GAME: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted! A random fairy barfs out your DS in pieces.

I wish for... a spray can!

You get a can of aerosol cheese.

I wish I had a maid to keep my house clean for me.

Granted, but this maid likes to blast extremely loud techno music while you sleep.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, now you are wishing you that you are a fish. That is granted as well, now the human race is called the fish race.

I wish the temperature wasn't so high.

All thermometers on Earth fall to the floor. The temperature is now lower!

I wish my wife could turn into a naga.

Granted! Good last night in a tail.

I wish Captain Planet didn't have Heart as a power.

Granted. The fifth ring is now "Naked Pictures of Your Mom's Saggy Ass"

I wish Glenn Beck didn't have a mouth

Done. He now speaks through his ass. ...Oh, wait...

I wish I didn't need to put fuel in my car to drive it.

Granted! Now all cars have no gas ports and can't run anymore.

I wish you wished I wished for you to wish that I wished that you had a wish.

MukatKiKaarn wrote:

Done. He now speaks through his ass. ...Oh, wait...

My day = Made


Granted, but due to the confusing nature of your wish, it was simplified to "I wish...you had a wish" meaning I get your wish >:3

I wish I could hatch a shiny Aron.

Granted! You get a -5 Shiny Sword called Aron.

I wish I all toasters toast toasts.

Granted, but they all burn and taste ashy.

I wish for a Treehouse that had tons of cool stuff in it.

Granted, but it's at the top of the tallest tree in the universe. Good luck reaching it!

I wish my computer had unlimited RAM

The electrical requirement for infinite memory causes half the country to suffer from blackouts. Riots ensue.

I wish I had a watermelon!

Granted! It's a melon made of water, so you can't hold it.

I wish, it's a machine code.

Granted! You become data and accidentally implode yourself into the third dimension when you divide yourself by zero.

I wish for the blessings of the Heavy Metal gods!

Granted; the Heavy Metal Gods are actually gods of literal heavy metal, so they drop a ton of lead on your head.

I wish that this headache I'm sure to get from mowing the grass won't happen.

Granted! Due to a time/space warp, you never mowed the grass and your headache never happened! Granted, the grass is a bit overgrown now, though...

I wish I could instantly wash and dry all of my laundry.

Granted, but the process makes your clothes thin and fragile like paper. And it itches to wear it. Badly.

I wish I never made another typo again.

Granted but you forget how to spell.


I wish for a pet python.

Granted, but it grows too big and constricts you till death.

I wish Rock said something else besides "Rock".

He now only says, "Your Mom."

I wish I had more talent.

Granted, but that talent is farting the alphabet, which is utterly repulsive.

I wish for a coconut cream pie.

Granted, but you have to go to Racoon City to get it.

I wish I had a Tanukki Suit.

Granted, I hope you have fun being raped by furries.

I wish I had my dignity back.