morning and crisis tears of your roof. what do you do???

It's against the rules to eat someone who have Felaryan characters? Considering that they are not suposed to know that they were "created", I don't think they would really mind . (unless you know all about them, and then you maybe have a chance )

Anyway, what would I do ? ...
-Try to look extremely ill ( coughing, sneezing , and maybe vomiting a bit), and to look quite awkward when trying to escape.
-Grap a litle bidon of "caustic soda" (that I would not leave unless she break my arms) and try to talk with her ^^;
-Try running as fast as I can out of my house and fall down unconcious just after hitting my head againt the wall. (involuntarily)
-Look at her, amazed ...
-Be rescued by my character =D (and hope to be able to use magic as well ^^)

i would say "what about artifical meat"

person3 wrote:

i would say "what about artifical meat"

Is that the only phrase you know?

Could you come with some serius anwsers, instead of the jokes. Look at the anwser Atlas gave, that's a great anwser. The anwser Person3 gave...... not so good, bad to be honest.

Jætte_Troll wrote:

person3 wrote:

i would say "what about artifical meat"

Is that the only phrase you know?

I dunno, I chuckled a little at the mental image of it...

Crisis: *stomach grumble*
Person: Would you like some tofurky?
Crisis: Ooh, that sounds yummy! Tell me more!
Person: Well you see first they take soy bean curd a-
Crisis: *gulp* No thanks.

Feign wrote:

Jætte_Troll wrote:

person3 wrote:

i would say "what about artifical meat"

Is that the only phrase you know?

I dunno, I chuckled a little at the mental image of it...

Crisis: *stomach grumble*
Person: Would you like some tofurky?
Crisis: Ooh, that sounds yummy! Tell me more!
Person: Well you see first they take soy bean curd a-
Crisis: *gulp* No thanks.

Everyone wins!

yep.. crisis get's a meal, and i'm finally rid of him.
but actually.........
he would just annony everybody....

Quote :

Crisis: *stomach grumble*
Person: Would you like some tofurky?
Crisis: Ooh, that sounds yummy! Tell me more!
Person: Well you see first they take soy bean curd a-
Crisis: *gulp* No thanks

Heh

11cookeaw3 wrote:

yep.. crisis get's a meal, and i'm finally rid of him.
but actually.........
he would just annony everybody....

Just like when you annoy everybody? :p

mikeimp wrote:

11cookeaw3 wrote:

yep.. crisis get's a meal, and i'm finally rid of him.
but actually.........
he would just annony everybody....

Just like when you annoy everybody? :p

Hehe...yeah. But I'm not sure if we can get Crisis to eat him. I think he'd taste like spam.

ok this is what would happen...... crisis sys ooooo a snack
Person3: what about artifical meat.
crisis: ?

11cookeaw3 wrote:

crisis sys ooooo a snack

Out of morbid curiosity, I'm trying to figure out te post... Can anyone translate this part? I think it might be important.

Also, about earlier parts of the thread...

11cookeaw3 wrote:

he would just annony everybody....

Wait, Cookeaw is complaining about someone else being annoying? C'mon, seriously?

you don't no how many long i've been trying to get him to leave me alone for.

11cookeaw3 wrote:

you don't no how many long i've been trying to get him to leave me alone for.

Well, you've either got multiple personalities, or you honestly believe we don't know that you and person3 are the same person, in which case I feel highly insulted and will work out my frustration by sodomizing you with a chainsaw. But, of course, you don't REALLY believe we're that stupid, right?

Haar wrote:

in which case I feel highly insulted and will work out my frustration by sodomizing you with a chainsaw.

can i help?

the truth is i would most likely piss myself and scream like a little girl........ ........ then id shoot her with a spartan laser from the game halo 3........ its possible....

hehe^^

I'm gonna need a list. GRAB:

A: My crowbar.
B: My hatchet.
C: My survival knife.
D: My pocket knife.

Next, run downstairs and open the gun safe. GRAB:

A: Scoped .44 Magnum.
B: .357 Magnum.
C: Hakim Battle Rifle.
D: .308 rifle.
E: Black powder revolver.
F: Single shot black powder Patriot.
G: .45 Pistol.
H: 9 MM pistol.
I: Bayonet.

(Not kidding, I own all of the above. Don't judge. >_>)

Then, finally, realize that NONE OF THEM WORK and try to find a tiny hiding place.

S-Guy wrote:

I'm gonna need a list. GRAB:

A: My crowbar.
B: My hatchet.
C: My survival knife.
D: My pocket knife.

Next, run downstairs and open the gun safe. GRAB:

A: Scoped .44 Magnum.
B: .357 Magnum.
C: Hakim Battle Rifle.
D: .308 rifle.
E: Black powder revolver.
F: Single shot black powder Patriot.
G: .45 Pistol.
H: 9 MM pistol.
I: Bayonet.

(Not kidding, I own all of the above. Don't judge. >_>)

Dude, you are officially my hero.

Quote :

Then, finally, realize that NONE OF THEM WORK and try to find a tiny hiding place.

... Now, that sounds like something I'd hear my best friend say (which just makes it even funnier).

As for what I'd do... If Felarya were real, then my own mythical realm would be real, too. So, I'd strike up a conversation with Crisis as I casually strolled over to my closet and pulled out my Claymore (not actually owned), using its magic to cast a spell on myself that made me impervious to acids, and gave me the ability to breathe in any kind of air, before jumping onto her finger and being swallowed without a fight. (I'd bring the Claymore to fight off any stray nekos or other prey in Crisis' belly that might try to attack me)

moondog64 wrote:

I'd strike up a conversation with Crisis as I casually strolled over to my closet and pulled out my Claymore (not actually owned), using its magic to cast a spell on myself that made me impervious to acids, and gave me the ability to breathe in any kind of air, before jumping onto her finger and being swallowed without a fight. (I'd bring the Claymore to fight off any stray nekos or other prey in Crisis' belly that might try to attack me)

Your fetish romance is showing, sir.

Give her a giant coconut, then start to sing the song "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts", I guess ^^

If she spare me, I'll introduce her to a Palm Dryad XD

/Fish/ wrote:

Your fetish romance is showing, sir.

WHERE!? Wait... My what?

tkh1304 wrote:

Give her a giant coconut, then start to sing the song "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts", I guess ^^

If she spare me, I'll introduce her to a Palm Dryad XD

Didn't see that one comin'!

moondog64 wrote:

WHERE!? Wait... My what?

I was referring to the way you jumped at the topic in 'full fetish mode'.

We try not to do that here.

/Fish/ wrote:

I was referring to the way you jumped at the topic in 'full fetish mode'.

We try not to do that here.

Oh... My bad. Thanks for the heads-up.