Felarya rumors

It is said that if you wander in the Sunfall Thicket long enough, you might hear a soft, sensual feminine voice singing a beautiful tune somewhere in the dark distance. No matter how alluring, how pleasing to the ears, you must go back and never try and track the source, or you shall never be found again. Some believe this siren song comes from the goddess Luban herself, forever calling for victims to sate her never-ending hunger. Others that it may be some devious spirit, luring adventurers to a most horrible death. Whatever the case, it is certainly a fate no one wants to find out..

I heard that Nemyra squints whenever she sees someone makes a good move such as a trap or tactic against a strong opponent.

On certain nights, when Felarya's dimensional magic sucks in multiple full moons, something strange happens. No-one remembers what happens on these nights, but when a friend of mine woke up in the jungle the next morning, he smelt "odd" and had 'Vivan; 5555 6784' written on the back of his hand.

Recently an exploration team returned to Negav, while their numbers were more than halved the survivors told a strange story of a failed predator attack on their group. The predator, who was believed to be a naga, was covered in unusually large bruises; seconds after making her appearance the naga collapsed and died; blood reportedly seen flowing from her mouth, nose and other orifices. A biologist leading the exploration claimed the naga died of 'sever and rapid' internal haemorrhaging but the cause she could not identify. The lack of evidence beyond the story itself has lead many to believe they were exagerating or out right lying. Those who believe the group's story speculate that the naga had recently been in a fight with another predator, yet no evidence was given of other wounds that accompanied the bruises which could be attributed to a fight. The biologist who reported the group's story has since disappeared.

On a side note, that guy over there told me this.

"There is a gaint-sized café just out of the Isolon Eye's range, right on the banks of the Shard river, where predators AND prey go to eat. Seriously, they even serve tinies there. Nobody is allowed to eat each other. Tinies, regular sized folks, giant preds, all sitting in the same building together and having a meal. Why is nobody eating each other? 'Cause the lady who runs the place is a giant dridder who doesn't take kindly to patrons eating other customers."

Yeah, I don't believe him either, man

Jætte_Troll wrote:

Kevin Costner is the bane of mermaids everywhere. If a mermaid throws a Kevin Costner at another mermaid, it is beyond offensive. In fact, Kevin Costner is the bane of most aquatic life on Felarya - he is, unfortunately, at the top of the oceans food chains.

A man in one of Negav's bars once told me he was saved by a blonde naga with different coloured eyes. He later added (after the third serving wench had slapped him) that if it was any other blonde naga, I was to run like the wind.

I friend once told me that calling a vampire "Sparkly" is the second worst possible insult to give them. Apparently something like that is grounds for an immediate fight to the death. So far no-one has been brave enough to use the worst, calling them "Edward Cullen".

I heard that Kortiki town isn't just a good place to trade...those who made it back alive talk about what a thriving cultural center it is. Lots of poems, music, art...really amazing stuff.

I heard my friend mention something about some spiky-haired stranger with a blank stare trying to promote some new kind of sport in Negav. I think he said the guy called it "Anna-tipping", or some weird name like that. It's supposed to be some endurance race or something, sort of like track-and-field. I wonder what sort of prizes the winners get...

I heard someone talking about the Guardians - how they're living Gods.

Someone in the corner said that the inverse could be true then - that the Gods are dead Guardians. But that's crazy. You can't kill a Guardian - right?

I heard that Vivian's breasts have a permanent hypnotism spell cast on them. This would explain why people cannot resist them. People refer to them as the Hypno Boobs.

* From what I've heard, an allu's personality is dependent on what kind of mask they wear.

* I heard that a famous artist, Kar' Bo, is one of the few humans to have not only once, but repeatedly, come into close contact with the great predators of Felarya without being noticed. Apparently Kar Bo' views them as good artistic models.

Apparently, carrying an orange around with you is a surefire way to drive off Edgar dragons. Nothing rhymes with orange, after all . . . no I haven't tried it, you idiot.

Putting two mirrors so that they face each other during Mirror Day is possibly the worst thing you could ever do. No one is sure what would happen, but they are sure it would be absolutely catastrophic.

Once in a while the Akaptor Desert will have a sandstorm. No one has ever come out of one alive so far, so it's assumed it may pull you into the past . . . permanently.

