Classic Felarya quotes

*Anna seeing a broken-down truck, with someone working on it* Want some help?

Flare wrote:

*Anna seeing a broken-down truck, with someone working on it* Want some help?

Not really a last word, unless said truck is driven by something like Goku (Or said occupants are stupid enough to be smoking near the Great Tree).

Malahite wrote:

Flare wrote:

*Anna seeing a broken-down truck, with someone working on it* Want some help?

Not really a last word, unless said truck is driven by something like Goku (Or said occupants are stupid enough to be smoking near the Great Tree).

Yeah but if it's Goku, those would be ANNA's last words. One flick of his finger and she's in orbit.

In the other scenario, the last words would be the sound of the guy in the truck blowing smoke in her face. "Puff" OMFG! *gulp*

Star Trek:
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a veterinarian!
These creatures are completely illogical.

Star Trek TNG:
Sorry Captain, your No.1 is about to be No. 2

Quick, Beam me up! . . . What do you mean you can't get a lock on my position?! I'm inside a *transmission cuts off*

Stargate SG-1

Jack O'neil: "I've about had it with these damned snakes!"

Felarya totally needs a Stargate, by the way.

Doctor Who

The Doctor: "It looks like we're in Felarya."
Companion: "How can you tell? It's too dark to see... And what's with the squishy walls?"
The Doctor: "That's how I could tell."

Kirby: "HIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Crisis: *giggle*
Kirby: *FSHWWOOOOOOOOOOO*
Crisis: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*Crisis Kirby*

Felarya technically has a stargate, it's next to the ruins of Ur-Sagol

With my sword and lance, I shall vanquish the monster! Onward trusty steed!

Link: Navi? Where are you? I'm sorry I used you for target practice.

"Professor, are you sure you worked out all the kinks in this fancy super weapon of yours?"

Darnit Gilligan, where did you crash us now? I don't know why we trusted you to steer the boat we finally managed to build!

Skully, the Truth is here, just look around you!

Michelangelo, I really don't think you should have stolen Splinter's pocky. This jungle he sent us to train in doesn't look very safe. Right Donatello, Rafael? Guys? Where'd you go?

Music soothes the savage beast right? "It's a small world after all, it's a sma * gulp *

"Right, two volleys left. Make them count lads!"

"What a great figure! Are you by any chance bulimic?"

"Hi, can you tell me what the difference between a naga and a lamia i-"

"know any good dumb blonde jokes?"

"I wonder who shaped that tree into something phallic?"

"Send forward the Nekos, bait out the damned things and feed them early." ~ Last command by Captain (Unknown) before being slain by those in his charge.

"Okay, okay, just calm down... get a hold of yourself. You're in a jungle full of giant, half-animal women who want to eat you... you can survive this. You can-" (cuts off)

"Wait, where am I?" (classic)

"He was the sort of man who went into the Felaryan jungle alone covered in chocolate sauce and brandishing a flare gun, shouting "All the guardians are bastards!""

"Stay still- the naga can't see you if you don't move."

"Lumberjack ninjas armed with chainsawchucks vs one Felaryan dryad: find out who won after this commercial break."

"There be the great white-"
*Ahab rubs eyes*
"The great white whale mermaid!?"

"I've heard that nagas and dridders hate one another."
"Yeah me too."
"Then why are those two...?"

"What are you smiling at?"
"Give it a minute..."

/Fish/ wrote:

"There be the great white-"
*Ahab rubs eyes*
"The great white whale mermaid!?"

"From hell's heart I stab at-"
*gulp*

Hehe nice ones here

Sciran wrote:

"Hi, can you tell me what the difference between a naga and a lamia i-"

I can confirm it's one of the surest way to piss a naga off XD

Vivian: "Tentacles excite me <3"

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Crisis: "Hey Anna-chan!"

Crisis: "Aren't Nekojins Yummy?"

Anna: "...No..."

Crisis: "Nagaryo~..."

"Ohnonononono, you wouldn't want to eat me... I'm all stringy, and not very good for chewing. Wait, Felaryan preds swallow you whole... well, I also tend to explode upon contact with acid. Like Domino's pizza."

Chosen One: "I implore you to reconsider."
Pred: "... Okay!^^"

"It's a brand new day!"
"It's a brand new I'm gonna eat you alive!"

"You don't have to outrun the naga- you just have to trip five of your best friends."

"Now who wants to feed the mermaids- oh look, there's one."
"But there aren't any fish- and why do you have that jetpack?"
"Tour's over, sorry."

"Stop chewing your food this instant- where are your manners?"

Now how am I going to beat those ones? I'll try anyways...

-"Predators? Nonsense, boy! I have hunted lions in Zimbabwe, tigers in India, and leopards in Brazil! So this 'sphinx' you speak of is yet another kitty-cat that I shall vanquish!"
-"Um, yeah... good luck with that. They have wings."
-"I thought you said 'cat', not 'bird'."
-"Welcome to Felarya... home of the most messed-up creatures in existence. Also, the hungriest creatures in existence."

-"Holy shit, I think that gal's got more of an appetite than a Taxxon!" (random reference to an obscure book series)

"I've got a mobile hemispherical Wall of Force set an inch above ground level, a pair of fireballs set to be cast at will, and enough scrolls to start a business. I think I'll manage." ~ Last words of a mage before one of Felarya's many lethal insects crawls beneath the field and bites them.

/Fish/ wrote:

"Stay still- the naga can't see you if you don't move."

You left out the rest of the quote. I am almost certain the conversation went something like this:

"Stay still- the naga can't see you if you don't move."

"Okay, standing perfectly still. Uh... are you sure about that, Gunther? It looks like she's looking right at me."

"She's getting closer. Gunther, I think she sees me! What do I do?! ... Gunther? Aw, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn."

*GULP*

Come on, you know it happened.

ZionAtriedes wrote:

"Holy shit, I think that gal's got more of an appetite than a Taxxon!" (random reference to an obscure book series)

Felaryamorphs, lol.

"Look, I'm an illusionist, and I can say with the greatest certainty this side of the Jewel River that THAT thing is an illusion."

Teacher: "Now class- what did we learn from our field trip to Felarya?"
*children are shaking*
Child 1: "That the Universe we live in is uncaring and impersonal?"
Child 2: "That fairies eat people alive?"
Child 3: "That public nudity is okay?"
Teacher: "I... Don't think we'll be taking that field trip again next year." ^^;

"I saw it- the Missing Link!"
"Where?!"
"Over there- the missing link between humans and snakes!"
"What?!"

"So I discovered the cure for cancer. Cost me an arm and a leg, though."