35 things about you

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Just broke up a few days go.

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
A. To see the Earth from Space.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. To play a musical instrument.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. A pint of Double Bach ale with a shot of espresso.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
A. Tomato

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
A. The Dark Tower

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?
A. Libra

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. None

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
A. Picking at fingernails, furniture, labels, scabs.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. If you looked sufficiently unhappy with walking, sure.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
A. (American) Football.

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Optimistic within reason.

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Exchange stories.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Locked in a car trunk for several hours on a 90 degree day... Nearly died.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I get killed in my dreams at least once a week. I can almost always read in my dreams, and remember what I've read after I wake up.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
A. Sam, though he's more like a canine little brother than a pet.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I'd invite you in for coffee, though I have several guns around the house.

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
A. Umm, that you're British?

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Cute.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I'd lose a lot of weight.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Voice of Reason (which usually means concience)

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
A. Dark brown.

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?
A. No.

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?
A. Can.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
A. Buy a small house.

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?
A. Yellowstone National Park.

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Fry's Electronics

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes.

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Draw.

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
A. In certain company, yes.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
A. Hypocrites.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Balanced.

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yes.

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?
A. You ask too many questions.

35)Q. Do you believe in God?
A. Not any one deity specifically, but an incomprehensibly complex all-powerful unifying consciousness, yes.

SB wrote:

yea one of those i'll out right say I'm 17 nothing special

Ahh so you're NOT a pedofile lol well thats good.

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

Ahh so you're NOT a pedofile lol well thats good.

I don't think this forum has dragged in /b/tards yet (Or, at least, the bottom feeders of such a society), so that was pretty much a given.

even if i was a b/tard and or pedophile this wouldn't work if shes a lesbian

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?

A. No

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?

A. To visit the wreck of the Titanic. I was quite the Titanic buff growing up, and actually disliked James Cameron's movie: none of the people who mattered got enough screen time!

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?

A. The ability to work fast and well.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A. Something high in caffeine-Jolt plz.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?

A. Carrots.

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?

A. Blink! by Malcolm Gladwell (It's about how we make our snap decisions)

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?

A. Aquarius, not like it matters any.

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

A. None, but I would like to get the Bill of Rights tattooed to my back.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?

A. Procrastination and putting things off.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

A. No, I wouldn't. It's creepy to offer it to a stranger, it's even creepier when a stranger asks for it.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?

A. None. Not a big sports person.

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

A. Realistic, is more like it. To me, the glass is neither half-empty or half-full; it just is. Some things about life are bad, some things are good-they are what they are. However, I still try to make the best of a bad situation or change it to a good one though direct action.

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

A. When I was younger, I would strike a conversation. Nowadays I would do nothing.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A. When my grandfather, mom's side of the family, died. Yes, he was old. Yes, he was going to die soon. I don't care-I never cried so much in my life.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.

A. I have liberal sexual mores, but conservative relationship stances-I have no problem with who you love, or what you do in the bedroom. Just have the honest decency to be loyal to your lover, and not tolerate disloyalty from said lover either.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?

A. No, and I don't really want any.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?

A. "Who the hell are you?"

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?

A. See 17.

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

A. Fucking scary. I would NOT allow one near any children I may have. Same policy with Michael Jackson.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

A. Grow out a decent beard. Want to look like a man.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

A. Neither, I would be "laissez-faire"-do what you want, just accept responsibility for your screw-ups.

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?

A. Hazel

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?

A. No, and I want to keep it that way.

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?

A. Bottle. Closest thing to the fountain.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

A. Keep it in the bank, or put it towards school. Or blow it on something I don't need.

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?

A. New York City

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?

A. I don't really "hang"-usually involves being a mallrat, though.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

A. See my answer for 35.

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

A. Work on my writing projects, roleplay through IM with this friend of mine.

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?

A. Fuck yeah, next please.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A. People who whine when a movie/book/show/game/anime/manga ends. As the Greeks once said, "All things come to an end." It's good advice.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A. Introverted

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?

