morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???

"Oh hey Crisis. Long time no see. Been taking good care of yourself? Great, great. Oh, you're hungry? Yeah, thought so."

-crisis impatient face-

"Hey, listen, there's a guy two houses down who leaves his truck idling for hours every morning. The smell's awful. If you're gonna go ahead and eat me, would it trouble you too much to tear his roof off and eat him too? That way I can kick his ass in your stomach as a last act of life. Really? Thanks."

do a Barrellroll and then throw a flaming bottle of vodka at her head, then grab a phoserous nade from inder my pillow and it at her hand. if i can get to the basement then i would throw a few flash bangs and, and then a giant mallet to a finger and a stenuous chase later im leaving town in a M12 LRV with the LAAG mounted and my bro at the turret, carrying a MA5B ( the halo 1 version) and of course the halo pistol
* hey so what if i keep a molotove to the bed stand and phoserous grenade under the pillow im freaking paranoid*

*make a mental note to ask Katrika to ask her friends to leave the fixtures alone*

or say "Good morning" politely and put some pants on.

Wonder where the heck the roof went.

Then realize as she grabs me as I am fairly certain that if she's tearing the roof off my house she probably isn't going to be in the mood to talk considering all the awful profanity i was shouting the other day when felerya and erath joined breifly.

Then not realizing that I'm f'ed anyways I would then proceed to scream and beg for my life futilely as I reach my final destination.

Once there I'd give my last line as a living person "Well this sucks"

END!

I would point at her and shout THE HAXXXXXX!!!

What most people would say:
"FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoX7vd30zq8 * secuirty drones actavated good bye.

That'd make for a funny scene. Crisis plundering around while a red alert goes off in the back ground XD

I think the SG-1* unscheduled incoming wormhole* siren would be more appropriate, thats my favorite siren XD

Though if crisis was coming through that gate all you would hear would be a thud on the iris. Not that she would fit anyway.

Archmage_Bael wrote:

That'd make for a funny scene. Crisis plundering around while a red alert goes off in the back ground XD

Thank you for finding it funny, that was the plan, hmmmm comic Idea anybody?

come on people this thread is very intresting. keep it alive.
i would say something like this...
" OH MY FU^*ING GOD! I AM GOING TO DIE!"

Hm wah? Oi! Who the heck turned on all the blimey lights! *donk* as piece of ceiling hits head

What the? Holy SHI----

"one sec, I have not had my pills."


Then I would play halo reach.

Well hope that the giant snake girl in the area has caused 1 of the 4 military bases in the immediate vicinity to already have a response on the way... soon.

Well if one fantasy has come true (kinda), why not another, activate my guyver unit.

If she has picked me up and I have no other recourse, say "I like Trains" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do&feature=feedf (about 1:12 into it)

Say this isnt a good time and wave her off before going back to sleep

SHOW HER FELARYA FORUMS/WIKI!

um..if Crisis would tear off my roof I would think of trying to tell her a story so she wouldn't eat me (I read on the wiki if you tell a story to Crisis sometimes she won't eat the person who told the story but then again its a 50/50 that she won't eat you if you tell her a story)

Run like hell.

What? She is giant naga! You all (or mostly) will be scared to death IRL ))

in Felarya, my character(still being written) would tell her his story and what tragedys have befallen him, or hell pull out is Katana and fight for his life!

IRL, try to get away even though i sorta wouldn't mind getting eaten it would be fun to run

Well, I generally try not to get eaten, but running would be pretty much futile, since she's RIGHT OVER me and can clearly see me. Fortunately, I'm a pretty good story teller, so I'd just tell her a tale of whimsy and fancy and hope for the best (assuming I could maintain my composure, as mentioned below). If that fails, I've got my guitar right next to my bed, so I'd play her a song and see how that fares. And if that also fails, then, well, I tried.

zersergathant wrote:

Well, I generally try not to get eaten, but running would be pretty much futile, since she's RIGHT OVER me and can clearly see me. Fortunately, I'm a pretty good story teller, so I'd just tell her a tale of whimsy and fancy and hope for the best (assuming I could maintain my composure, as mentioned below). If that fails, I've got my guitar right next to my bed, so I'd play her a song and see how that fares. And if that also fails, then, well, I tried.

oh yea, i forgot about my guitar a

I think she would fall asleep from the music playlist i have playing all night long.

I would ask her to return when I am more properly dressed

Well since I kinda have the ability to make people think that I'm a emo I will simply keep talking in such way that she will think that the best thing that would happen to me was being digested saying things like " well it seems that its the end of my life but at least I'm glad I'm dying to help someone even if I'm helping being a food" so then she would feel pity for me or she would eat me anyway but I like to take chances, so I would do it anyway.

"Good morning Crisis, if you wanted to talk to me that badly you could have just knocked on the door. Please put my roof back."