Introduce yourself

So far the forum hasn't really used anything like age restriction but at the least I would like you to change your pseudo . It's asking for trouble
( tell me which one you wish and I'll make the change )

So this is the Felarya Forum, huh?
Looks good so far!
Call me Puppet. Or Guy. Or, whatever......
Soooooo...... What to say?

"Someone please hand me a large weapon to defend myself" would be a good start.

*throws Puppet a lasgun* Here. It's on the house. My meager facilities are capable of manufacturing them by the dozens, anyways.

*Catches weapon*
Well, this'll help! Thank you sir!
Actually, I do have something to ask, and it goes a little like this;

How do I find my way around here, this place is HUGE!

That's a little better then a flashlight at least.

Here. *Tosses a Flamer*

Try this.

*Tosses DarkPuppet a Map*

http://felarya.com/wiki/index.php?title=Category:Locations

Chucking weapons at the new people? I support this past time- but whatever you do, DON'T use the flamer on chaos worshipers please...or dryads. They tend to get cranky around fire. Here, take a chain axe instead, might wanna duck though heh. *Chucks chain axe to DarkPupper*

For chaos warshippers, the Heavy Flamer and Holy Bolters are good.

Grenades work well too.

you might wanna learn some magic while you're at it. those preds can be pretty insistent.
:3

*mara flutters her wings* hiiii~ >:3

Flare wrote:

That's a little better then a flashlight at least.

Here. *Tosses a Flamer*

Hey, lasguns are perfectly effective against unarmored targets! Which most preds fall under.

And I don't have any bolters to spare. They're for me.

Okay, so I've got:
A Lasgun
A map
A Chain axe
And a few Air and fire magics already in my disposal.
.............................................LEZ ROLL!

*naga comes out and eats you while you're distracted*
^P^

And thus ends your orientation. Have a nice day, and enjoy your stay.

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*Steps out from behind boulder*

MUHAHA!
Silly silly!
You ate one of my puppets!
You know, DarkPUPPET-Guy?!
And now, I escape!

*Bolts for the nearest walled settlement*

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And so that's the end of the orientation?
Gonna need to get more puppets......
Heh, I think I'm gonna like this place!

And thus the first lesson has been learned- stealth over might! Now for the next lesson- get the hell out of there while you still can!

Bolting for the nearest walled settlement may not be the most comprehensive plan. You can count the number of those on Felarya using your fingers. Heading for Negav would be good, but that depends how far away you arrived from it...

You need to be a REALLY good runner.

ZionAtriedes wrote:

"Someone please hand me a large weapon to defend myself" would be a good start.

*throws Puppet a lasgun* Here. It's on the house. My meager facilities are capable of manufacturing them by the dozens, anyways.

People always overestimate the power of lasers. Masers are much more effective for killing unarmored targets. Or a TIP weapon. (Thermal Induction Pulse)

I don't know what everyone is tripping over, hell I've lived this long, and this guy has puppets... so... Goodnight...

oh, crap.. while I am here and While I remember... *Tosses you a Naga-Candle* for when it gets "Dark" lol...

*falls back asleep*

Anime-Junkie wrote:

ZionAtriedes wrote:

"Someone please hand me a large weapon to defend myself" would be a good start.

*throws Puppet a lasgun* Here. It's on the house. My meager facilities are capable of manufacturing them by the dozens, anyways.

People always overestimate the power of lasers. Masers are much more effective for killing unarmored targets. Or a TIP weapon. (Thermal Induction Pulse)

Heh. Depends on the intensity of the laser. There have been a handful of cases where lasers completely demolished armored targets. However, the trick is to pack that much power in a handheld weapon. So far, I have not been able to do so, but once I figure out how to move along the spectrum...

codaman wrote:

oh, crap.. while I am here and While I remember... *Tosses you a Naga-Candle* for when it gets "Dark" lol...

Errrr.... "Naga candle?" What's it do, repel Nagas? Or attract them, hmmmm?

The answer is "Yes."

And this is a Lasgun, by the way.

Eh, I checked what a lasgun was when it was first lobbed at me. But thanks anyway!
And yes to what? WHICH ONE!?

welcome dark as theres bickering over how effective the glorious lasgun is (it rocks n you know it people!!!) have a melta-gun as its guaranteed to leave anything with a gaping hole. also have a leaf of misfortune it brings you lucky by giving other bad luck ^^

Well, thank you for the gear, greatly apprieciated!
Who knew a leaf could be so useful, huh?