GAME: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but it was returned in a really bad conditon.

I wish I knew everyting.

Granted, but everything isn't what it's cracked up to be and you get bored quick.

I wish for my own pet monkey.

Granted, but he sleeps in your ass every night.

I wish people actually read my work.

Granted. But their feedback will be sent in a language that you don't know XD

I wish I can be better at drawing ^^

Granted; but no one looks at your work.

I wish a had more money.

Granted! You have more counterfeit money!

I wish there was mustard-flavored potato chips.

Granted but they are mustard gas flavoured.

I wish I had a better work ethic.

granted, but your new work ethics get you promoted to a position that has you work too much, putting you in a chronic stress triggered coma for the rest of your life.

i wish i could eat whatever i wanted, whenever i wanted, without having to worry about money, eating healthy or what other people might think.

Granted! You died of obesity!

I wish Highlander II was a worthy sequel.

Granted but the first Highlander now sucks.

I wish I had a regular sleeping pattern.

Granted, but now you sleep through the weekend.

Oh, how I wish to be rid of this writer's block.

Granted. Now you only have a Lego Block that keeps you from leaving your room.

I wish I was a Jedi.

Granted but there is no such thing as the force or lightsabers.

I wish I had free entry to every bar and club in the city I live.

Granted, but they've all been turned into Gay bars.


I wish I had super powers.

Granted, but your super power is Heart.

I wish I could kill the Ultimate Chimera.

Granted, but you are trapped in an alternate dimension afterwards...

I wish I was a nice person.

Granted but you become too nice and people walk all over you.

I wish I had more patience.

Granted. But you always have to start again and again your work XD

I wish I become more active in real life ^^

Granted but the day you go out for a run you are hit by a truck.

I wish I had more time.

Granted! You have an extra second!

I wish for nothing more in the world than for you to live, Atreyu!

Granted. A meteor will hit into the Earth, and the only one who is alive is Atreyu!

I wish my dog stop staring at me with her puppy eyes

Granted, now it is a cat.

I wish there was an unlimited supply of Coke Cola for me to drink.

Granted. But it's all flat and hot.

I wish my computer was top of the line and had terrific security settings.

Granted, but it costs more than one million dollars.

I wish I didn't have indigestion after eating dairy heavy meals.

Granted. You spontaneously combust now.

I wish OoT wasn't so overrated.