LIVE IN FELARYA With Saen Kel!

Constance just blinked very confused at what was going on. "Wha? I think you should stop complimenting her so much she looks dangerous with all those tools!" The neko got behind Tam unsure what to do she had no gun and she wasnt a fighter anyway.

"So, do you have anyone booked for tomorrow?" Ha'nha asked her host. At this point she wasn't sure if the cameras were still rolling but she didn't think it'd really matter.

"I believe we do. A catkin of- I mean neko who plays music I believe. I haven't really checked much of my prep script hehe." The host said a tad embarrassed he didn't seem on top of it already.

(Okay, what's going on with this RP? What are we going to do now? ><)

(I have no clue! X< should we skip to the next episode? XD)

(I think so. Do we still have people to interview?)

(jedi's characters were suppose to be next but he kind just dropped off XD hhahaha. Exilon is suppose to be next.)

(Actually my PC died on me but nevermind that. I think we should just skip since I'll be out of comission for a while it looks like. SO let me make the excuases:)

*In Rurei's offic suddenly a green haired succubus atried in a buisness suit apeared. She had yellow gold eyes that were pupiless and short pay grey-green horns that matched her tail and wings. "Hey is this the office Rurei Laen? Oh well if not give her this measage: Clare Gould Scal and Kate Lowe apologize but some crisis or another has come up. I think something to do with a world ending artifact needing to be stopped before it erases all of reality." Said the demonic woman shrugging. "Or something like that. Anyway we'll have to talk about making a new apointment when Dave's PC is fix- I mean the 'danger' is averted." She said leaving her card on the table. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get out of this suit it's smothering me!" She then faded away laughing.

"............" The tiny just stared where the succubus once was then shrugged. "Actors." She stepped on a switch. "Alright everyone, rest of the show is cancelled for today unless we can find a new guest doesn't really matter though we were going over our time anyway. Pack up and go home." Her last message went to all her empolyees.

A loud speaker told the audience in a friendly manner that they needed to leave now and they would each recieve a gift basket on the way out.

"Well looks like the show is over for today." Saen kel said as he stood up and stretched. "So you will be coming back next time right ms Ha'nha?"

"I do hope so. I am quite interested in this neko you talked about. Truth be told, I've scared and, well, eaten a lot of smaller nekos during shooting - the director says I should be able to do anything for the cameras - so I'm not very popular with them and haven't really gotten the chance to befriend any."

In retrospect, she was very much glad she waited until the show was over to talk about that. They say any publicity is good publicity, but she didn't want to start any riots.

"Oh I see! You're director seems very....dedicated to his work. You do too it seems though, I think I approve you eating them more than I approve your director letting them be eaten." He gathers his things in a suit case. "You at least need to eat, he is just doing it for a film. So I'll see you next show." He holds his hand out for a shake.

Ha'nha giggled - it wasn't often she got more appreciation than the director did. With a smile, she reached down and held out her pinky finger for Saen's handshake.

"Just keep it professional, okay? No shout-outs," she laughed. She still wasn't sure Saen was the show-hosting type, but she thought that's probably what made his program different and more fun than the others.

Saen couldn't help but laugh at himself, forgetting that giants had a hard time shaking hands with smaller people. Even though Ha'nha was huge and could crush him like a bug he was still gentle with her pinkie finger as if it were a delicate lady's hand. "See you next week." Saen said as he walked out the exit and headed home.

The studio shut down escorting everyone out of the building, using magic if needed. Rurei looked over how many view the show, the results weren't that great but she shrugged this was fun for her so far. She read the note from Saen requesting Ha'nha get a free ticket for next week. The tiny thought it over, she noted how dangerous the giant neko was and danger always attracted people. The note was passed by her official stamp she just had to think of how to prod the bear.

The next week bright and early people lined up once again to get in the studio. Constance rushed around doing various things for Miss Laen. Jurin was back to annoying Footers he could find. Rurei chuckled as her play things scramble and do her bidding taking a long drag of her cigar.

Saen sat in his Host chair practicing lines, and trying to look professional as possible.