A. Yes, although not the sappy "soul mate" crap.

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?

A. How secure of yourself are you? Your likes? Your values? Your sexual preference? Your thoughts? Your feelings? Are you willing to stand alone in defense of them? Or do you require the solidarity of like-minded people? If you answered "Yes" to the latter, you have no respect from me.

35)Q. Do you believe in God?

A. This falls under the same category as ghosts-as an atheist, I reject the supernatural as complete nonsense. If you believe in ghosts, God, angels, demons, multiple realities-fine, that's your business. But, if you want me to believe you, you better have some hard evidence. Rhetoric and multiple supporters are not hard enough for me. That being said, I have no problem with someone being religious-so long as they have no problem with me being an atheist.

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?

A. Nope

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?

A. becoming a scientist, that has since evolved into becoming something in the medical community.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?

A. To have a photographic memory, the one i'm using sucks!

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A. Cold Water, cant handle anything else.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?

A. Carret

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?

A. Halo: Lost Harvest, big halo fan here.

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?

A. Cancer, hope that i don't get it.

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

A. None

9.)Q. Worst Habit?

A. Biting My fingernails! I don't know when to stop!

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

A. Do I know you?

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?

A. Hockey. Go Canada!

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

A. I see things the way I want to, whether they be Negative or Optimistic.

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

A. I still don't know you, but I would probaly start a conversation to cut the tenchon.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A. I had appendicitis, nasty thing.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.

A. I tend to think a lot.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?

A. Two cats, Three dogs. Love Cats though.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?

A. Yell "Quit Stocking Me!" and slam the door.

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?

A. See above.

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

A. Neather, there just people with tons of makeup on.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

A. I'd be more muscular.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

A. Crime Partner, I'd be the one to shoot you and keep all the money.

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?

A. Blue.

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?

A. No way!

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?

A. Dont like soda.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

A. Spuge on a New computer, games and other things for it.

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?

A. If were in North America: The mountains. Anywhere in the mountains.

If we could cross the Ocean: Everywhere that is notable in Asia and Europe.

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?

A. Where I am now.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

A. Possably...

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

A. Play Video games.

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?

A. S*** Ya!

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A. When people Make fun of someones Religion, Race, or stereotype someone in anyway, just for the hell of it. You cant believe how much that pisses me off!

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A. A lazy nerd with a Vengeance.

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?

A. Yes.

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?

A. That I like Vore. No one other than here and my closes people to me know this.

35)Q. Do you believe in God?

A. Well yes and no. I'm more of a spiritual guy then into religion. Its too complex.

SB wrote:

even if i was a b/tard and or pedophile this wouldn't work if shes a lesbian

Lol yep ^^ also I have a boyfriend. ((Yes I am still lesbian))

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

SB wrote:

even if i was a b/tard and or pedophile this wouldn't work if shes a lesbian

Lol yep ^^ also I have a boyfriend. ((Yes I am still lesbian))

Boy that's a friend, or a Boyfriend as in "I may also be Bi" Boyfriend?

Bah, just don't turn into an RG an I'll be happy.

Malahite wrote:

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

SB wrote:

even if i was a b/tard and or pedophile this wouldn't work if shes a lesbian

Lol yep ^^ also I have a boyfriend. ((Yes I am still lesbian))

Boy that's a friend, or a Boyfriend as in "I may also be Bi" Boyfriend?

Bah, just don't turn into an RG an I'll be happy.

Well I still consider my self lesbian since I'm only attracted to one guy but yeah the "I may also be Bi" Boyfriend would be correct ^^ and whats a RG?

Mentalguy wrote:

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?

A. Beer pong

I'm thinking he meant professional, though who'm I to say?

Mentalguy wrote:

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

A. Realistic

So, statistical?

The Rev wrote:

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?

A. Do peanuts count?

I believe Peanuts fall under the proteins group.

The Rev wrote:

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A. I can't recall

Either that's a good thing, or a bad thing.

