Felarya rumors

gt500x wrote:

"A researcher of destroyed civilizations claims to have found a piece of artwork in each of the ruins that he has visited. Each artwork depicts what he claims is the last day in the life of their respective civilizations, and in every single one there is a squirrel hidden somewhere in the background looking towards the viewer. Every single one!" - biologist, Sophethia Kybelis

hahaha XD

Y'know, a lot of you have some interesting stories.

I think I have one you might find interesting. I took a look into the supposed 'immortality' of those who live in Felarya. I later found out that those who live past their life expectancy go missing around 5 years past their expected date of death. Rumor has it that they say before vanishing that they had an irresistible urge to go to the giant tree...

Some guy even came up with this crazy theory that there they are consumed by a predator, and then reincarnated into a creature one link higher in the food chain! Just because he saw a Dridder that looked like his missing wife. Whoever said that has obviously been out here waaaay too long...

*starts twirling index finger next to ear whilst cross eyed*

Well, woulda been one hell of a poor bastard if that really was his wife. He told me one week ago he had found out where she lived and decided to go see her, despite my warnings. Haven't heard from him since.

"Due to the phenomenon that transformed Anna, she now has supernatural powers; her strength and appetite are limited only by her anger level!"

I heard a rumor that a human stumbled into Chordoni Waterfalls, and not only got out with her life, but also received several protective enchantments from Vivian. Supposedly, she showed Vivian the design for something called the "Wonderbra".

EdgedWeapon wrote:

 I heard a rumor that a human stumbled into Chordoni Waterfalls, and not only got out with her life, but also received several protective enchantments from Vivian. Supposedly, she showed Vivian the design for something called the "Wonderbra".

Lies. Why the hell would Vivian want clothing of any sort? You've had too much to drink. What else you got to say? Crisis turned vegetarian?

people have been saying theyve seen a potato with wires in it and it talked to them

Jade once shared her lunch with a group of travelers before they parted ways. To this day, "a giant's lunch" is still a popular term to use for a feast that lasts several days.

Edit: thanks to Keroko for help with grammar editing.

"A realm of darkness where neither angels nor demons dare tread, this labyrinth of hopelessness is called the Evernight Forest. Each soul brave enough to venture there in belongs to Demechrelle, and the sleeping Queen of darkness renders a smile upon their arrival. " - Heseodorus

HeavenlessStar wrote:

"A realm of darkness where neither angels nor demons dare tread, this labyrinth of hopelessness called the Evernight Forest and each soul brave enough to venture there in belongs to Demechrelle, and the sleeping Queen of darkness renders a smile upon their arrival. " - Heseodorus


...grammar check please ;

"A realm of darkness where neither angels nor demons dare tread, this labyrinth of hopelessness is called the Evernight Forest, and each soul brave enough to venture there in belongs to Demechrelle, and the sleeping Queen of darkness renders a smile upon their arrival. " - Heseodorus

Or with a slight restructuring to reduce the runalong senstence:

"A realm of darkness where neither angels nor demons dare tread, this labyrinth of hopelessness is called the Evernight Forest. Each soul brave enough to venture there in belongs to Demechrelle, and the sleeping Queen of darkness renders a smile upon their arrival. " - Heseodorus

"Someone supposedly saw Vivian sprout legs and walk around when she thought she was alone. If that's true it could mean her naga form is actually just an illusion." o.o

Edit: I almost forgot...

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets a meal."

Edit 2: "There's a young warrioress out there by the name of Bia Terme who can supposedl out drink a giant! They call her the queen of beer and bar fights." xD

HeavenlessStar wrote:

"Someone supposedly saw Vivian sprout legs and walk around when she thought she was alone. If that's true it could mean her naga form is actually just an illusion." o.o

Or maybe the legs were an illusion.

We can never be sure of anything involving Vivian again.

Anime-Junkie wrote:

HeavenlessStar wrote:

"Someone supposedly saw Vivian sprout legs and walk around when she thought she was alone. If that's true it could mean her naga form is actually just an illusion." o.o

Or maybe the legs were an illusion.

We can never be sure of anything involving Vivian again.

Vivian's as unpredictable on the battlefield as she is during sex.

Archmage_Bael wrote:

Anime-Junkie wrote:

HeavenlessStar wrote:

"Someone supposedly saw Vivian sprout legs and walk around when she thought she was alone. If that's true it could mean her naga form is actually just an illusion." o.o

Or maybe the legs were an illusion.

We can never be sure of anything involving Vivian again.

Vivian's as unpredictable on the battlefield as she is during sex.

...

I don't wanna know how you know what she's like during sex.

Iamawesome789 wrote:

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I don't wanna know how you know what she's like during sex.

You sure?

"If ever you are about to be eaten, and you be still and listen carefully, you can hear the mocking harpies laughing." - some drunk

Archmage_Bael wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

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I don't wanna know how you know what she's like during sex.

You sure?

Very. Now please allow me to drink in peace without having to listen to a horrible and potentially perverted story.

Iamawesome789 wrote:

Very. Now please allow me to drink in peace without having to listen to a horrible and potentially perverted story.

Oh we won't tell you details, but I will say this:

Spoiler:

Have fun with that image.

Sehoolighan wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

Very. Now please allow me to drink in peace without having to listen to a horrible and potentially perverted story.

Oh we won't tell you details, but I will say this:

Spoiler:

Have fun with that image.

...

*vomits*

Iamawesome789 wrote:

Sehoolighan wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

Very. Now please allow me to drink in peace without having to listen to a horrible and potentially perverted story.

Oh we won't tell you details, but I will say this:

Spoiler:

Have fun with that image.

...

*vomits*

Alternatively...

Spoiler:

Wait, that would be wrong...

Stabs wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

Sehoolighan wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

Very. Now please allow me to drink in peace without having to listen to a horrible and potentially perverted story.

Oh we won't tell you details, but I will say this:

Spoiler:

Have fun with that image.

...

*vomits*

Alternatively...

Spoiler:

Wait, that would be wrong...

I don't wanna even begin imagining what it would be like if there were two of her... They'd probably- ...

*vomits again*

Iamawesome789 wrote:

I don't wanna even begin imagining what it would be like if there were two of her... They'd probably- ...

*vomits again*

Hang on, hang on. Maybe you won't vomit with this explanation of what Vivian does in her free time.

Spoiler:

Stabs wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

I don't wanna even begin imagining what it would be like if there were two of her... They'd probably- ...

*vomits again*

Hang on, hang on. Maybe you won't vomit with this explanation of what Vivian does in her free time.

Spoiler:

Now you're making it sound like a gam- ...

...

.................

.....................................

Nope, got nothin' left to throw up. They sell ramen here?

Legend has it that Déméchrelle is saturated with magic energy to the point where fondling her boobs grants one very powerful magic. No one knows where this rumor came from. But it does explain some abnormally powerful creatures around Felarya.

Stabs wrote:

Iamawesome789 wrote:

I don't wanna even begin imagining what it would be like if there were two of her... They'd probably- ...

*vomits again*

Hang on, hang on. Maybe you won't vomit with this explanation of what Vivian does in her free time.

Spoiler:

OMG OMG, Please please let me forget this horrible image! It's just too disturbing to contemplate!

*Runs over and starts chugging any sort of alcohol he can get his hands on just to forget!*