Classic Felarya quotes

Grave wrote:

"Wow! Look at all those hotties over there waving at you!" ~Human adventurer

"Yea.... we call it death row...." ~Mantoid male


And now for another fairy joke!

"My wife made me go spelunking last night....." ~ Human male

"Wait....what? How did....." ~ Another human

"She's a fairy." ~ Human male

"Ohhhhhhhhh....." ~Another human

This has been your random warning against marrying a fairy.

that joke is too funny good one, keep em coming

Imperial scout trooper AW-159 is my character in case anyones wondering

I still dont under stand why we dont all have rocket launchers : Imperial Scout Trooper AW-159 stationed on felarya

I just love these binocular lenses : Imperial Scout Trooper AW-159 investigating some activity near the Chordoni Waterfalls

"It's raining 'you's and 'me's out there!" -A Neko to an Inu during an especially rough thunderstorm.

The sad thing is this isn't close to being the worst quote here :B

"Did that bush just move? O.o"- a normal naga after seeing a human in a Ghillie suit.

"200 days.... 200 days I've watched my men kill and be killed one by one untill I was the last one left.... 200 days I have been in this beutifal, hellish land...200 days. Now I am alone, scared, numb, and hunted. It is as if though I had been sent to hell without dying, If this isn't Damnation then nothing is. Now I wait with rifle in hand for the grim reaper to try to take my breath, And before I go. Before I die I swear Before Almighty god I will settle the score and pass into the night."- entry in Captian Issac's personal Journal, during his 200th day in Felarya.

luke i dont want to sound mean and all but...

do you sometimes talk about something else than war/guns/hell/god?

Krisexy26 wrote:

luke i dont want to sound mean and all but...

do you sometimes talk about something else than war/guns/hell/god?

yeah I do some times.sorry about that, Its just that Life has not been very kind to me and far too often does my past come to back to haunt me . But yeah your right about being concerend with me talking about that stuff too often. Now to show something lighter for a change

"Man Now thats A Nice Veiw."-605th soldier Looking out a a Telascope pointed at Chordoni waterfalls.
"Hey why did it just get dark all the sudden?"- an adventurer who Has Vivian behind him.
"Now thats what I call Platforming"- a cookie for anyone who knows where this came from.


"Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."- Unkown

luke112 wrote:

"Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."- Unkown

That's from V for Vore, right?

You do realize said said alliterate lines are already affixed in another forum area.

Stabs wrote:

luke112 wrote:

"Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."- Unkown

That's from V for Vore, right?

Vendetta my friend, Vendetta

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Dude, why the trollface?


Just messing with ya a little, Luke. This is for Felarya quotes, not for any quote you like- as I think we told you before. I know the acre of alliteration is awesome, I watched the movie too, but it does not pertain to Felarya in ANY way.


Be more careful.

sorry about that :/

"Seriously Spider-Pig? Who the hell come's up with this stuff?!" -Random Dridder after eating a human who managed to convince said Dridder to watch the "Simpsons Movie" and not making it past "Spider-Pig" scene.

"Join me on my magnificent quest to traverse the jungle slay a giant and save the princess and gain untold fortunes in an untamed land of danger and beauty!" - Billy "The Hero" poster on the Planet Akrob 9 next to a portal leading to the Ur-Sagolian portal.

"And that is why you always travel in groups of no fewer then five and no more then ten." An Isolon Fist Sergent after leading a small group into the borders outside of the Isolon Eye for some quality 'hands on' training. At avoidance and detection of some of the more smaller and more commonly encountered threats found in Felarya.

"And they said I was an idiot to bring a red tent. Sucks to be you guys!" - Adventurer, sole survivor of a night time ambush in the Jungle of Perils, questionable jerk

"While normally there is no kill like overkill, I'll settle for just "kill" here. I like not dying and, short of a Rocket Launcher, I'm not winning a fight. In fact, fuck it. Screw "kill", I'll just take "not dying" and shut up." - EX-adventurer

"I used to be an adventurer like you but then i took a bloodclaw ape to the knee. Now I just sit here and gaurd the wall."- Negavian wall gaurd to a adventurer.

"There are four laws that a fisherman must follow: 1, Dont taunt a mermaid; 2, Dont taunt a Chlaena; 3, DO NOT taunt the Octopus, just dont; 4, Never believe you are above Murphy's Law. You will be promply put back in place if you do." A wise Fisherman.

luke112 wrote:

"Now thats what I call Platforming"- a cookie for anyone who knows where this came from.

Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Greyman wrote:

luke112 wrote:

"Now thats what I call Platforming"- a cookie for anyone who knows where this came from.

Conker's Bad Fur Day.

no, I was mentioning a felarya comic that one of the community members made on Deviant Art. Its a funny comic. I cant give you any more hints.

"being in harpy turf during mating season is as I put it 'rough'. Trust me I've been abducted 3004 times over a span of 7 years. Half of them occured in the same mating season. Now I turly know what the term 'Man handle' means. "- 1st lieutenant Tappy, 605th FCRD, 8th battlion, 5th company, 1st platoon, 2nd sqaud.

"Dude, it's a lamia" -An idiot who went looking for his car but found a Naga instead

"why in the hell do we have to be stationed in the middle of a damn desert? and carrying all this f*&^ing gear does help me at all with the heat.why?" Pfc Jermor, 605th FCRD trooper.

"quit gripepin about it. it could be worst, you could have been one of the unlucky sob's who got the unlucky number and got their sorry asses stationed in Torrential Coast"-SSgt Reeves 605th FCRD, in response to the above statement by Pfc Jermor

"Has Melany fallen in love with a knight? She's obviously smitten with someone, possibly even a human. I mean, she won't shut up about a fellow called Sir Mix-a-lot."

"Mommy, where does the sky end?" - a curious young harpy (quote translated)

"Hey, would you be offended if I called you a smelly, gap toothed knuckle dragger?" - a harpy trying to get acquainted with someone of another species.

ohh I like those two a lot XD
they seem totally in characters, one for the small curious harpy and the other for the grown up curious harpy

"My god, if it's true that a naga has become addicted to eating smokers and can sniff one out from hundreds of miles away, then we are royally ******!" - an adventurer who has finally found the motivation to quit smoking.

Yeah, Anna's realized that eating smokers can give her the nicotine fix she so desperately needs. xD

"We are not food" - A bard single-handedly saving his entire party from a mermaid with a glibness spell.