Felaryan Rules to go by.

Rule #50 Always look behind you
Rule #51 When it's raining don't search a place to protect you

Rule 52- Don't go into a deep, dark cave if it has teeth in it and a tongue.

Rule 53- Always know the location of a large group of tourists. It'll get you out of trouble. (Crisis prefers many humans over one human. )

Rule 54: There is NOT safety in numbers unless one of your numbers is an allied predator.

Felarya Rule #55: Discount Felarya Rule #54 if your allies are obese and you are not.

hahaha great thread

I'll definitely add some of these to the wiki

Rule 56: if you hear giggling get the hell out of there.
Rule 57: It is not adviced to stare at the chest/crotch of a large predator.
Rule:58 If a predator says she'll let you go, then your a guliable and dead man

rule #59 Have a story book on you at all times. IT CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!
rule #60 Bring an anti acid suit with you.
rule #61 It is not advised to bring a army with you to Felarya. They wont last 2 minutes.

mangamastermind wrote:

rule #60 Bring an anti acid suit with you.

I don't think that'll help you. Their stomachs can dissolve titanium.

If your antacid suit comes with a "get out of naga free" card, then it's all good.

rule 62: do not lie to Crisis. If she catches your lie, you are as good as eaten.

rule #63 never say "bite me" in Felarya. Some Creatures might do it!

Rule #64: If you can see the MASSIVE breasts of Vivian, then--for the love of God--LOOK AWAY.

Felarya Rule #65: If you must bring armed forces, make it a small group specialized in whatever environments you intend to involve yourself with. Ice Worlders mean little in the desert, and several platoons will be quickly whittled down to a small group anyways.

Malahite wrote:

Felarya Rule #64: If you must bring armed forces, make it a small group specialized in whatever environments you intend to involve yourself with. Ice Worlders mean little in the desert, and several platoons will be quickly whittled down to a small group anyways.

((Change to 65))

I'm sorry, but no amount of weapons will protect you. They will get you. Eventually.

#66 asking for directions will invariably always end with "and turn left at the uvula, you cant miss it"

The Rev wrote:

I'm sorry, but no amount of weapons will protect you. They will get you. Eventually.

I'm afraid I'll have to disagree with that.

One of the only weapons guaranteed to keep you safe is the power of cunning and deception. Throwing sand in a pred's eyes, for example. Once they grab you, throw a big ball of dirt in their eye. Guaranteed to give you a 10 second head start.

#67: In Felarya, you live to eat, eat to live and will likely be eaten while living.

#68 If you do plan on surviving act cautiously as to how you retaliate, they say being crushed, or bitten is far worse than being swallowed alive. Though in all fairness few live long enough to argue.

Cypress wrote:

#66 asking for directions will invariably always end with "and turn left at the uvula, you cant miss it"

Haha very true XD

The Rev wrote:

I'm sorry, but no amount of weapons will protect you. They will get you. Eventually.

However the more weapons one has, the longer a span of time eventually becomes.

#69 Offering sex never helps to escape a predator. Even if they take you up on the offer it just works up a their appetite.

(sorry, #69 had to involve sex.)

The Rev wrote:

I'm sorry, but no amount of weapons will protect you. They will get you. Eventually.

Felarya Rule #70: If at first your Weapons Fail, you can always divide by Zero.
Felarya Rule #71: A tip, more than a rule. You see that big thing? Hide from it. You'd be surprised how many idiots (Questing Knights, Cocky Hunters, and Slavers, for the most part) get this rule wrong.

Felaryian Rule #72: If you are a faerie hunter, then find a new job
Felaryian Rule #73: If you somehow managed to capture a god in another dimension before coming to Felarya, just remember: it will only buy you a few minutes, at most
Felaryain Rule #74: If you happen to be a pred and are reading this, then remember to befriend at least one human. They can always lead you to nice, tasty settlements
Felaryian Rule #75: Best way to survive: Slather yourself in barbeque sauce and run around in front of a pred naked *
Felaryian Rule #76: How to survive a predator encounter: Do not encounter a predator.

And my all time favourite:

*Felaryian Rule #77: Making up fake rules that can get people eaten is a GREAT way to befriend a Predator

Heh I loved the 72, 76, 77

Karbo wrote:

Heh I loved the 72, 76, 77

Why thank-you!

Felaryian Rule #78: If you are suicidal, come to Felaryia. Chances are you won't live for more than ten minutes
Felaryian Rule #79: World domination on your mind? Enlist a pred and bring them to your world. They will be MORE than happy to assist...
Felaryian Rule #80: Remember, the bite is ALWAYS worse than the bark. Whoever said otherwise has never been to Felarya

rule # 81: rules should not be longer than ten words, most Felaryans will be eaten by the time they finish reading otherwise.

Feign wrote:

The Rev wrote:

I'm sorry, but no amount of weapons will protect you. They will get you. Eventually.

However the more weapons one has, the longer a span of time eventually becomes.

#69 Offering sex never helps to escape a predator. Even if they take you up on the offer it just works up a their appetite.

(sorry, #69 had to involve sex.)

Ha!

Felaryian Rule #82: Shitting your pants will not deter the predator. Chances are, they are used to this