GAME: Logic and Illogic

A: No can do.

Q: Why did I give that answer to the pervious question?

A: Because you have better things to do.


Q: Why do you ask the question?

A: That's part of the game.

Q: Am I your friend?

A: I don't see why you wouldn't be.


Q: Will the real Slim Shady please leave the building?

A: He already left

Q: What created the big bang?

A: Aliens created a super bomb that could destroy every planet in the universe, but when they used it it went back in time to when the universe wasn't created yet.


Q: Will the government ever tell the whole truth?

A: Never.

Q: Why is that when we elect someone into power they go back on their word?

A: Because they can and the other politicians support anything that won't waste their money.


Q: Why am I listening to heavy metal when I only listen to techno?

A:because variety calls your mojo to do so.

B:If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?

A: Nothing noticeable, however their pants tend to turn yellow.


Q: What cat?

A:The one where that Lady put it in a dumpster after petting it.

B: can you stop answering right after me?

A: Sure, if you think about 12 minutes isn't considered right after.


Q: Was your answer a reference to OBZ?

A: How should I know I'm not Doc.

Q: How does one take over the world?

A: By spreading an idea that revolutionizes said world.

Q: If someone were rich enough to contact everyone on a forum and can pay for their travels to a single location so they can meet each other, how many of said people would come?

A: As many who can be bothered.

Q: Why are children annoying?

A:because their parents are either: A - Too lazy to teach the little banshees respect or B - Too busy believing their children are perfect little angels who never bother anyone and are loved by all, unaware of the fact that everybody within 2 miles hates the little demons and wishes that they would get hit by a car and bring peace to the area. (personally i like kids. but that's a common or similar response in a general sense.)

B:What would you do if you were in my house?

A: Ask for a drink; then take you upstairs.

Q: You are part of a rugby team; if is your first timing playing the game outside of practice; what is going through your head?

A: Oh gods, I don't what the hell I'm doing!!


Q: What is a wimpy guy like me doing on a rugby team in the first place?

A: Your friends bet you $40 that yoy couldn't do it.

Q: Are you really who you say you are?

A: Nope, it's just a code name.


Q: How come time only seems to fly when you're enjoying the current events?

A: Time flies when you ignore it..

Q: Hello?

A:"I say goodbye, and you say hello." Such a fun answer referencing to music.

Q:Would you take a gun to a gunfight?

A: No guns are mostly illegal in this country.

Q: Where?

A: Under there.

Q: What is the purpose of lawyers?

A: To make life more annoying for the rest of us.

Q: If players based in the Nothern island of New Zealand were to play the players from the Southern island in a game of rugby union who would win?