If you were about to die on felarya...............

If you were about to die on felarya (as you in real life teleported to felarya and were making your last stand)...........which character would you rather get eaten by and how would you spend your last few minutes of life?

I know, screwed up question, but hey.....it is felarya after all. You have a 2% chance of survival. X]

I'd rather be eaten by one that 'Hard' vores. You tend not to stay alive long when chewed to a paste. Rather a brief moment of searing agony than a creeping agony that lasts some time.

I'd try to head for the nearest "safe spot" (Negav, or the dimensional gates). If I had to be eaten... Well, Crisis comes to mind. Or Vivian. Or Milly. Or a fairy, maybe... There are quite a few preds whose tummy I might "die happy" in.

i say the same as malahite...

ehhh.. if all else fails.. dridder web bungee jump...

after thinking about it id probably prefer to be eaten by an angel.. not realy about the whole heaven thing.. but at least she would apologize..

well first, I'd probably try to find a known predator, scare the fuck out of them by tellingthem all about their selves in insane detail, and if they still wanted to eat me, run like fuck, if I got to safety for awhile I'd probably just masturbate to pass the time.

Eaten by: Leslie

Screaming "I'M NOT GAY I'M NOT GAY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME WHERE'S CRISIS WHEN YOU NEED HER"

Hmmm, I would really prefer to be in those 2% who survive XD
But if I had to die ... I doubt between a quick death or my curiosity to know how it is to be eaten alive ><
(but, does not the fact that we know how Felarya is, increases our chances to survive? (in comparison to someone who doesn't know anything about it))

I'd shoot myself if I couldn't escape.

Probably Terror. A. It's not a whole lot different from playing with my girlfriend.
B. She did demonstrate some mercy with those explorers, so it'd likely be less stressful.
C. I could PROBABLY convince her not to eat me at all, and instead would join her. Together, we would bring Felarya to its knees!

Take an entire jar of morphine, then let the pred eat me. (hopefully Vivian or Melany)

Eaten by anything but a Glouteux.


"Well shit...it was a half ass life anyways" *eaten*

Something with the power to make me live again
I'd spend the last moments trying to convince them to revive me.

I'm with Anime-Junkie. I'd find Myrah, drug myself into a stupor, and let her fix up a tasty topping for me and eat me.

Meh. A soft vore. Strong enough acid can kill one quickly enough... Plus, the softies tend to be hot anyways.

um..... duh.... Anna.... she would only pretend to eat me then she would let me go when no one was around.... she doesn't eat humans lol...... if i had to die id choose vivian if she would play with me first..... if not Crisis.....

bigman27622 wrote:

um..... duh.... Anna.... she would only pretend to eat me then she would let me go when no one was around.... she doesn't eat humans lol......

That's just what she wants you to think.

This is kinda hard...


On one point, I would be dead before I reach the end of his esophagus.

On the other, I won't be psychologically tortured....

hmm...

/Fish/ wrote:

That's just what she wants you to think.

That's what vorians want us to think.

Really though, Anna's not a good bet. Crisis hounds her, and if / when she finds Anna didn't actually eat you she's likely to give it a try as 'free food'. Basically, you're just extending the anxiety. You'll also likely get Anna scolded for being a bad hunter or something.

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You'll also likely get Anna scolded for being a bad hunter or something.

poor anna Crisis loves her though, I'm sure she'd be forgiven...


hmmm probably a naga. I mean there are a lot of felaryan creatures that I wouldn't mind getting eaten by, but that's me being a vore fan, even though I'd know it'd hurt. However I'd spend my last moments trying to make conversation, maybe trying to get them interested in my personal history enough that they would consider me "someone not worth eating" by any reason of their own. if that fails...I die happy XD

A giant Eagle (male/FEMALE), definately... I love bird-vore as long as it has a nice beak. (No pelicans and such things)

otherwise a snake (male/FEMALE) or Naga (FEMALE).

I would ingest an incredibly strong poison that would make my body deadly toxic to those that would consume it. You know, just to spite any predators or scavengers.

Alternatively (poison that strong is hard to find, after all), I'd explain the Square-Cube Law to the fifty-foot whatever that's chasing/swallowing me, proving that it cannot exist.

Eaten by Crisis

Last words would be OH FUCK MY LIFE UP, DOWN AND SIDEWAYS

But i would probally shoot myself in the face than choose to be eaten =3

I'd slit my throught in the stomach. All the, uh, "fun" of being tongued and swallowed without the pain of digestion...

If I had to pick someone to eat me... it would be someone like rin or terra that wouldnt eat you... oh or anna too

but I guess that would be cheating huh?