Felaryan Rules to go by.

Felarya Rule #180: Hungry? Grab a Snickers! It may be the last meal you ever eat!

Felarya Rule #181: Never feed a Naga after midnight. Oh, wait. That's a gremlin. Never mind.

Felarya Rule #182: Remember, boys, always respect a girl's uvula, if (and possibly when) you get the chance to see it.

Here's one for predators
Rule #183: If a human is totally unconcerned by the presence of a predator, that human is not food.

Malahite wrote:

Felaryan Rule #158 footnote: This rule may be ignored if said human is also in possession of a glowing weapon, or some portion of the human's body is crackling with energy, emitting an eerie glow, etc.

WOO! The more rules I can ignore the better.

Rule #184: Fairies are small, fragile, harmless creatures.*

Rule #185: Faster. Run. Faster.

Rule #186: Stay calm. Some predators find it interesting.

EDIT: Rule #187: Stay still. Their vision is based on movement.*

*See Rule 77.

Felarya rule #188: Chuck Norris CAN smoke infront of Anna. He just can't get away with it.


just thought i'd contribute to the rules... and prove that chuck norris isn't all that.

Felarya Rule #189: "When all else fails, babble incoherently. There's always the minute chance you'll find a supernatural beings true name, cast a spell of great power, or summon something from beyond."

Felaryan rule #190 if you cant find the prey in the room.... you're it.

Felarya rule #191 If you can run like the wind. Do so. Dont stop. Ever.
Felarya rule #192 Don't blink, you'll miss the last moments of your life
Felarya rule #193 Rest only in large cities.
Felarya rule #194 Disregard #193 if being chased by a predator. And refer to rule #195
Felarya rule #195 If being chased by a predator run through a city and don't stop, you'll likely buy yourself a few more minutes to live.

Felarya Rule #196: Why so serious?! (Seriously, being funny can possibly save your life.)

Rule #197: If a predator tells you a joke, laugh at it.

Felarya Rule #198: You are most likely to survive being eaten alive if you happen to have the word 'Uzumaki' or 'Uchiha' in your name.

Felarya Rule #199: Predators on Felarya can't eat emo kids, they cause serious indigestion

Felarya Rule #200: Pink hair? You're screwed.

Felarya Rule #201: It's useful to have 360 degree vision and the ability to make things throw up with your hands.

Felarya Rule #202: Just because you have a big sword doesn't make you invincible.*

Felarya Rule #203: Chuck Norris CAN get eaten by predators. He just walks out when he gets bored and round house kicks an adventurer into the confused Predator's mouth.

*Felarya Rule 204: Rule 202 does not apply to you if your sword happens to be connected to your spiritual energy in any way. Predators tend to dislike thinks which compress their stomach when it's full.

Felarya Rule #205: The cake is a lie!!! Trust me; preds like humans better than cake!

Felarya Rule #206: Make sure to use Fairys' Wings in all your alchemical works. They just LOVE it when you do that!*
Felarya Rule #207: When Gunther is around, you can always be assured of the safety of a life.
Felarya Rule #208: Meddle not with preds, for you are tasty and that can of pepper spray just makes you spicy.
Felarya Rule #208: When strolling through the Jungle of Perils, remember: If the preds are running, so should you. And not necessarily in the opposite direction.
Felarya Rule #209: When lost, make sure to thoroughly rub herbs all over yourself, along with some garlic. It keeps the preds away*.
Felarya Rule #210: Fish in Velarya take your bait hook, line, sinker and YOU when they bite.
Felarya Rule #211: Befriending preds is easy if you know alot of jerks.
Felarya Rule #212: Remember rule #211 can always work the other way.
Felarya Rule #213: It's fun to jump on Anna's head and dangle cigarette packs in front of her eyes.
Felarya Rule #214: Never accept directions from fairies...particularly not ones which have you camp inside caves or right next to trees.
Felarya Rule #215: Never accept ANYTHING from a fairy you don't know, period. Especially if you're not with a pred friend.
Felarya Rule #216: If you have a pred friend, make sure you stick real close to them. At all times. Just not TOO close.
Felarya Rule #217: Disregard if your friend is a hungry Anko.
Felarya Rule #218: Remember, you don't have to outrun a pred. Don't bother, you can't. Just outrun the slowest guy in your party, and you'll do just fine.
Felarya Rule #219: Remember, "tent" is codespeak for "dinner wrap".
Felarya Rule #220: A campfire, like a smokesignal, conveys a very clear message on Felarya. Especially to any preds.
Felarya Rule #221: When in doubt run away from the screams.
Felarya Rule #222: Disregard Rule #221 if screams are from a small pred. Help it, and you've probably just gained a life prolonging friend.
Felarya Rule #223: Calling Vivian an ugly hag may be the most surefire way to earn a Darwin Award since smoking a ciggy in front of Anna.
*See rule #77

Rule 224: Every time anyone makes another joke about smoking in front of Anna, Ryla bursts through the fourth wall and beats the everloving shit out of them.

Rule 225: The same applies to people who tell that same "Outrunning your friends" joke.

Rule 226: Being invincible doesnt make you invincible... (think about it)
Rule 227: Being cute enough might just save your life.

Rule 227: If you meet someone wearing a gas mask for no reason...just leave. Don't talk to him, don't look at him, just...walk away.
Rule 228: His stuff will work....just not in the way you expect.
Rule 229: New stuff appears all the time. Just because some cave was safe at one point, doesn't mean it's safe now.

Rule #230: if something wet hit's your head...RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...oh yeah, don't look back ^^'

Rule #231: Mary Sues actually have a lower survival rate on Felarya.

Rule #232: Having a superpower generally helps.

Rule #233: Gunther's stuff will generally end in your painful death. Try using one on a predator, if you get something from him anyways... You never know. Could be water from the fairy pool or something...

Rule #234: Disregard rule #234 if he _says_ to use it on a predator.

Rule #235: Write your will and memoirs before going to Felarya... you won't have the chance again.

Rule #236: If anyone says "I want to go on treasure hunt... on this place called Felarya... I'll be rich! RICH!... Want to come?" Say "No... but can you leave me something in your will... o and wear this helmet cam while your there"
Once they go to Felarya and get eaten... proceed to selling footage of Felarya on internet... they won't be rich... but YOU will... O and make sure to be able to get the video back without going there yourself... that would just defeat the purpose.

Rule #237: GPS does not work on Felarya... neither do cell phones... and 911... if any of those things happen to work... ignore what they tell you... it's probably been tampered with by someone who REALLY wants to be your friend.