GAME: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted. Your car drives with awesomeness in the snow... and it's gonna come in handy cuz you're moving to Alaska!

I wish I had a real Phoenix as a loyal pet.

Granted. Yet it will burn down your house.

I wish I could inherit 1 billion dollars.

Granted, you inherit 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars

I wish to have a shrunken clone of Crisis as a pet (about 4 inches tall)

Granted but the mini crisses still somehow swallows you whole

I wish i had a Date with Anna

Granted, you now have a date with her digestive tract.

I wish that Seliky's Story gets awesome reviews when it's ready.

Granted, but they're all written by stupid people who couldn't spell 'I'.

(I'm sure it'll be fun, though o: )

I wish I had a pet Ruby that I could feed strawberries!

Granted! Your pet is a literal ruby with a mouth. It can't move or anything and everyone want to sell it on eBay and make oodles of money out of it.

I wish I had an awesome victory animation.

granted unfortunately there isn't a file awesome enough to save it as and is instantly deleted by your computer's virus protection.

I wish I could outlive all my enemies past current and future ones even if by only one second.

Granted. However, you befriended your last enemy, and that counts as them dying. You die in exactly... Now


I wish I could watch any episode of Doctor Who (original and current) whenever I wanted.

Granted, but the episodes are interupted by ads every 10 seconds

I wish that the person who corrupts my wish gets their wish granted without anything going wrong.

Granted, but something always goes wrong.

I wish that CnC 4 was better.

Granted. StarCraft was never created, so C&C4 is the best RPG of all time.


I wish I understood more sports than just baseball

Granted you now also understand American football, which no one plays apart from Americans, and you can't get to America to play it.


I wish I was an Isharan Human in Felarya (P.S. thats why I haven't been here for a week)

[Essentially a human who can eat other human sized creatures whole and when dies is reincarnated. They also get extreme sexual pleasure from being digested, for some reason.]

Granted, but you can't control your hunger, resulting in you being outcast from Negav and having a price placed on your head.

I wish Anthony Ainley came back from the dead, fully rejuvinated with skin, hair, brain, etc. so the true Master can finally be seen on screen again!

Granted however a movie screen falls on him and it is recorded by some idiot with a camera and it is posted on youtube.com so now people all over the world can watch him on the big screen again.

I wish that the next guys wish has something so crazy and zany and out of this world to happen to it that they die laughing from it.