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Once in a while the Akaptor Desert will have a sandstorm. No one has ever come out of one alive so far, so it's assumed it may pull you into the past . . . permanently.

I made an idea with that. Said sandstorm warp you to a random point in the desert.

I've seen a lot of people selling "fairies' milk" in Negav. Regardless if it's actually milk from fairies, its apparently highly addictive and has hallucinogenic properties...

Ah, sorry then, sean.

On another note:

Sometimes at the edge of the Miragia Forest, you'll see a dirt road headed into the woods. NEVER, EVER follow it. No one who has headed out along this road has ever been seen or heard from again.

Pred rumor:

If you stop eating humans and nekos and things like that for a while, you can actually get closer to Negav than usual. That way you can grab some snacks that won't be expecting you, head back out of range, and have a nice big feast.The waiting actually makes them taste better!

I heard that predators won't attack pirates on the Topazial Sea!

But apparently, they can somehow tell if you're just pretending to be a pirate...

I heard some tomthumb and neera rights activists are up in arms over some of the pizzerias in Negav. Apparently they have the option to include live tinies as pizza toppings. I'd imagine those places would be pretty popular with nekos.

I thought I heard that some Nekos were protesting the possibility of denying them an important cultural need with restrictions to eating tinies.

( gotta have two sides, right?)

There have been reports of extremely loud gunshots 60 miles west of safe harbor. The gun causing this sound is unknown.
- There are reports of a soldier living in the jungle for nearly 50 years!
- there is reports of entire mercenary platoons disappearing 120 miles north west of safe harbor, when investigated all that’s found is shell casings, huge foot prints, blood stains, and drag marks. Of those who do return are badly wounded and mumble incoherently about a figure with icy blue eyes.
- at night there are strange things flying around the Giant tree, also reports of Troops marching and tank tracks in the jungle have also been seen... though the design of the tracks and boots used is not like anything seen before.....

Newfound adventurer
"only the hussars have been seen taking an epic attempts to rodeo kensha beast', think that's where they get there name from? *chuckles*"

* While quite a few of Lady Lesona's personal army, the Saidakin, are said to be quite honorable and well-intentioned, some others are considered to be far less trustworthy. These ones are said to be ruthless criminals from New Chargate Prison. Literally the worst of the worst, they are said to have been offered the "opportunity" to serve Lady Lesona, in lieu of being executed for their crimes or rotting in jail for the rest of their immortal lives.

Archmage_Bael wrote:

I thought I heard that some Nekos were protesting the possibility of denying them an important cultural need with restrictions to eating tinies.

( gotta have two sides, right?)

(It's amazing what pops into your head when you're sitting alone in a Pizza Hut before work.)

A strange grizzled man in a bar once told me that his Entire platoon was killed by one man. “No matter how many fucking bullets we fired into him he just wouldn’t die"' he told me after downing his 3rd beer." 18 guys we were, sent to kill one man , we find his house and then one of my squad mates triggers a booby trap and we ran, the big guy showed up and just picked us off, one by one, we found our platoon leader dead and mangled like a friggin yautja took trophies, I barely escaped with my life from the Jungle" he said to me and pulled down his shirt to show me a scar he had gotten from the thing, " I still have the knife it threw at me" he said and pulled out a throwing knife that was Huge, it had смерти для всех, кто выступает против Родины inscribed in it. It was very balanced and seriated both ways like it was meant to be thrown by a guy at least 11ft tall. After that he had his 7th beer and left, I never heard from him again.

There are reports of miners being knocked off a mountain top and into the mouths of harpies. Some miners claim to have seen the person that has done this act. They call him "the giant". They also claim to hear the sounds of A-10s flying over the city but so far none of the current factions have claimed responsibility...
It is believed that there is one bar in the city where a giant 10ft6 Russian looking man comes to drink, once a week though the bartender won’t say much but patrons say that the man always pays in ascarlin and anyone who raises trouble is seeming thrown through the same wall or window. Other patrons say he’s a super soldier at least 10ft6 and is the heaviest drinker in the whole city. Even others claim that they have tried to drink the vodka he carries with him... He always offers a very small cup, one sip and BOOM insta-drunk, two sips KO.