Classic Felarya quotes

me: I think I'm in love.

Naga: Hello, lunch!

*gulp*

Red Riding Hood meets Crisis on her first and last day on Felarya.

Little Red Riding Hood: "My, what big hands you have."
Crisis (reading the script, then looks up at Red): "All the better to grab things with, my dear."
Red: "My, what a big tail you have!"
Crisis (thumbing through to the next line): "Uh, all the better to ... uhm... rats. *grumble* Ah, nevermind, it's time to eat you! *gulp*"


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Homer Simpson's first and last words on Felarya:
"D'oh!"

Walking, looking down: According to this map, I just have to go *eaten*

Looking at a drider: Eww, bugs are disgusting

Standing in front of Nix: Sorry, just drank the last bottle.

"If I play music real hard, maybe it'll chase the monsters away."

"Prepare to be vanquish by my invincible tiger style sword technique!" - cookies to anyone who get the reference.

"My horse can outrun anything."

"There's a UFO flying straight to us..."

"I got a new net! I'm gonna catch lots of bugs!"

"I swear I saw a big cat, with wings and the chest of a hot chick."

"Hmmm, I really need a new pair of boots."

"I love fertilizing!"

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall."

"I feel like swimming today."

"Any last words, prey?"

Never, EVER give someone the chance to say something in a realm of Magic. The reason is kind of obvious.

Two mauses talking:

What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?
Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try to take over the WORLD!

Guardian hears them, they die. Or the guardian is amused by them and lets them keep trying only to fail.

"Wow, it's dark here. I think I'll light a fire. It'll keep me safe!"

"Wow, look at the big doggy, it has six legs!"

Takes a hit "Woah, dude we're like surrounded by trees all of a sudden. Man, we must be surrounded by weed, lets go find it!"

Hehe nice ones ! Keep them coming

The ultimate Question to Life, the Universe and Everything:

"How many seconds do you have left to live in Felarya?"

the Answer: Forty-two

In Felarya, you must always assume you are mere seconds away from being something's lunch.

That wasn't so much as a quote but a fact. Meh. All the obvious quotes have been taken.

From inside Crisis's stomach "This sucks"
From inside Anna's stomach "Tell me about it"
Crisis "Did my belly just talk to your belly?"
Anna "Mhm"

For all you Star Wars fans.
Crisis sneaks up behind Han Solo
"I have a bad feeling about this"

"It's dead? I could have sworn I saw a twitch..."

One guy runs up to another guy, out of breath. The other guy turns pale and points. The first guy says, "She's right behind me, isn't she?"

That's odd....the Adventuer's Aliamac didn't mention anything about a total eclipse of the sun....

Flare wrote:

That's odd....the Adventuer's Aliamac didn't mention anything about a total eclipse of the sun....

I think it's Almanac, and a reference to 8-bit theater.

It's close. The exact 8-bit Theatre reference would be "thief's almanac."

But on a similar note... "Huh, the adventurer's almanac didn't say anything about tight quarters and acid rain, either."

Also it was used by Black Mage.

And while we're on the subject....

"Ready the Giant Naga Cannon!"

Wow! These naga-skin boots feel great!

Stupid spiderwebs, I'll just cut them out of my way.

It's just a couple miles, nothing to worry about.

Ugh, your breath stinks!

"I've got the perfect plan!" *encounters predator, pulls out breath mints and pops one, then poses*
"Mentos, the Freshmaker"

"Now THAT'S a wave of death and destruction that's easy on the eyes."

Flare wrote:

Also it was used by Black Mage.

Good eye.

Back on topic...

Imagine, if you will, a physicist that just got dumped into Felarya: "Curse you, quantum physics! CURSE YOU!"

Delicious Kevin wrote:

From inside Crisis's stomach "This sucks"
From inside Anna's stomach "Tell me about it"
Crisis "Did my belly just talk to your belly?"
Anna "Mhm"

Hahaha I just love this one
It has a sort of surrealistic feel to it XD

*After running across Anko*

LITTLE MERMAID MY ASS!

"The itsy bitsy spider..." *!!!*

Crisis: "Don't worry, I'm not going to eat you, I'm just GONNA-FIRE-MAH-LAZER! BLAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!"

"There's something big right behind me, isn't there?"
"Oh yeah."
"Well, let me have one last smoke...."

"Why yes little girl, I washed my neck this morning. Why do you ask?"-The late Hugo Gilford after shopping at Tanya's late one night.

"If you don't bother them, they won't bother you." Ryan the druid

"I'm sure she's friendly. Look! She's smiling at me! Hi blondie!"-Jason the Sage meeeting the lovely Crisis

"London Bridge is falling down, Falling Down, FALLING DOWN."

I'm surprised no one's done this one yet:

Crisis: Man, some of those circus people tasted funny...

"Rub her belly. It calms them down."

"Wow! A giant book! Looks like a girl's diary. Seems they really liked someone named Anna."

"I look good enough to eat!" (preening in a mirror)