GAME: Corrupt-A-Wish

Another forum game to keep you people occupied, eh? o:

Rules: The person above you will have made a wish. Your job is to grant that wish, but put some twist on it, I guess like how a genie would.

EXAMPLE:

Poster 1: "I wish I had a cake"
Poster2: "Granted, but when you try to eat it, an angry gerbil will jump out and eat your face."

And then the second poster would post their wish o:

Okay, lemme start...

I wish I had a cozy armchair instead of this computer chair.

Huh, I could've sworn we already had one of these. Oh well.

Granted, Aisu, but that cozy arm chair happens be right in front of the Ultimate Chimera.

I wish Nintendo would try to release the Earthbound series in the US.

Granted, but it's buggy and corrupted. And the main character is now a 6' mass of spunky teenage muscle.

I wish I had a nice suit.

Granted, but its a rental

I wish I was better at creating characters.

Granted, but no one knows what your lettering characters mean, even you.

I wish I didn't switch personalities as frequently.

Granted, but you always swich at the worst time when you do.

I wish I wasnt so shy.

Granted, but now you're ugly.

I wish I wasn't so ugly.

Granted, but now everyone wants you...EVERYONE!!!

I wish I was more evil.

Granted. But you're arrested the moment you become more evil XD

I wish there was a friendly cat in my neighborhood Xd

tkh1304 wrote:

I wish there was a friendly cat in my neighborhood Xd

Granted, but you will be allergic to cats, and the friendly cat will follow you around constantly!

I wish for a successful anime-to-movie adaptation.

Granted, but it's Bobobo-bo-bobo.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

granted, but she is fat, ugly and a tyran

i wish i didn't have such a huge appetite

Wish granted! You are now anorexic!

I wish I invented sliced bread.

Granted, but you failed to file the patent and someone stole your invention.

I wish I had a red Corvette.

Granted! But the pieces are sold separately.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted. Sadly, Your wish won't come true, so you still wish that you have a wish XD

I wish I become healthier Xd

Granted, but you start to obsess too much over a healthy diet, ironically being an unhealthy obsession with it.

I wish I could fly without having to pay so much for a ticket.

Granted but don't expect the aircraft to take off.

I wish I had a tank.

Granted. It's a tank of water.

I wish the color scheme of this forum wasn't so depressing.

Granted! Now it's so colorful it's seizure inducing!

I wish I was more motivated.

AisuKaiko wrote:

I wish the color scheme of this forum wasn't so depressing.

Be careful what you ask for... 0_0

I wish for a prostitute!

Granted, but she's uglier than the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Have you seen that? It's about the nastiest thing that can exist on this planet. Oh, and she has STDs.

I wish for a giant muffin!

Granted! Since it's out of date, it's hard like rock and squishes you as it falls from the sky.

I wish I had more time to think about my wish.

Granted. But you aren't allow to say your wish after thinking.

I wish my lost DS will return to me XD