Easiest way to annoy a Naga

I can picture it now, I see a Naga with a hard earned-lunch screaming for help, I run up, grab the person as they they are about to be eaten, and kick 'em halfway across Felarya with my hyperdrive kick. I turn around, shout: "YEAH!!!" and run off laughing like a complete idiot.

Tell her your going to make her into a wallet.

Komandr2465 wrote:

Tell her your going to make her into a wallet.

We're looking to annoy them, not piss them off.

Be a dridder.

Ask them where the zip is on their lower half?

Ask her if she'd like to go for a walk or just kick it by the beach. Or maybe you should just run around laughing and saying, "Look what I can do!"

hahaha XD

*Anna swallows me, so I get out speaker phone so she can hear me from outside*

"Hello, I am Anna's stomach, I am huge, round and flabby"

"Anna, this is your stomach speaking!...Fill me with gold and magical objects!....the teleporting kind preferably"

"Just because you swallowed me is no excuse to belch like that, young lady!"

"Hahahaha! I caused you get hiccups!"

"Seriously, stop with the hiccuping, It's making me queasy in here"

"I am going to get my gun out and create some ulcers!"

"Hey Anna? Is it okay if I smoke in here? I didn't see a sign.....I take that frustrated grumble as a yes"

"Gurgle gurgle gurgle! Rumbly squishy squish squish!.......your stomach really does make a alot of noise doesn't it, Anna?"

"Pssst....Anna, where do you keep the bathroom in here?"

"Can't find the bathroom! I'll just do it here okay?" *Whistles as he does his business*

"............Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......Hey Anna......"

"...La la la-la la la,
Sing a happy song.
La la la-la la la,
Smurf your whole day long...."

"Anna,
Girl, before you go now,
I want you to know, now,
That I still love you so,
But if he loves you mo',
Go with him......"

"I am going to haunt this place after I've died!"

Cast a Grease spell on yourself, so that every time the Naga tries to grab you, you can just slip out of her grasp. Then taunt her about her not being able to hold you

Or if it's Vivian, just tell her that she's ugly. That her skin is too pale, her eyes look strange, her boobs are too big, and her tail is too boring

Or merely show off your 100% authentic snakeskin boots off to them.

Tell her, at length, about the new generic giant predator character you've just written and demand feedback!

"Pssst.....Hey Crisis! Wanna hear a joke?

There was this magic lake, right.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette Naga slithered up to the lake and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead Naga slithered up to the lake and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in too.

Then the next day a blond naga slithered up to the lake and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in."

Walk up to any female, be they Human sized predator or not, and start asking for their age, weight, and when they're due.

Oh, and if they don't know their weight, ask if they'd like you to weigh them and find out.

DarkOne wrote:

"Pssst.....Hey Crisis! Wanna hear a joke?

There was this magic lake, right.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette Naga slithered up to the lake and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead Naga slithered up to the lake and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in too.

Then the next day a blond naga slithered up to the lake and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in."

*adds to list of funny ways to kill oneself*

"Pssssttt......Hey Garnet, Other Nagas think it's really really polite if you slap them in the face! They will like you then!"

Step 1: start a socail club and invite everyone you don't like

Step 2: Under the cover of the socail club, give everyone there lots of drinks that have been laced with LSD

Step 3: Lead the now high group to the nearest Naga and tell them that she stole all of their Bellybuttons

Step 4: They won't be in the right mind to argue, will walk right up to her to complain and get eaten in the process.

Step 5: Giggle from a safe distance as the Naga becomes high on LSD

Step 6: If you are really daring, go up to the Naga while on her LSD trip, and tell her that the 'Potato Salad People' are trying invade her brain and that the way to stop them is to suck her own tail

"Hey, Anna?...It smells like shit in here, you been eating shit? You a shit eater? I know you've been eating shit!"

Attach traffic cones to her face.

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Give Lea a trick cigarette that explodes when lit to give to Anna. With any luck, the cigarette will go boom in Anna's face, Anna will eat Lea in her anger, Crisis will lose it because Anna ate Lea, and we'll have a wonderful amount of chaos.

Tell Katrika Anna has found true love with someone else-then RUN!

Zoekin-3 wrote:

Tell Katrika Anna has found true love with someone else-then RUN!

Or just kidnap one of her kids, be it Kitty or that adopted slug girl Tanny I believe her name is, and tell her you did it. Or heck, just threaten/hurt a kid in front of her. Or steal her diary and show it to Vivian, Crisis, and Anna.

Her name is Tam.

I don't think she'd get angry as much as embarrased if Vivian or Crisis read her diary.

psionicly teleport out of their mouths and onto their nose. then cry "Gitty up!"

Easiest way I can think of to annoy a naga is to get Deadpool acquaint a naga.