The Rev wrote:

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A. Other people

Aye, we can be such a problem at times.

Feign wrote:

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Just broke up a few days go.

My apologies.

Did you lose half your stuff?

Feign wrote:

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Locked in a car trunk for several hours on a 90 degree day... Nearly died.

Pardon my asking, but... how did you come into said situation?

Feign wrote:

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I get killed in my dreams at least once a week. I can almost always read in my dreams, and remember what I've read after I wake up.

Not much different than me. I've fallen to my death, been shot, stabbed, cut into pieces, had a fridge fall on me once, zapped by alien beams, part of at least a dozen Apocalypses, surrounded by Zombies, eaten by a shark, drowned...

Feign wrote:

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?
A. Yellowstone National Park.

Congrads, front row seats to the Apocalypse!

Siafu789 wrote:

9.)Q. Worst Habit?

A. Procrastination and putting things off.

In my opinion, not much of a bad thing. Provided that you can remain happy with the procrastination.

Siafu789 wrote:

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

A. Fucking scary. I would NOT allow one near any children I may have. Same policy with Michael Jackson.

Pardon my asking, but... is there a difference?

Siafu789 wrote:

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?

A. I don't really "hang"-usually involves being a mallrat, though.

I have a hunch you ain't a White Marsh Rat...

mangamastermind wrote:

"Quit Stocking Me!"

You know, Manga, if your Parents throw you in a set of Stocks as punishment, that could likely be considered abuse.

mangamastermind wrote:

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A. When people Make fun of someones Religion, Race, or stereotype someone in anyway, just for the hell of it. You cant believe how much that pisses me off!

Better to mock religion in jest than religious zeal.

mangamastermind wrote:

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A. A lazy nerd with a Vengeance.

*Mental math* About 5 words off, bud.

Moonlight-pendent wrote:

Well I still consider my self lesbian since I'm only attracted to one guy but yeah the "I may also be Bi" Boyfriend would be correct ^^ and whats a RG?

Something hard to describe. Fun to have around the forums, but dangerous to get into serious conversations with.

Malahite wrote:

Not much different than me. I've fallen to my death, been shot, stabbed, cut into pieces, had a fridge fall on me once, zapped by alien beams, part of at least a dozen Apocalypses, surrounded by Zombies, eaten by a shark, drowned...

What is it with that? I've had those same exact dreams too. The apocalypse was like ice cream in my dreams; it came in like 31 flavors, ranging from falling spiked pillows to seeing Jesus on a flying horse erupt from a cloud to even seeing movie renditions of it, like that cloud rhino scene from James and the Giant Peach.

Also, you never quite question your own mortality until you have those "dreams in dreams", like a dream about where you're drowning, then waking up to a guy coming out of your closet with a chainsaw.

...

I think I need therapy.

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?

A.No not at the moment

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?

A.no idea really... my head just spins with different stuff i whant to do...

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?

A.i whant to be able to wright and paint good... becuse at the moment i kinda suck at it

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A.Beer nothing beats a cooold beer (Edit: noticed a spelling mistake here ^^)

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?

A.can't spell it in english soory

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?

A.don't remember

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?

A.never been interested in that kind off stuff..

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

A.Got a tattoo on my left arm and it is a Tribal dragon .. thinking of extend it later

9.)Q. Worst Habit?

A.hmm so to say... Got a short fuse... if something ticks me of i prob will tick me off so much that i blow a vain in my head

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

A.If i knew you Yes otherwise no

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?

A.hockey

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

A.Depends on what mood im in... im usualy optimistic

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

A.probably swear some then sit down and listen to some music until i get help

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A.hmm got a twisted knee and a dislokackated jaw on hockey practice once .. and of course ... the worst injury was when i ripped my Achilles tendon BLEH that hurt!

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.

A.weird ? what is weird by your standard... so many people have so different opinions of what weird is..

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?

A.no

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?

A.i would prob ask you who you where

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?

