait! Th..this isn't fair!"

"Tee-hee. All's fair in love and vore." ^^

"Oh fuuuuuck...."

*Gulp*

"I'm afraid it's not quite evolution or magical mutation. It lies somewhere between science and magic. In all honesty, I'd like to take the easy way out of this whole debate by simply calling it intelligent creation." - Amardes Archeladon.

"When in doubt, haul ass."

"There's no kill like overkill, especially when your enemy is so much bigger."

"The cornered rat would bite the cat, if only the cat wasn't so GOD DAMN BIG!"

"You gotta be kiding me. That thing is huge!"

"It's never a bad idea to ask someone how they got so old. I seriously doubt they would take offense." - the great storyteller, Heseodorus.


"Oh, now that tears it. You little humans have really made me unhappy. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to go bake a big ol' dragon apple pie and you all aren't going to get a bite to eat. Not a single bite!" - the gentle dridder, Khariklo.

"Hey barkeep whats his name?"

"His name is Lucky"

"Let me guess. Its because he only has half of one leg, half an arm one ear and no eyes. And covered in various cuts burns and other forms of scaring?"

"No his name is actually Lucky strangely enough." -Conversation between a bar keep and a young adventurer wondering about another older adventurer who seems to have run a string of either "good or "bad" luck.



"When given the choice to choose between saving your life and that of a stranger named Gunther. Always choose yourself first. Chances are he's playing you for fool for a near by predator." -adventurer named Lucky to younger adventurer

"My father always told me not to fall in love with every pretty face because beauty was only skin deep. Looking at the inside of this stomach, I couldn't agree more."

"This place is the personification of 'survival of the fittest.' If you don't work that body, you won't survive."

"What the? Oh shit!" Last words of many a human.

"I love catnip. I just think it's weird it's all the way out here in the jungle." Last words of many a neko.

"Yuck. That human tasted horrible. So unbelievably foul. I couldn't eat something that nasty." From a giant naga after attempting to eat a strange, profanity loving, poor tasting human.

"This is a place where Karma sends you to die, so to live you have to cheat a bit." From the strange, foul tasting human who escaped the Naga in the last quote.

sparkythechu wrote:

"Yuck. That human tasted horrible. So unbelievably foul. I couldn't eat something that nasty." From a giant naga after attempting to eat a strange, profanity loving, poor tasting human.

"This is a place where Karma sends you to die, so to live you have to cheat a bit." From the strange, foul tasting human who escaped the Naga in the last quote.

Now to replicate that "foul" tasting effect that made the naga spit that stranger out. You my friend may have saved a few lives for however long it takes before the predators figure out away around the taste. I suggest giving Gunther a taste of his medicine and give him a "working" version of the horrible taste see how long he makes it

"Oh wow this cave is definitely not like any other cave I've been in before. The walls give to at the touch of a hand and its moist and... AH DRYAD!!!" *Gulp* "Tasty" another unfortunate adventure fooled by the famed dryads mimicking ability.

"Ahh! Whats with all this red! I cant see anything! Wait what was that sound?!" *Rar!* "Ahh Blood Apes run!!!" *Rar* "Ah my god its aaahh!" an unfortunate adventure entering the Jungle of Perils during the middle of a Blood Ape incursion

"Why is everything so dark in this basted forest?" Last words of many an adventurer entering the Evernight forest

"I say, are those for me?" - Mr. Conci Derate being greeted by Vivian.



Vivian belongs to Karbo

Horny Fairy - "It's not rape. It's surprise sex!"

"It's amazing how far away things seem until they smack you right in the face. Then you realize it's too late to do and say the things you should have all along."

"dont ask what happend it was freaky!"- some one speaking to a pal after returning from Felarya

"Neera are an ice cream topping??" -- Human visiting Nekomura for the first time.

Paltiel wrote:

"Neera are an ice cream topping??" -- Human visiting Nekomura for the first time.

"They're also a pizza topping."--Neko pizzeria owner overhearing said human.
"No more tinies for toppings!!! No more tinies for toppings!!!"--Group of P. E. T. T. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Tinies) protesters outside.

dlausactor6373 wrote:

"They're also a pizza topping."--Neko pizzeria owner overhearing said human.
"No more tinies for toppings!!! No more tinies for toppings!!!"--Group of pro-tiny protesters outside.

This left me in stitches. XD

"I have had it with these motherfucking nagas in this motherfucking jungle."

"Why"

Spoiler:

Added a bunch of them ^^

"Hey! What,s all those dangling white things?" - A man who entered a dridder's cave.

"Who the Hell keeps dumping bottles around here?"-Adventurer about to meet his first Chilotaur.

"Well this looks like a safe place to sleep."

"What the fuck?"

When she asked if I wanted a nice warm room this isn't what I had in mind. - Disgruntled costumer at the dridders web hotel