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Jasconius
Survivor
Posts : 810
Join date : 2010-05-02
Location : Pit of Tartarus
 |  Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic  Sun May 30, 2010 8:34 am | |
| A: You need only look in a mirror to know the answer.
Q: Where is Waldo? | |
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CauldronBorn24
Loremaster
Posts : 2508
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 36
Location : Where?
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 8:37 am | |
| A: In a book
Q: You live on the planet Mars, which bus do you take to get home from Nashua NH? | |
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Jætte_Troll
Friend of the Jotun
Posts : 2769
Join date : 2009-02-02
Age : 32
Location : Over There
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 8:43 am | |
| A: The Nashua - Mars Express Line
Q: Hell or High Water? | |
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Sehoolighan
Survivor
Posts : 872
Join date : 2010-05-21
Location : Somewhere along a Way
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 10:53 am | |
| A: High Water. At least you can attempt to drink your way out.
Q: If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight? | |
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CauldronBorn24
Loremaster
Posts : 2508
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 36
Location : Where?
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 10:57 am | |
| A: Oppression
Q: How do you build a house out of nothing but air? | |
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Sehoolighan
Survivor
Posts : 872
Join date : 2010-05-21
Location : Somewhere along a Way
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 10:59 am | |
| A: Blow a house pattern on the sand and you made a house.
Q: Why is abbreviated such a long word? | |
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Reptillian
Master cartographer
Posts : 1996
Join date : 2008-10-24
Age : 32
Location : Denmark, Europe.
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:01 am | |
| A: hopefully the irony
Q: why does evil laughter always sound better than normal laughter? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:05 am | |
| A: Because there is usually more force in an evil laughter, causing more to hear it and thus being better
Q: How does 1+1=3? | |
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AisuKaiko
Keeper of Flat Chests
Posts : 2078
Join date : 2009-12-21
Age : 33
Location : In Ruby's cave in the Imoreith Tundra
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:08 am | |
| A: Human math is very primitive, and unknown to us, addition is very inaccurate, and 1+1 is, in fact, 3.
Q: Why are fish wet? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:12 am | |
| A: They live in water.
Q: Who would win: average pest exterminators or the Ghost Busters? | |
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CauldronBorn24
Loremaster
Posts : 2508
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 36
Location : Where?
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:31 am | |
| A: APEs; real exterminators have access to poison gas.
Q: How much would you pay the angry man infornt of you, who has a loaded gun, not to shoot and kill you? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:33 am | |
| A: Depending on how angry you have made him, anywhere between $50 and $1,000,000. That should ebb his anger for at least a little while.
Q: You are trapped in a room with no doors or windows. There is a table and a mirror. How do you escape? | |
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AisuKaiko
Keeper of Flat Chests
Posts : 2078
Join date : 2009-12-21
Age : 33
Location : In Ruby's cave in the Imoreith Tundra
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:39 am | |
| A: Look in the mirror, see what you saw; take the saw, and saw the table into halves; two halves make a whole, so just climb through the hole.
Q: Are earthworms smart? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:44 am | |
| A: Earthworms have brains. Anything with a brain shows intelligence. Anything with intelligence is smart. Ergo, earthworms are smart.
Q: How do you get INTO a building with no doors or windows? | |
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CauldronBorn24
Loremaster
Posts : 2508
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 36
Location : Where?
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 11:59 am | |
| A: With a sledge hammer or explosives.
Q: How do you breath under water with no SCUBA gear or snorkel? | |
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Pendragon
Grand Mecha Enthusiast
Posts : 3229
Join date : 2007-12-09
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:01 pm | |
| A: Be a fish.
Q: What's that clicking noise? | |
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AisuKaiko
Keeper of Flat Chests
Posts : 2078
Join date : 2009-12-21
Age : 33
Location : In Ruby's cave in the Imoreith Tundra
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:03 pm | |
| A: It's a pipe bomb.
Q: What makes pipe bombs go kaboomies? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| A: Lots and lots of gunpowder.
Q: Why fight for peace? | |
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CauldronBorn24
Loremaster
Posts : 2508
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 36
Location : Where?
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| A: Peace is what follows after you have won.
Q: Who would win Jessica Rabbit or Lois Griffin? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:12 pm | |
| A: That depends. Beauty contest: Jessica Rabbit. Fighting: Lois Griffin.
Q: If "con" is the opposite of "pro", what is the opposite of "progress"? | |
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CauldronBorn24
Loremaster
Posts : 2508
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 36
Location : Where?
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:16 pm | |
| A: Stagnation
Q: What would win a thistle or a dandelion? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| A: Thistles have defenses.
Q: If God loves us, why does he try to kill us?
((Note: I'm not saying I'm christian here)) | |
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AisuKaiko
Keeper of Flat Chests
Posts : 2078
Join date : 2009-12-21
Age : 33
Location : In Ruby's cave in the Imoreith Tundra
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:23 pm | |
| A: Because it's one of those psycho "IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE WILL" loves
Q: How do I shot web? | |
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CauldronBorn24
Loremaster
Posts : 2508
Join date : 2009-05-20
Age : 36
Location : Where?
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:25 pm | |
| A: By adding another o to shot.
Q: How do you kill some one and get away with it? | |
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Boris92
Felarya cartographer
Posts : 1520
Join date : 2009-08-03
Age : 31
Location : 'Merica
| | Subject: Re: GAME: Logic and Illogic Sun May 30, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| A: Make it look like an accident.
Q: Why are there so many religions that somehow tie into each other? | |
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