A.don't know ... havent really taken notice yet

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

A.neither

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

A.don't know ... if people can't take me for who i am the can shit them self...

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

A.i don't like when people tells me what to do or what is right and wrong so in this case i would prob be your crime partner ^^

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?

A.blue/green

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?

A.yes. not going into the mater tho

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?

A.bottle

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

A.get my fat arse onto a plane to japan tomorrow

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?

A.down into europe

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?

A.the bar with some friends and a cold beer

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

A.no

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

A.same as Q.27 "feeling lazy here sorry"

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?

A. yes

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A.?? don't even understand the question sorry not native in English..

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A.happy

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?

A.of course

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?

A.ummm?

35)Q. Do you believe in God?

A.no

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?

A.no

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?

A.be a shipwreck diver

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?

A.being a computer wiz

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A.Mountain Dew

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?

A.Pepper

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?

A.Raise the Titanic

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?

A.Peices

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

A.no

9.)Q. Worst Habit?

A.bite nails

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

A.uuh no

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?

A.football

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

A.optimistic

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

A.pound on the doors

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A.got electrucuted at school

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.

A.no

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?

A.yes

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?

A.i would shoot u for trespassing

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?

A.uuh who are u?

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

A.neither they need to die

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

A.my eye sight

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

A.no

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?

A.brown

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?

A.im 14 no

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?

A.bottle

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

A.bye a xbox 360 then a ps3 then halo 3

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?

A.to a ghost town

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?

A.my house

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

A.yes

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

A.be on the computer

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?

A.yes

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A.eeww no

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A.honest

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?

A.what??

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?

A.that u suck

35)Q. Do you believe in God?

A.yes

Googlememan wrote:

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?

A.that u suck

Hur hur hur.

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1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?

A. No

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?

A. To be a Teacher (I'm still growing up in a manner of speaking, I'm only 18 )

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?

A. The ability to fly (or at least jump really really high)

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A. Nothing Alcoholic, Pepsi's my favourite

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?

A. Green Bell Peppers

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?

A. Death Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?

A. Scorpio

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

A. None

9.)Q. Worst Habit?

A. Picking my nose

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

A. I wouldn't know any of you to see you so I wouldn't know >.>

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?

A. Tennis

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

A. Optimistic

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

A. Make conversation to alleviate boredom

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A. Struck in the head with a Golf club

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.

A. I once raped a teddy bear

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?

A. 7 of them, 4 dogs, 3 cats

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?

A. You don't know where I live

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?

A. I forget >.>

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

A. Neither

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

A. less bushy eyebrows

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

A. Conscience for most situations

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?

A. Green

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?

A. No thankfully

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?

A. Can for the soda, but if I need to fill up on water to take with me afterwards, bottle

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

A. Put half into savings for tuition, blow the rest on video games and anime >.>

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?

A. Italy, it looks so pretty

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?

A. The Spoke Lounge

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

A. I will when I see one

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

A. Play with my Wii

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?

A. Sometimes

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A. People who say 'irregardless'

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A. average

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?

A. Absolutely

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?

A. Your fly is undone


35)Q. Do you believe in God?

A. Why yes I do, but I don't follow any particular church

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?

A. Not currently, simply haven't worked up the energy to attract a woman.

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?

A. Can't remember.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?

A. Karbo's ability to magically gain attention.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A. A nice cold beer.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?

A. Fried okra.

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?

A. Uncle Tom's cabin.

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?

A. I believe it was Aries.

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

A. None.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?

A. My tendency to fall asleep anywhere at almost any time.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

A. I walk everywhere I go, and I only have the energy to carry pretty girls on my shoulders.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?

A. Voyeurism.

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

A. Varies.

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

A. Fall asleep.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A. Broke my leg so badly that four surgeries were necessary to patch it up.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.

A. I haven't cut my hair in more than two years, with some shades I could pull a Howard Stern impression.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?

A. Not currently, but the green snake I found on an outing was fun until the damn hippies stole her and returned her to the wild. -_- Meh, its what I get for living in a 'progressive minded' city like Austin.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?

