Felarya rumors

Predator Rumors: The reason Drayla the Dryad sleeps so much is because she's learning how to sleep and talk to other Dryads over The Network. Apparently, it's great training for what she calls "multitasking" whatever that means.

My friend mermaid found a tree bearing strange fruits that smelled really bad, but looked delicious. However, her attempts to hold them and eat them were very painful because they were covered in thorn. Later, she saw the humans harvest the fruits. How can they eat these spiky crops?

These annoying Jaykay are becoming a nuisance! My friend over Chidokai Forest can't catch any Human because of them. She says that they keep screaming "It's a trap!" when the Humans get close to her mouth and they immediately run away! Sometimes they distract me when I'm hunting by repeating that phrase over and over!

Sean Okotami wrote:

Predator Rumor: When non-aquatic races want to cross to sea, they usually give something to a mermaid who will provide them with oxygen. I heard it involves a lot of kissing.

that one would be more a human rumor I believe XD

Maybe.

There is an old man hiding in Negav who supposedly can make any objects out of hard to obtain minerals (such as Pyrium Cobalt, Ascarlin, Arachnium and Tempezium) all of which he has already collected before hand. The catch: the client must be slightly insane and bring proof of his lunacy... usually things like a dridder's fang, harpy's feather or a mermaid scale. Due to the fact that no one knows where to find this man, most explorers find this to be nothing but an urban myth... but due to the fact some of the bandits outside the gates have been weilding peculiar weapons as of late.

Predator Rumor: Some of my harpy friends have seen a unknown flying creature hovering over the forest at night. They described it as a shiny silver turtle shell that keeps spinning and eats smaller creatures by using some sort of quiet air magic to lift them off the ground into it's shiny mouth on the bottom of it, afterwards it zoomed away faster than they could fly.

I heard that while fairies usually have a light build and have sub par strength, they possess a grip tighter than an hydraulic press.

Sean Okotami wrote:

Predator Rumor: When non-aquatic races want to cross to sea, they usually give something to a mermaid who will provide them with oxygen. I heard it involves a lot of kissing.

I had a dream last night. It involved that rumour...

Anime-Junkie wrote:

Sean Okotami wrote:

Predator Rumor: When non-aquatic races want to cross to sea, they usually give something to a mermaid who will provide them with oxygen. I heard it involves a lot of kissing.

I had a dream last night. It involved that rumour...

You need to play a certain game that never came In America to understand it.

Nya, I don't know if this is already said somewhere, but here goes... ^^;

"In Felarya, instead of thumb-wrestling, the women tongue-wrestle."

I know, it's kinda dumb. ^^;

Anime-Junkie wrote:

Sean Okotami wrote:

Predator Rumor: When non-aquatic races want to cross to sea, they usually give something to a mermaid who will provide them with oxygen. I heard it involves a lot of kissing.

I had a dream last night. It involved that rumour...

Play Mother 3 :\

one day... a letter with a rumor was found on it... and this is what it reads...
"As I watch the naga named vivian, I realize how she can have so much sex, and not get pregnant... and the reason is..."
The letter ends there, but upon discovery, people just filled in the blanks with various ideas

They say that nekos like to chase harpies. Apparently, there was once a series of play skits involving a neko chasing a harpy, but often being outsmarted by the bird lady instead. There was also an elderly human lady as well as a muscular male inu that were often involved in the skits, too. ^.^ It was very popular in Negav theaters.

Warning, I was in a strange mood when I though the following up, so they're probably not nearly as funny or interesting as they should be.
Well, whatever.

Prof.Nekko wrote:

"...I realize how she can have so much sex, and not get pregnant... and the reason is..."

...because she has been made sterile from all the STDs she has?

Rumor: Vivian has every STD known to modern medical science... and ancient medical science... and in fact she has some STDs unknown to any science in the multiverse, and some that aren't found anywhere else other than in her. ^^;

Are ya sure? Her pubes looks relatively herpes-free... >___>;

Hmm, I thought I had a rumor to put up...

Ah yes!

They say that syrup made from Dryad sap is one of the healthiest confections on Felarya. Just good luck finding a dryad who'd comply.