(Next week? O.o It's not a daily/nightly thing?!?! DX Dammit! That messes up my whole plan! Well, I guess not. Nevermind actually. )

Exilon stood back stage, arms folded and foot tapping. She couldn't stand that the stagehands wouldn't let her help with the lighting! It sucked so much ass. It was like someone had opened up a can of freshly-whupped ass and the God of Stupid instantly rushed down with his vaccuum due to having experienced nothing but eons of bitter ass famine.

But it was pretty exciting at the same time. Television! She thought it was just so freaking cool! Sure if there was no live audience, performing wouldn't be nearly as fun, but the idea of transmitting her image to homes possibly all over Felarya made her want to squeal. Y'know, if she had vocal chords.

(The show comes on once a week =o most shows do don't they? oh wait live shows don't....whatever I'm weird! XD and we do have a live audience ^^)

Constance ran up to Exilon panting a bit, before shaking off her exhaustion and straightening her hair up. "Alright Miss Exilon, the show will begin shortly. We are just making the final touches and letting a few more pile in."

She smiled trying to look as nice and helpful as possible. "Anything you want just signal for it." The neko demonstrated that she was fluent in sign language. "And I'll get it for you. There is also one more thing..."

Constance pulled out a record that had Exilon's face on it. "Could you sign this for me? I'm like your biggest fan!" She blushed and stifled a giggle, her eyes sparkling with admiration.

Exilon grinned wide and pulled out her marker, reaching over to the record and signing it in a vibrant, fluorescent blue.

"To the nice stagehand lady, Exilon. I think you need to get out more."

Wait. Did she say "letting more pile in"? So that meant there WOULD be a live audience!! Exilon twisted in the air as she jumped for joy, then brought her marker-holding fist downward in delight.

Constance gazes at the signature. Silent as a grave and looks up at Exilon. "This....this...." She takes a deep breath. "IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Constance jumped up and down excited.

"I'm glad to see you are excited as I am! I'll make sure you stay that way." Constance stands very close to Exilon's right side looking around, like some kind of scout and that Exilon's good mood may come under attack.

Constance's actions worried Exilon. She moved up against the valiant stagehand, worried of the apparent dangers that were about. Well, something sure seemed to have that girl spooked. Maybe it was the other fangirls? Oh how nice, her own little bodyguard! Exilon silently squealed with glee as she thought of it, giving Constance and excited squeeze.

(......I have no excuse X< I've been a terrible thread maker! X< sorry everyone)

Constance turned bright red from the squeeze and damn near feinted. "OOOoooh~ I can die happy~"

Saen Kel had arrived and was preparing his desk and did a few stretches. He never knew, maybe he would need to do something physical. "You ready Kel?" A voice on the speaker asked.

Saen shook his head and replied. "No, um just a few more minutes." He sat and drank from his mug, hoping to see Ha'nha before the whole thing started.

Ha'nha was nowhere to be seen in the audience. And she wasn't going to come either; her week off had ended two days prior to this show, and was now back to work on her own job.

(I dunno, it seems a little unfair for my characters to always be getting the attention. Maybe someone else should go first?)

(I was told to wait until they were anounced but exilon is supposed to be first =( haha unless beef you just want to tell me which you want first to show up? XD)

Sir I have a list of requested characters for you to interview on the show: Garnet
Lady Lesona
Fulmina
Kiki
Crisis (shudders in abhorrence)
Aya
Anna
Pal Sebrit
Cypress
Endymion
Fiona
Goro
Grip
Gunther
Isham
Jade
Kai
Lady Seluvine
Leppy
Lord Trebiz
Lord Ambithep
Lord Garmon
Lord Mistrago
Lord Thalandros
Lea
Manda Kugi
Marken
Markie
Mezzus
Ramtov
Telekline
Rev
Rin
Seliky
Shillou
Sonya
Thas Voidfingers
Zil
Alvar
King Trazix
Monty
Aniya
Arale
Nikita
Nix
Temi
Terra
Xarmaroch
Kahla
Jora

Thanks a million!

ChristianBethel, I believe the purpose of this thread is for you to be able to roleplay your own characters in a talk-show type setting. You can't write in other people's characters, nor can Saen.

The french snack speaks the truth ^^