2000 Untrue Felarya Character Facts

Same as the other 2000... thread, except this time for your characters and alter egos. Same rules except for the rule about not making up facts about yourself. Go wild.

-YOU CAN ALSO USE THOSE ON THE WIKI TOO-

1. Crisis is actually part Welsh.

(see?)

2) Menyssan prefers video games to chess.

3) Jacob is not an ass. Deep down he only wants to be loved.
4) Slyte hates blood. Can't stand the sight of it.
5) Cjal prefers the comforts of home.
6) Jergit is the smartest of the team.
7) Paul will be the first to die.
8 ) Quara is a nymphomaniac.
9) Christian's a religious zealot.
10) Baen loves him some alien snu-snu.

11) Vivian was created when a portal opened directly from Felarya to /d/ by Vivian herself from Felarya when she discovered the Internet. Therefore, Vivian is a sexy paradox as well as a sexy predator.
12) The fairy Melany is actually part dragon, explaining her antlers instead of anennae. Apparently she's inherited her ancestors' cross-species playfulness...
13) Anko doesn't eat mermaids for the sake of eating mermaids, she simply can't decide whether she wants to eat humans or fish; mermaids are just a compromise.
14) All Gunther really wants is a hug.

15) Numa dislikes eating people because they taste foul.

16) Banzai Samurai says: I have a small cameo appearance in Red Alert 3.

17. There's no need to panic during feeding frenzies, since Felarya is tourist friendly.

18. Nekos love it when you twist their ears.
19) Nekos love it when you pull their tails.
20) Nekos love it when Crisis comes to visit.
21) Nagas never eat nekos because they think they are boring prey.
22) Dridders have always been in an unfailing alliance with Nagas.

23) Dryads are heavy smokers.

24) Anna loves it when people surprise her with a BIG hug when she's working. Try it!

25) Angels prefer to be called Engels, but Sie wollen Engel Nicht sein, wenn sie sterben.

26 ) Anna Haet Pizza!
27 ) Jhon created Felaryan version of 4chan, putting Vivian forever in his debt.
28 ) Drayla secretly loves eating fairies, but she's careful to cover it up when she does.
29 ) Nemrya can actually understand Qaaz and gets along quite well with him in person.

30) Anna doesn't mind people smoking around her.

31) What the Wiki doesn't tell us about Aya is that she'll also eat humans if you attempt to hug her for being so damn cute, what with the flower and all...

32) Speaking of which, how does that flower resize when she grows?

Tanya and Terror are actually girlfriends

34. Terror is actually a pothead

35. Aurora is so strong because she's an olympic weightlifter.

36. Ryla believes in God.

37. Lynn dislikes the taste of nagas.

38. The person Drayla once shared a link with was a fellow plant named Audrey II.

39. Temi regularly watches Jurassic Fight Club every Wednesday.

40. Crisis isn't naturally blonde. She just dyes her hair.

41) Vivian used to be a guy named George

42) When in a financial pinch Umbrella Man doubles as the Repo-Man.

43) Ryla hates bugs.

44) Terror is actually an angel in disguise.

45) Namesta isn't really all that fond of Crisis. She's just pretending to avoid someone else's attention

(I do hope this hasn't been used...)

46) Menyssan is actually planning to go on a diet.

47) Most Felaryans are vegetarians.

48 ) Fiona is really Crisis's long lost younger sister.

49) Renita is actually Anna's daughter by a wandering Fire Naga who got her drunk one night with the aid of a truckload of ciggerettes and burbon.

50 ) Ryla is actually a Guardian!

I knew there was something suspicious about Ryla!

51. Terror enjoys Thai Food.

GREGOLE wrote:

40. Crisis isn't naturally blonde. She just dyes her hair.

Lol the world would stop XD

52. The most advanced thing Anna ever made was an electric toothbrush.

53. Katrika has a crush on her creator, Zoekin, but covers it up by crushing on Anna.

54. Masurao actually wants to kill his "love," Rua. He wants revenge on her for eating him when they first met.

55. Rua secretly hates Masurao's taste.

56. Velvet loves salt.