A. Leave you to grapple with my roommate.

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?

A. Just who are you, anyway?

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

A. Neither, just guys in suits.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

A. Wouldn't mind being a couple inches taller.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

A. Depends on the crime, some are worth my attention and others are a royal pain in the ass.

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?

A. Brown.

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?

A. No.

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?

A. Can.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

A. Fill up a bank account, get rich from the interest.

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?

A. I hear Negav makes a nice vacation spot.

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?

A. My bed.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?

A. No.

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

A. Either sleep or have a look on this site to see if anyone is paying attention to me.

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?

A. Depends on my mood.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?

A. When people drag me out of my daily routine to do things that are necessary, but unpleasant.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A. Bored.

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?

A. More or less, usually in the form of pornography.

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?

A. I don't say anything at all that I'm afraid of in the first place.

35)Q. Do you believe in God?

A. My level of spirituality comes and goes, Its really a long story to tell so if you insist on hearing it then ask me some other time.

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Nope... finding girls who are open-minded enough is a pain.

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
A. To have a talent I could be proud of.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. Skill in either writing or artwork. Even though I've got a good grasp of English, I couldn't write a good story to save my life. I've also got an active imagination, and it's damn frustrating that I can't share it with others in some visual form.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Green tea if you can get it... I don't like alcohol.

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
A. Mushrooms, and not the hallucinogenic kind.

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
A. ... I can't remember, really.

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?
A. Sagittarius

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. None. One of my goals is to leave this world with more or less the same number of orifices as when I entered it.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
A. Bad tendecy to let my gaze wander around attractive women.

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. I'd be walking too.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
A. I dislike most sports, mainly because I'm embarassingly horrible at all of them. Golf isn't too bad to watch, though.

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I can be very pessimistic about myself.

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. I wouldn't do much of anything except wait for the elevator to start moving again ... after all, I don't know you.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. ... you'll pardon me if I refuse to answer this one publically. It's that bad, and I don't feel like breaking down in tears in front of everyone right now.

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I still play and enjoy video games that some people call "fossils." I still have and play an Atari 2600.

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
A. Not currently. My last pet was the sweetest cat in the world though.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Well, I don't know you, so I'd probably be polite, but brief. Not that I'm inhospitable, I'm just slightly paranoid of random guests who don't really have a reason to visit me.

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
A. I really don't like to judge on first impressions. They're often wrong.

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. They worry me. Anyone who's comfortable in that much obviously-fake makeup and isn't being paid ridiculous sums of cash to do it has got to be at least a little bit weird. The more extreme goths worry me the same way.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. ... a better question would be "what wouldn't I want to change about my appearance?"

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Conscience, probably.  I sometimes wish I could be more impulsive and spontaneous though.

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
A. Hazel.

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?
A. Nope, and don't intend to be.

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?
A. Clear-plastic bottle. I like knowing just how much I got left.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
A. Start a savings account.

26.)Q. Where would you go on a road trip?
A. Canada. I could use some exposure to a country other than my own.

27.) Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
A. For the moment, right here.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
A.Not only do I believe in them, but I've been haunted by them before.

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Daydream or check this site.

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
A. Among polite company, or online, no. Among those who don't care, I'd make a sailor go pale.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
A. My tendecy to worry too much, sometimes without realizing it (usually ticking people off in the process, which leads to them calling me an emo or something.)

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Honest.

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I can appreciate it, but it's always bit me in the keister in the end, every time I've tried to experience it.

34.)Q. If you could tell me anything without fear of repercussion, what would it be?
A. Nothing's coming to mind. Again, I really don't know you.

35)Q. Do you believe in God?
A. I don't believe in any deity. They could exist, and that's fine and well for their believers, but I've been given no reason to join in any faith. On a side note, I'd appreciate it if all those faiths wanting to convert me stopped wasting their time and mine with fliers, pamphlets, and speeches. It's having quite the opposite effect, thanks.