From what I've heard, one of the members of the Ps'isol Magiocrats is actually a nephilim. Apparently she doesn't like talking about it.

Apparently the line of anti-predator sprays really work. The only problem apparently is that while they repel the species they're designed for, they attract all the others.

Rumor has it that the reason for why Nemyra hasn't removed the expansive tonorion hive next to her kingdom, for the sake of her fairy kin, is due to the fact that they are guarding an ancient and powerful artifact.

I've heard that Nemyra once dated Quaz... ya I don't believe this either.

It is said that one can get anything they want in the Negavian underworld. The black market their is exceptionally powerful and has many connections.

Glouteux's are so dumb that I've heard that one starved to death while trying to eat a whisper wisp.

Jasconius wrote:

I've heard that Nemyra once dated Quaz... ya I don't believe this either.

With so many rumors about her, she may start to get pissed off and deal with it XD

Rumor has it people are spreading rumors about Nemyra to test her wrath. So far it is believe to be working. But that's just a rumor.

The rumor that Felarya may possibly have a consciousness persists among fearful adventurers to this day. But only whispered is the insane belief that the tauric races might be the spawn of the world itself, brought to life with ravenous hunger to eliminate the humans that plague it so often..

According to some, the entire forest surrounding the giant tree may in fact be clones of it; each and everyone one of them sprouting from its runners.

There are rumors of giant Neko that was shrunk down to normal size but retained her strength from being a giant. The only thing anyone knows is that she wore an orange bandana around her neck. Some neko have been wearing orange bandanas in attemts to scare off predatos.

There's a rumour going around Negav that you can distract the naga Vivian by offering to take erotic photos of her. I don't know how effective it is for escaping her, but the guy who told me had some pretty convincing pictures.

Hehe being vain like she is this could well work XD

Well, imagine what would happen if the photographer messed up?

"Hey, I look fat in this one!"

"I uh.. I can try again..."

"Too bad honey, no second chances."

Anime-Junkie wrote:

Well, imagine what would happen if the photographer messed up?

"Hey, I look fat in this one!"

"I uh.. I can try again..."

"Too bad honey, no second chances."

XD that could so happen

Epic tavern thread is epic

Rumor has it that if you can out-badmouth a harpy, she'll let you go. No one has yet been able to do so.

Many people have seen unusual giant flowers in Bulvon wood. They seem to always have a human's arms sticking out of them. . .

For some reason, it is considered highly unlucky to carry large amounts of fruit through the Imoreith Tundra. Traveling with elves is similar. (credits to Aisu)

I heard a scientist was recently working on a way to fight slug girls. The SALINE CANNON MARK V, however, has not yet been perfected.

If you carry large amounts of alcohol into the Bach, your survival rate apparently rises by as much as 10%. No one is sure why.

* Man walks into a bar with 20 layers of clothes*
Everyone in bar: What the hell, man? *laughing*
Man: *turns red* What? I heard preds like to eat people naked!
*Bar goes silent*
Barkeep: He may have a point. . .

Nekos believe that there is a cursed gigantic house out in the forest. It purportedly has lots of tomthumbs to lure you in, but no one who goes in search of the hut has ever come back.

PR:

Some say Vivian has a fanbase among some humans in Negav and they will give live duikiers to any predator who can bring them Chordoni waterfall water that she's bathed in or pictures of her.

Supposedly there's a giant jar hidden some where in Felarya that has an unlimited supply of nekos, humans, elves, and other small prey items in it.

Anna likes it when you bring her the little metal and plastic things humans carry around.

Eating at least three humans a week is good for your digestion.

Eating lots of nekos will make your hair shiny and smooth.

* According to legend, there is an ancient net said to have been wielded by a near-mythical fairy hunter. It is said that it neutralizes the magical abilities of any fairy it catches. Its location has since been lost, possibly due to intervention by fairies, though some say it has been hidden deep within the Fairy Kingdom...

* A starship supposedly crashed into the Topazial sea a few weeks ago. A BIG starship. Apparently the local chlaenas are having a field day with exploring it.