The User Quotes Thread

Subject: The User Quotes Thread Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:21 am

In the course of discussing Felarya, the internet or various other things, it occurs that that one of us makes a statement that is memorable enough for you to want to post it in other places so others can also see how memorable it is. This is a thread for that. Whenever you think someone has said something worth quoting, but you don't know where to quote it or, Like me your signature it at maximum length already this is the place to post it.
A few rules:

No Quoting yourself - It's only worth quoting if someone else other than the author thinks it's worth quoting
Only post quotes from the users of this forum
Make sure they really are memorable

To get started, here's a few that I think are good:

Stabs wrote:: Felarya's supposed to be dangerous to everyone there. And sexy, too. Dangerous, but sexy. Come to think of it, the danger adds to the sexy.

Silent_Eric wrote:: Humans are supposed to be supreme underdogs. They shouldn't have such devices that give them a good chance at survival.

Daejien wrote:: Personally I'm tired of seeing people that make DBZ characters look like normal people.

Stabs wrote:: So in short, guys, if... let's say, X catches a fairy (Huh? X!? What's X doing in Felarya? Is Zero here too!?), where would X sell (X, that's a sentient being! You can't sell her! It's immoral!) the fairy, barring Negav? And what would X get for it, barring a ton of gold? (No, X, no, don't! That's just wrong! OH FOR GOD'S SAKE HE NOMMED HER! Eh? You... you copied her weapon? GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOOOO!)

AisuKaiko wrote:: Getting Warrior to stop hating is like stopping the rotation of the Milky Way, then moulding it into the shape of a banana before turning the black hole in the core of the galaxy into a giant wad of chocolate ice cream.

(Paraphrased slightly to keep context)

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:12 pm

I like that one by aisu kaiko. but if warrior3000 was my ice cream I'd probably die from carbocide.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:23 pm

More quote-worthy statements.

Zoekin wrote:: Well-that explains Vivian's chest. It's a mana store.

Quote :: Not even I would want that, and I'm a hardcore munchkin who thinks all the time about how to kill everything.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:58 am

Anime-Junkie wrote:

More quote-worthy statements.

Zoekin wrote:: Well-that explains Vivian's chest. It's a mana store.

Quote :: Not even I would want that, and I'm a hardcore munchkin who thinks all the time about how to kill everything.

hey! don't steal my quotes! >_<

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:20 am

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:24 am

SuperPieGuy9 wrote:: [00:27:29] SuperPieGuy9 : Warrior, you make Ganon look like a saint.

Saironthis wrote:: Oh great. It's Warrior. Take the fun out of the chat, everyone. Serious man is here.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:24 pm

Quote :: [15:19:15] Archmage_Bael : if you want sucking, find a pred.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:18 am

Haar wrote:: Child Succubus: *Looks back and forth to make sure nobody's watching* "..." *When she's sure the coast is clear, she has sex with Barbara's unconscious body, feeding off the sexual energy of it. She then gets dressed and walks away, pretending nothing happened*

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:11 pm

Grave wrote:: Marrying a fairy is scary anyway, it's one thing to have a wife who makes you feel small when she gets angry. It's entirely another thing to have a wife who makes you small when she gets angry.

A truly good quote.

Pendragon wrote:: As much as many of you naysayers say Felarya lacks logic, thank Nemyra it's not Dragonball Z bad. :/

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Sat May 01, 2010 1:47 pm

Quote :: [06:45:37] AisuKaiko : The wiki is your parents, your lover, and your child now

[06:45:49] Anime-Junkie : isn't that incest?

[06:45:59] AisuKaiko : ......Maybe

A most excellent one by Aisu.

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Quote :: [07:02:56] Warrior3000 : Wut? Does this make me gay?

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Sat May 01, 2010 5:17 pm

"YOU ATE A TREE'S BALLS" LOLOLOLOLOL.

But an apple is closer to a uterus, in all actuality.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Sat May 01, 2010 6:30 pm

ZionAtriedes wrote:: "YOU ATE A TREE'S BALLS" LOLOLOLOLOL.

But an apple is closer to a uterus, in all actuality.

Yes I knew that but in the moment balls sounded more appropriate. And we wouldn't have got the gay thing without it. Razz

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Sun May 02, 2010 9:08 am

S-Guy wrote:: 32) The Joker hates Batman. Wait, what?

An old one, but really, really good. From this thread.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Mon May 03, 2010 11:15 pm

Shinggaku wrote:: Worrier3000

I found that a funny typo.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Thu May 06, 2010 3:25 pm

Chatbox wrote:: [22:20:44] Stabs : You know, Warrior, I kinda envy you from time to time.

[22:21:19] Warrior3000 : I kind of envy me too.

[22:22:53] Stabs : No matter how much you get mad at us, we still love you.

[22:23:09] Stabs : On the other hand, I tread with lead on my feet not to anger anyone,

[22:23:15] Stabs : and you know what I get?

I laughed hardily....in my mind.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Sun May 09, 2010 7:59 am

Stabs wrote:: Because we're all bored to death of this stuff. Also, it doesn't work.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Sat May 15, 2010 8:50 am

Quote :: [01:49:27] Warrior3000 : CRISIS IS A NAZI
[01:49:30] Warrior3000 : EVERYONE RUN

Blone hair, Blue eyes... Ayran?

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Mon May 17, 2010 4:45 pm

Haar wrote:: <Haar> *A naked, very shapely young woman stands there. She has large breasts that rival Barbara's* "Hi! I'm a random lesbian looking for an orgy!"

Protip: In the event of a serious business roleplay, this is the kind of post you want to be avoiding

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:06 am

rcs619 wrote:: Also, how could you see all the boobs in pitch blackness? D:

lol

Cliff knows what his priorities are! Very Happy

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:16 pm

Grave wrote:: But.....it will be warm, and there will be beautiful women giving you their full attention!

That's ONE way do describe Felarya.

Edit @ 3:00 AM GMT on 19 June

Jew wrote:: This is what you get when you ask me for ideas

Jew has some interesting ideas.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:10 pm

Warrior3000 wrote:: >>OH THIS MAKES ME REALLY CONSIDER SYSTEMATIC GENOCIDE OF EVERYONE WITH AN IQ UNDER 120

To be fair, it was a valid reason.

codaman wrote:: Did Crisis finally figure out how to eat people via computer monitor?

Thankfully, no.

Pendragon wrote:: After all, it would be interesting if th-HOLY CRAP CYPRESS IS ALIVE.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:26 pm

aethernavale wrote:: As long as Crisis has known Vivian, I sincerely doubt she is innocent. More like reluctant.

And truth was spoken.

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Danoob13 wrote:: Let go of you, me demon!

Epic fail XD

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:39 am

DaNoob13 wrote:: It is very soft and shiny like the sun! Such a nice color of blonde too.

Noob talking about my hair in RP. ^.^ I thought it was nice of him.

Subject: Re: The User Quotes Thread Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:17 am

[16:15:14] Stabs : Not that anything's wrong with that. The heart wants what the heart wants.
[16:15:27] Jew : Little girls and shit?
[16:15:43] Jew : The heart belongs in a padded cell in that case.

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