GAME: What do you do?

its a person that is Head of a private military company, u now have men and woman fighting for you at the ready.

I'll reason with it.

The enemy general accepts your sound reasoning, and calls off any further attacks.

I'll eat it

It is a baked potato; lovely.

I'll run through it!

Would you like to open the door before you run through it?

I'll play with it

It's a live badger. It doesn't like to play. And no.. it doesn't have mushrooms.

I'll eat it.

As you eat the snake, Big Boss appears and asks for his dinner back.

I'll reason with it.

((Props to CauldronBorn24 for making me decide to change the game so that, instead of only being able to react in five different ways, you can now do whatever you want! Enjoy. ;D But of course, feel free to keep using the previous five options whenever you want. o.o ))

Crysis, after hearing your many fantastic reasons why she should never eat you, or any other living creature ever again, switches from her predatory lifestyle to that of a vegetarian, protecting all living things, yourself included, as best she can. Except for plants. She's a vegetarian, what do you expect.

I'll reason with it. P:

It was a tidle wave; you're going to get wet son.


I'll jump it!

(( xD ))

It was a small, locally owned candy shop. Though it remains completely stationary, you don't quite make it from the street onto the roof, instead smashing clear through the window. In the resulting confusion, the nearest clerk immediately tells you that you can have whatever you'd like, free of charge, assuming that you're a burglar or something similar. You get off scot-free with two burlap sacks filled with candy- don't ask where they came from- and smashing through the window turned out to be pretty fun, too.

I'll set it on fire. :3

It's a fire. You have successfully set a fire on fire.

I'll confuse it.

It was me. You didn't have to try very hard.

I'll give it a bath.

It was a rock with face drawn onto it... now it is just a rock.

I shall Ko-BIBBLE slap it! (Hitting something with a skull)

It was a skull of exactly equal... Well, everything. They both explode in a shower of fragmented bone shards.

I shall attack it with the most powerful spear in existence. >.>

It was an M1A1HA; you just scracthed the paint work.


I'll hug it.

It was a cactus, you are lucky you are not a balloon... or a clown.

I shall make it wear a hat.

It's Boris92. He looks unsure of his new hat.

I'll entertain it.

The little baby has now stopped crying and is laughing.


I'll take it to dinner!

Turn out that there is nothing left in your fridge to prepare the dinner.

I'll rob it then!!!

Wow. I've never known anyone that was able to rob their own reflection in a mirror and get something from it. Congrats.


I'll bite it.

turns out it was the tail of a deinonychus. *slash*


I'll brush it

((Edit: Wow, posted within seconds of each other. xD ))

That's right, scrub that floor with that toothbrush; I want it to be clean enough for me to eat off of it! Because I plan to!!

I'll defend myself from it with the most powerful shield in existence. >.>

You manage to defend against the ka-me-ha-me-ha!


I'll sleep with it

It turned out to be [insert person or character, real or otherwise, that you're currently most fond of]. It went even better than you thought it would. Yes. Even better than that.

I'll travel through time with it. :3

As it turns out, traveling through time with a time machine can be a VERY good idea.


I'll microwave it

Dialga said "Oi! get off!"




I landed on it...ans it's soft and warm