GAME: What do you do?

It was YOUR mom on her better days.

I'll fight it.

You fight a rock'em sock'em robot. With some effort you win.

I'll jump it.

It is a grizzly bear. Good luck with that, meat.

I'll reason with it.

It was a T-Rex. You lost the argument.

I'll fight it.

As you fight the brick wall in front of you, it falls and flattens you.

I'll seduce it!

It was a tree; nothing really happened.

I'll reason with it.

It was a door. Strangely enough, it opened when you were done.

I'll eat it

It was Steak and chips, good job.


I'll seduce it.

It's me. I'm immune to seduce, sorry.

I'll eat it.

Good sir, unhand me at once! I am not food!


I'll reason with it

It was an internet troll. They cannot be reasoned with, sadly.

I will eat it.

It was a puffer fish sushi platter thing. Hopefully it was sliced by a professional.

I will fight it

You fought Chuck Norris in a game of Scrabble. He found his name and automatically won... Forever!

I shall leap it with the grace of... something graceful.

It was a shark. Now you've ruined the thread.

I will fight it.

It was your best friend; you won but your friendship is over...
I'll care for it.

It was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. He wasn't as receptive to your attempts to seduce him as you might have thought he would be.

I'll reason with it. P:

It turned out to be as stubborn as a rock.

I will fight it.

It turned out to be an actual rock. The good news is, it had a number of valuable gems in it, more than enough to keep you from needing a job for at least the next few years.

I'll reason with it. P:

It was a very angry cobra, it bit you on the nose.

I shall fight it.

It turned out to be yourself, so stop hitting yourself... stop hitting yourself.

I will reason with it.

It's Crisis. Have freaking fun.

I'll jump it.

It's a giant spring-loaded plank. You're jumping it alright!

I'll reason with it.

It was a nine year old. Despite being a few years older than him, it's hard for you to be logial to a child who keeps asking why over and over again... much like trolls.

I shall eat it.

Much like trolls, it- oh, wait. You just ate an actual troll. The amazing thing is that you ate it alive. It didn't taste very good.

I'll reason with it. P:

If you've read any of the Myth Adventures series, you'd understand why it's not a great idea to reason with a Deveel. Sure, you got a good price for that thingamawhat. But does it work and how do you work it?


Boris92! Use Seduce on IT!