GAME: Logic and Illogic

I was thinking of some verbal games once when the internet was out, and this came up.

The point is, you ask an illogical, funny, or just stupid question, and the next guy gives a logical answer. Such as:

1: Who would win, The Joker or Conan the Barbarian?

2: Joker, because while Conan does have some intelligence, he's not nearly as resourceful as the Joker, which would make all the difference as Joker would need only to stay out of his way until his plan works.

Then, you ask another stupid question after answering. Sound like a good idea?

Sure, I was thinking about a thread like this myself.
Q: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
(Image obligatory in reply)

A: It's over 1006.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Saruman or Voldemort?

A:Voldemort, guys in black are always more epic then dudes in white.

Q:Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

(I think you're supposed to give a logical answer)

A: This is because everyone is in a rush to get home, thus loosing the ability to think clearly about traffic patterns.

Q: Where is Candyland?!

A: About four miles away, you have to go down a few ally ways but you can't miss it.

Q: You have a rock the size of a can of soda, they have a 65 ton tank; all the hatches are closed and all the guns are aiming at you; what do you do?

A: Throw the rock into the cannon: perhaps I could cause a jam. Alternatively, I could try to get into its blind spot and wait for some kind of opening. Or, I could just sit and wait; if its weapons are already on me and haven't fired, perhaps it doesn't intend to.

Q: How many Gundams would it take to beat Unicron?

A: One if it is using "The Power of Love". That's how it worked in G Gundam.

Q: Who would win in a fight, The Wishmaster or Pinhead?

(movies Wishmaster and Hellraiser)

A: Pin head, a few head buts and it's all over.

Q: How do you stand on the surface of the sun?

A: Quite uncomfortably.

Q: If a tree falls on someone in the forest and no one is there to hear him, does he make a sound?

A: Considering a sound is nothing more than a vibration through a medium and when the tree lands the force of the impact will cause the ground to vibrate; yes.

Q: What's it like to be shot?

A: Half as bad as being shot twice.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Kratos or Crisis?

A: Normally, considering the foes Kratos had toppled, I would naturally assume he would be the victor. However, setting plays a factor in this in that it is likely to fight Crisis he would be the one transported - to Felarya. In this environment, the terrain and author are on Crisis's side, as well as the love of her fans which will not allow her to die so easily. Thus, she would probably prevail in the end.

Q: A ninja, a pirate, a robot, a zombie and a cowboy all meet and begin an epic five-way battle to the death. Who would be the victor, assuming there is but a single victor?

A: The robot would survive seeing as it can't be killed by gunshot, ninja star, cutlass, and can't be infected into a zombie as with the others. It would logically wait until it's opponents kill (or infect) each other, then zap the survivor(s) with it's mouth lazer.

Q:Why is it that rain falls but snow falls?

A: Gravity

Q: Who would win; the Earth or Mars?

A: Earth. We have nukes, all Mars has are pussy lazers.

Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

A: For questions as confusing as that, I always consult the infinite logic of my Magic 8-Ball... It says asks again later.

Q: Who is the madder scientist, Professor Farnsworth or Dr. Weird?

A: Me

B: What should I ask?

A: You already asked a question.

Q How do you commit the perfect crime?

A: kill everyone then who can blame me^^

Q: who will win... or

A: yellow photons have a higher frequency and thus more energy than red photons

Q: How stupid are you to answer this question?

A: Must be as smart as the one who gives that question, I guess.

B: Why the Master Sword in LoZ series called "Master Sword"?

A: Because it is the one sword to rule them all.

Q: In the picture below, which door would you choose?

A: Damned if you do; at least you did something

Q: Who would win; black or white?

A: They cooperate and become "Gray"

B: Who am I?