GAME: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. You now know how to explain your character, but you forget about everything else. Including breathing.

I wish for unmatched artistic talent.

Granted! Someone hires hitmen out of jealousy.

I wish for a battle royale between Pepsi fans Vs Coke fans.

Granted but the battle destorys the world
I wish i could meet karbo in real life and Chat for a while.

Granted, but the meeting fails to live up to the lofty expectations that you set. Realizing that he IS indeed a human being leaves you with a feeling of emptiness that will last for many years to come.

I wish I could perform the death punch.

Granted. However, everyone else learns the death block.

I wish that I could traverse the entire wiki in less than a day.

Ah, you know the ways of Death Kwon Do!

Your wish is granted, you breeze through the wiki, however none of the imformation is sent to your long term memory so the second you finish the wiki you realize that you remember NOTHING.

I wish I could enter the world of cartoons.

Grantd but your head explodes from the influx of knowlege
I wish i could "enter" the Internet

luke112 wrote:

Grantd but your head explodes from the influx of knowlege
I wish i could "enter" the Internet

Granted, but everyone has their spam blockers on so you get trapped in there forever!

I still wish that I could enter the world of cartoons.

Granted but your show gets cancled
I wish for My OC's be real

Granted. Your OC's exist, but YOU don't.

I wish for...NOTHING.

Granted Now theres nothing left and now you float in a white space.
I wish I was 69 feet tall, Heathly and Big. what could go worng?

Granted, you are 69 feet tall, now all you have to do is find a place to live and food to eat.

I wish I could create a popular comic that spawns animes and movies.

Granted. The comic is very popular, but the anime and movies are so GOD-AWFUL that they almost make the series not worth remembering.

I wish I could become an apex predator in Felarya.

Granted but My Oc Mac Kills you will a 200 cal bullet to the brain
I wish i could type fast

That's a helluva corruption Zillachary.




luke112, your wish has been granted. You can type at blazing speeds, but unfortunately you can only think so fast, so much of what you type looks like...

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Wish: I wish I had a magic eight ball that could correctly answer any question that I might have, even telling me of future events.

Granted. However, it is very slippery and VERY fragile, and you drop it. Needless to say, it doesn't survive.


I wish I owned a floating castle that only I could enter whenever I chose.

Granted, the castle floats so high it goes into space.

I wish I have a portal gun.

Granted. You are killed by the deadly neurotoxin.

I wish for milk and cookies.

Granted! Both have passed their expiration date by at least a month.

I wish I knew how that milkshake I forgot in the fridge is doing.

Granted, It's bringing all the boys to the yard, and they're like, It's better than yours; damn right, it's better than yours. It can teach you, but it has to charge.

I would I could pop off one-liners like Horatio.

Granted. You can now pop off one-liners like CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine.

I wish my wife looked like Kim Kardashian in her absolute prime, and definately not like either of her beastly sisters. (What car hit them when they were kids?)

gt500x wrote:

Granted. You can now pop off one-liners like CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine.

Lesson: If you keep your wish vague enough, you may still come out happy in the end :3

Granted, but she acts like a murderous bitch and kills you and your family.

I wish for 1 million male deer.

Granted, they all stampede you.

I wish to believe in you.

Granted yet no one believes you

I wish I tasted horrible and that anything that ate me died within seconds.

Granted, but you are forced to eat yourself.

I wish my car didn't slide so badly when it snows.