Classic Felarya quotes

(Two adventures in the Forest of whispers, looking for a couple of raiders that stole their treasure)

Jack Jones: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
Cécile: It's just the wind.
Jack Jones: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?

gt500x wrote:

"Stark doesn't mind entering the darkness. In fact he's had a cup of coffee with her the morning after."

"If you happen to see Stark run by, run in the opposite direction because that's where trouble ISN'T."

"The only reason Stark hasn't been eaten yet is because he's Stark."

"Stark is the only one allowed to shout in the Forest of Whispers."

"Jade once tripped over a fallen tree while on patrol, luckily Stark was there to catch her."

(Stark belongs to AisuKaiko)

Aww, I'm flattered XD

Thanks for not being uptight about it. I love characters like Stark who have the Chuck Norris-ness about him. Whenever I get a story together, he's got to be mentioned at least once.

"'Cause even deaf people have heard of Stark."

Yeah that's right, somehow those jokes fit him quite well XD

"Excuse me, bitch, but do I look like a naga to you?" - Fenja

"Oh. Pit of Sacrifice. Heh. Who would have guessed?" -Fulmina

"You think a terrible incarnation of my deepest fear is enough to stop me?" - Fenja

I wonder well worth a shot.

"If it bleeds, we can kill it!" Arnold Predator

"Lady Lesona? Please, she's not that strong- GAK! URRK!! BLEARGH!!!" (dead) - Lady Lesona's 52nd detractor

"Baby nagas are quite cute, wouldn't you say?" - Mavrek Zeal, Feared Bandit King of Orelosk Plateau

"When I say every freaking thing will try to eat you here, I mean every... freaking... thing! The animals, the plants, even the f***ing ground itself will open up just to get a taste of you!" - Ian Simarek, Adventurer

"Rule 3,469: Do NOT poke sleeping nagas with sticks." - Felaryian Survival Guide

"On a first note, welcome to Felarya. On a second one, welcome to the bottom of the food chain." - Darzek Vontz, Chidokai Huntsman

"I am a servant of the Lady, her sword and shield. If she commanded it, I would die for her, and with pleasure. If you were to dishonor her, then by my hands will your death come. My life is insignificant, and hers to do with as she sees fit." - Ramsek Solaris, Saidakin

haha I really like those

As for Stark, mhh he could have a concurrent in the person of Endymion XD

Maybe in his younger days. ; )

"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? No, but Stark would still know about it."

"People are afraid to go into the Evernight Forest because it's too dark in there. Creatures of the Evernight Forest are afraid to come out because, 'It's too Stark out here."

"Ur-Sagol is a perfect example of why Stark doesn't get into bar fights with Guardians anymore."

"When Stark does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes Felarya down... into another dimension."

"The only thing Stark doesn't know is how one little fib got so out of hand."

(Stark belongs to AisuKaiko)

Ok, no more Stark jokes for me. I promise.

Randome line forgit were from....

"I don't eat people just food, like humans, nekos, littles and well any thing eals like that." -qoute random felarya pred.

"Man, that Lady Lesona is such a power-hungry bitch. But I heard that if you bad-mouth her she'll be after you so fast you don't even have time to finish your sente..."

Lol! I'll be thinking about that one all day.

"BLOODCLAWS RULE!" - Graffiti signal of one of several gangs in Negav

"Fairies are friends, not food." - Evareen, Fairy spellweaver apprentice
(or "Fairies are friends, not food. That's what my mum always said.")

"Rule 7: Fear the fairies." - Felaryian Survival Guide
(or "Fear the fay")

"Oh, so you say your a fairy hunter. Well it was nice knowing you." - Shaun Shearwood, Neko trader

"I wonder what he meant by 'our fairies are different around here'?" - John Hanson, Fairy hunter

"For the glory of the empire." - Seras Day, Vishmital reservist

"It is not wise to cross us, commander. You and your people fail to understand exactly what we are capable of. It is by our magic that this city and its people are kept safe, and by our authority that order is maintained. You Vishmitalians should know better than to try and oppose us." - Luminara Denoska, Ps'isol magiocrat councilwoman

What the fuck?! - Every single adventurer the moment they see a Felaryan creature.

Valdas: "Watch out for slime trails, we're in slug country."

vokyr soldier: "H-hey! My legs are caught in some sticky stuff! Help!"

Valdas: *walks by the stuck soldier* "Like I said, watch out for the slime trails..."

and the poor stuck sod is used as bait, because no one helps him. they just run, only to be eaten first probably. by the same slug girl.

"I'm here to kick ass and eat elves and I'm alllll outta elves." - Fenja

" As mercenaries we're psychopaths. We fight, we die, we travel, and we get rich. If u can't grasp the concept of denying self preservation for more goods from your contractors or employers, then what the hell are you even doing here,or should i say yo devotion to yo occupation.Yo might as well go in the forest and give yo worthless life to a predator who might actually be more useful to us then you ya damn spineless kid.Yo punkass kid, I promise , If you remain a horseman, all the fighting,hunting,and journeys will pay off, literally. Probably with a better income then you get from worlds outside this jungle hell hole or your homeworld. Its a job worth almost getting eaten for, that and the Hot bitches that try too eat you."Daniel Foresoon - FMRBC commissioner. Estronge Black Horse regiment officer."

"If it isn't eating me, I don't worry about it." - Thatris Jibbs, traveler

"One of the only things that keep me going in the morning is a nice hot cup of nekos" - random pred

"Ah, crap, you can't eat me now, I think I left the water on at the base!" - Eddie Nint, forgetful soldier

"Uh, Joe, that winged girl behind you? She's still drooling, but now she's a whoooole lot bigger." - random adventurer

"Yes, AAMI? I'd like to take a life insurance policy. Yes, I'm calling from Felarya. Hello? AAMI? Hello?"

A conversation between two travelers and a dridder hiding around a corner in ze ruins of Ur-Sagol:
Traveler 1: Finally made it. I told you there wasn't any preds around here, This is a perfect place to set up the dig.
Traveler 2: You sure? 'Cause I heard that some dridders might be living nearby.
Traveler 1: Relax, as long as we're qui- AHH SQUIRREL! *Runs*
*Few seconds earlier*
Dridder: *Whispers to herself* Thats right, you delicious little morsels, right into my- *Travelers run away* Awww... *picks up squirrel* Why do humans always run when they see you, Mr. Fluffytail?

A polite reminder from my harpy character about speaking properly.

"If you're going to babble out a bunch of brain-dead nonsense to a harpy, then at least take the time to stuff something into that hollow skull of yours and learn some &%*^ing grammar! Creativity with insults is good, but if you spew a puddle of hairballs and vomit with the adjectives and adverbs in the wrong places out of your rotten-breathed piehole, you're just going to look like the pathetic, slime-ridden maggot you are, snotrag." -Jab, Harpy

"Hmmm. Why are all those people running and screaming? It's almost like there's some kind of danger nearby.... Hmmm. Maybe I'll just have a quick look-see."

"How could things get any worse?"